Happy New Year, dear readers!

Old Grumpy decided that the most successful congratulations for you would be a new issue about “gallant ladies”. So I apologize for having two issues in a row on the same topic, but it's worth it.

Blondes and brunettes

Medieval poets always sang exclusively blondes as ideal lovers, and only in the 16th century did the fashion for glorifying brunettes appear. The first to do this, in my opinion, was Ariosto (1474-1533).

Skillful perm

It was said about Françoise de La Bourdesiere (mother of the famous Gabriela d'Estrée) that she had unusually lush hair in her intimate area. She either skillfully curled this hair, or braided it in pigtails, winding it on multi-colored ribbons and then attaching it to her thighs. This Françoise loved to show herself in this form either to her husband (she married Antonio d'Estrée in 1559 and had seven children from him), or to her lover Yves d'Alegre, with whom, in the end, she escaped in 1583.

Virgin Queen

According to one version, Queen Elizabeth I of England had such a narrow entrance that because of this she never risked parting with her girlhood, limiting herself to external caresses. Doctors even advised her to undergo a minor surgical operation (a small incision), and experienced ladies recommended starting with boys with a thin pod, but the queen never decided on anything.

Duchess de Montpensier

On the contrary, Catherine Maria of Lorraine, Duchess of Montpensier, famous in the history of France, had such a wide entrance that King Henry III, after a short affair, abandoned her, not receiving any pleasure from their dates. Since then, Madame de Montpensier became the king's mortal enemy, participated in almost all conspiracies against him and was in close relations with Clément, the king's murderer - they said that she organized this murder. [The murder of her brother, Henry of Guise, I leave behind the scenes in this anecdote. - S. Grumpy]

This deficiency greatly annoyed the duchess; she used many different ointments, ointments and poultices, but nothing helped the poor thing. Then the desperate duchess decided to select partners only with huge penises, otherwise none of the partners would get any pleasure.

Entertainment of the High Nobility

And this is how the courtiers had fun during the time of King Henry II of France. One day, several bored courtiers, among whom were very noble gentlemen [Charles de La Rochefoucauld, Sieur de Randan (!525-1562), Duke Jacques de Nemours (1531-1585), military leader Francois de Vendôme (1522-1560), Count Francis de La Rochefoucauld (1525-1572), Seneschal of Poitou Melchior de Montpezac (1521-1572) and a couple of military men - René de Givry (?-1562) and Francois de Genlis (?-1569).], climbed into the latrine and, taking advantage of the fact that the boards there were very loosely knocked together and there were many rather wide cracks; through these cracks they began to spy on the girls who were relieving themselves and compared their organs. Some ladies sat down directly on the floor to do this. One of these ladies had such long and drooping outer lips that they hung straight down into the crack. Then M. de Rondant pinned these lips to the boards with needles, the lady jumped up sharply in pain and tore her lips so that there were four of them. These gentlemen were very pleased with their feat and reported it to the king, who laughed very much at this story, and then retold it to the queen, Catherine de Medici.

Appearances are deceptive

Claude de Torcy, a court lady to Eleanor of Austria (1498-1558), wife of King Francis I, spoke about her mistress like this: when dressed, her mistress looked beautiful and wonderfully built; but without a dress she looked rather ugly due to her too long body and very short legs.

Where is the right stop?

One lord, upon meeting, said to his lady:
“I kiss your hands and feet, senora.”
To which the lady replied:
“Sir, but the most interesting stop is in the middle.”

You also have to see what you enjoy!

More about morals, but now under Francis I. One of the king’s sons, Charles, once fucked a certain noble lady. At the same time, the king's favorite was present, who asked the young man if he had ever seen that part of the body that gives him the greatest pleasure. The prince gave a negative answer. Then the lady exclaimed:
“That means you don’t understand anything and don’t really know what you love. Your pleasure is by no means complete: you also need to see what you enjoy.”
The prince wanted to follow her advice, but the lady was ashamed and closed her legs tightly.
Then the king's favorite turned the lady over and held her tightly until the prince examined everything properly and kissed everything, which gave him great pleasure and excitement. Since then, the prince began to prefer precisely such caresses.

Queen's Choice

Queen Isabella of Castile (1451-1504) said that four things were most pleasant to her:
a warrior on the battlefield, a bishop in a cathedral, a beautiful lady in bed and a thief on the gallows.

Ladies don't age

One noble Spanish lady claimed that not a single beautiful or even more or less attractive lady would ever age from the waist down.

She also claimed that

"... you can only get rid of the torment of the flesh with death, although in appearance it seems as if age turns you away from thoughts of love. After all, every woman is crazy about herself, but cherishes her beauty not for herself, but for men..."

(To be continued)

Duchess de Montpensier: an apple from an apple tree

Anne-Marie-Louise d'Orléans, Duchess de Montpensier, was Gaston's eldest and only daughter from his first wife Marie de Bourbon, Duchess de Montpensier, who died in childbirth and left a huge fortune to her little one. So, in addition to the high title of “first princess of the blood,” Anna was also phenomenally rich. She was richer than the kings of the greatest world powers.

And it was terrible.

Because finding a worthy spouse under such conditions turned out to be very difficult. Anna chose meticulously. She was still very young when the Prince of Wales wooed her. But the position of the future Charles II at that time was extremely unenviable - his father fought with parliament, and Charles himself, together with his mother, was forced to vegetate in France as a poor relative. Who needs such a groom? A little later, Anna learned that the wife of Ferdinand III, Holy Roman Emperor, had died and wanted to marry him. However, nothing came of it. The Emperor chose someone else over her. Upset by what had happened, Anne focused all her thoughts on another candidate, and this was her cousin Louis XIV.

The great Mademoiselle was born in 1627 and was eleven years older than Louis, nevertheless she passionately wanted him to become her husband, and had great hopes for this, patiently waiting for her betrothed to grow up.

“The Queen gave birth to a son, and this birth became a new joy for me; I visited the child every day and called him “my little husband.” The king enjoyed everything I did,” she writes in her Memoirs.

Just like her father, Anna was not very intelligent, and her soul burned with a thirst for exploits and adventure. True, unlike Gaston, she was, in essence, an innocent and romantic creature and never intended meanness. All the stupid things she did were done honestly, openly and impulsively.

Following her father, Mademoiselle de Montpensier joined the ranks of the frondeurs, but she does not weave intrigues and does not inspire men to exploits, as other rebel ladies do. Dressed in helmet and armor, Anna commands light cavalry and even manages to capture Orleans.

It is difficult to explain how her participation in the rebellion against the king was combined with the desire to marry him. Either Anna believed that one thing had nothing to do with the other - after all, all members of the royal family, all close relatives of Louis, took part in the events of the Fronde at different times, why should she remain on the sidelines? Or maybe she thought that she was really doing a good deed by siding with the haters of Mazarin, for this villain, who, as mentioned above, “had a detrimental effect on the queen’s mind with spells and witchcraft,” had to be gotten rid of as soon as possible.

In the summer of 1652, going to war, Gaston, who was at that time the mayor of Paris, left his daughter in his place, giving her all possible powers. Therefore, when the remnants of Condé’s army perished at the walls of the capital on July 2, it was she who had to decide what should be done. And Anna ordered to open the Saint-Antoine Gate and let the prince and his people into the city. She also gave the command to the Bastille artillerymen to shoot at Turenne’s army, covering the retreat.

Cardinal Mazarin, who was watching the battle from the hills of Charonne, said ironically at that moment:

This cannon salvo killed her husband.

And in fact, with her rash act, the Great Mademoiselle immediately crossed out all her matrimonial plans. Louis, of course, will never forgive her. However, in any case, it is unlikely that he would have married her...

The Parisians bitterly regretted letting the Prince of Condé in. He behaved in the city like a conqueror. He attacked the city council meeting in the town hall, suspecting it of “Mazarinist sentiments.” Hundreds of people died that day. His soldiers engaged in robberies, raped women and gradually deserted. The Parisians hated him more and more, finally finally realizing that the princes were no better than Mazarin, and maybe even worse. In the end, Condé was forced to flee.

We can say that on this day the Fronde ended.

Prince Condé fled to Spain. The Duke of Orleans signed a document of obedience to the king and admitting his guilt. It was not the first time for him to repent and ask for forgiveness. Having participated in all the conspiracies during the reign of Louis XIII, he got used to the fact that no matter how severely the other conspirators were punished, he would always get away with it, he would always be forgiven, because he was the king’s brother, an inviolable person. So it was now. Gaston was ordered to go into exile to his castle in Blois, which he did.

The great Mademoiselle also went into exile, to her estate, where she began to write the famous “Memoirs”. The king allowed her to return to court only after five years. Anna was already over thirty, her youth was leaving, but marriage still didn’t work out. There were no free monarchs who wanted to connect their lives with the not very young and not particularly beautiful princess; in France, Mademoiselle de Montpensier was considered a rebel and was shunned.

Anna was already approaching forty when she suddenly fell passionately in love with a man who was completely unworthy of her: poor, not noble enough, and with a completely disgusting character. His name was Antoine Nompart de Caumont, Comte de Lauzun.

The princess fell in love so much that she wanted to get married no matter what.

“Madame de Sevigne, in one of her famous letters, talks about the strong shock that shook the court when it turned out that the insolent Lauzen intended to marry the Great Mademoiselle,” writes Georges Le Nôtre in the book “Daily Life of Versailles under the Kings.” - God, what a shame: princess of royal blood, granddaughter of Henry IV, cousin of Louis XIV! This happened in 1670. Her Highness was five years older than this rogue, with whom she fell passionately, madly in love, as if drunk with some kind of potion. It was a sudden, truly fatal passion.

An incredibly rich woman, she began to shower her pet with gifts; accustomed to the favors of fate, he allowed them to be done. And these were not shoe buckles or jabot pins at all, but first the County d'U, the first peerage of France, then the Duchy of Montpensier, then Saint-Fargeau, then the Duchy of Chatellerault; in general - 22 million in seignorial income, that is, 50 million in today's money. “Is this what love is?” - as Figaro would say.

The princess's wedding to this philanderer was a done deal. The king himself agreed: most likely, driven by an old resentment that had lodged in him since the days of the Fronde, he was not averse to allowing his cousin to commit a stupidity, which she would not be slow to repent of. But the all-powerful favorite at that time, Madame de Montespan, in the interests of family honor, vetoed the marriage.

Mademoiselle, who was in love, was shaking with indignation, in despair she rolled on the floor and let out heartbreaking screams. The much cooler Lozen was nevertheless also hurt. One fine day he penetrated his offender and inflicted a savage insult on her. Never before within the old walls of the Saint-Germain Castle, where this scene took place, have such accusations been heard: Madame de Montespan had to hear how she was called a “slut,” “carrion,” “trash.” And these are still the most decent epithets. Having released his anger in this way, Lozen left the favorite in tears, almost unconscious. The king found her in this state and found out the reason for the excitement. That same evening Lauzen was arrested and sent to the distant fortress of Pignerol."

Lauzen languished in prison for ten years, until finally Mademoiselle de Montpensier managed to ransom him from the king. The ransom was substantial - Anna gave part of her possessions to the son of Louis and Madame de Montespan, the Duke du Maine.

Lozen was fifty and Anna was fifty-four years old when they secretly got married. But the marriage did not last long. Her husband behaved so disgustingly towards her that the princess soon broke up with him and, when he died, even refused to attend his funeral.

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Bearing the title Monsieur, he was the youngest son of King Henry IV. Thus, Anne was the cousin of Louis XIV. Mother, Marie de Bourbon, Duchesse de Montpensier was the great-granddaughter of the 1st Duke of Montpensier and inherited from her ancestors a huge fortune with a large number of titles. She died giving birth to Anna. The girl was raised at the court of King Louis XIII under the tutelage of his wife Anne of Austria.

Personal life

Being a princess of royal blood and heir to a huge fortune left by her mother, she seemed to represent a brilliant match. One of the first suitors of the Duchess de Montpensier was the Prince of Wales, the future King of England Charles II, who was then forced to stay in France while his father tried to maintain power in England. However, Anna considered the candidacy of the prince in exile insufficiently suitable. In addition, in May she learned that Maria Anna of Spain, Queen Anne's sister, had died, leaving Emperor Ferdinand III a widower. Then she came up with the idea of ​​becoming an empress by marrying him. However, the matchmaking matter did not progress, and in the end it turned out that the emperor was going to marry not her, but the Archduchess of Tyrol. Anna was offended by the courtiers when she found out that they were hiding the true state of affairs from her.

Anna Maria Louise did not give up the thought of a successful marriage. She decided to marry her cousin Louis XIV, who was ten years younger than her. But her hopes were not destined to come true; the duchess was imbued with the ideas of the Fronde. Like her father, she took the side of the frondeurs, which was greatly facilitated by her hostility towards Cardinal Mazarin, whom she considered guilty of a failed marriage. In the Fronde of the Princes, Anne joined the forces of the Grand Condé. Her actions during the armed clashes in Paris were very decisive. She not only nominally commanded one of the armies on the side of the princes, but also personally participated in military operations. On July 2, the Duchess rescued the Prince of Condé and his men by firing cannons at the royal troops and controlling the gates to the city. At the end of 1652, when Queen Regent Anne of Austria and Mazarin regained power, Anne, along with other frondeurs, was expelled from the capital. Only in 1657, having received the king's forgiveness, did she reappear at court. Mademoiselle was still unmarried, but no one was in a hurry to marry her, due to her rebellious past. And the princess’s first youth has already passed. She was almost forty when her attention was attracted by Antoine Nompart de Caumont, son of the noble Count of Lauzun and Charlotte, daughter of Henri-Nompart de Caumont La Force. In 1670, Mademoiselle solemnly demanded the king's permission to marry Lauzun. Louis understood that he could not allow his cousin to marry any of the princes, since Anna’s impressive dowry and status would make the groom too influential. Therefore, he allowed her to marry an ordinary nobleman. However, not everyone at court agreed with the king's decision. For an unknown reason, a year later, in December, Losen was arrested; he spent the next ten years in Pinerolo, and Anna tried her best to free him from there. Ten years later, the Duke was released after Anne agreed to give Dombes and some of her other possessions to the king's illegitimate son, Louis Auguste. The elderly lovers (when Lozen was released, he was almost fifty, and Anna was fifty-four) secretly got married. But the Duke treated his wife with contempt, and after several cases of obvious disrespect, Anna Maria Louise broke off all relations with him and refused to see him even on her deathbed.

Last years

The Duchess lived for several years at the Luxembourg Palace, where she died on April 3, 1693. Anna Maria Louise was buried in the Abbey of Saint-Denis; her grave, like many others, was looted during the French Revolution. The duchess's heart was given to the church of Val-de-Grâce for safekeeping.

Memoirs

In the last years of her life she wrote the memoirs she had begun when she was out of favor thirty years earlier. Her memoirs, first published in 1729, are of great literary and historical value, despite the fact that they are self-absorbed and extremely fragmentary. The author of memoirs pays attention not so much to historical events as to picturesque episodes from his own life. The memoirs allow you to imagine the celebrities of the 17th century - Louis XIV, Anne of Austria, Gaston of Orleans, Prince of Condé, Henrietta of England - in their homely, everyday guise. The portrait of the famous Queen Christina of Sweden, who visited France in 1656, is of great interest to the costume historian:

“She was wearing a skirt made of gray silk fabric with gold and silver lace, a fiery camelot caftan with lace of the same color as the skirt, and a small braid - gold, silver and black; also on the skirt there was a knotted scarf of Genoese lace with a fiery bow: a light wig, and at the back a ring, as women wear; hat with black feathers, which she held in her hands." (Trans. V. D. Altashina)

In her memoirs, Mademoiselle de Montpensier quite successfully mixes different genres - diary, novel, short story, comedy, farce.

Titles

Anna had a title from birth Mademoiselle, which was worn by the eldest unmarried daughter of the Duke of Orleans. Her father, the Duke of Orléans, bore the title Monsieur, and subsequently, when Louis XIV ascended the throne, Gaston began to be called Grand Monsieur to distinguish him from his nephew, Louis XIV's brother Philippe of Anjou, who received the title Petit Monsieur. Following her father, Anna also added the prefix Great (Grand) to her title (fr. La Grande Mademoiselle), it is by this name that she is known in the novels of Dumas.

Anna inherited possessions and titles from her mother, including:

  • Duchesse de Montpensier, Saint-Fargeau, Chatellerault, Beaupréau;
  • Princesse de Dombes, Luc, la Roche-sur-Ion, Joinville;
  • Dauphine d'Auvergne;
  • Marquise de Maizières;
  • Countess d'E, Forez, Mortain, Bar-sur-Seine;
  • Viscountess d'Auge, Bresse, Domfront;
  • Baroness de Beaujolais, Montague-en-Combray, Mirbeau, Roche-en-Renier, Thiers-en-Auvergne.

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Notes

Literature

  • (French)
  • Altashina V.D. The art of small talk: “Memoirs” of the Great Mademoiselle // Poetry and the truth of memoirs (France, XVII-XVIII centuries). - St. Petersburg. : Russian State Pedagogical University named after A.I. Herzen, 2005. - P. 87-108.

Excerpt characterizing Anne de Montpensier

- Still alone, without my friends... And he wants me not to be afraid.
Her tone was already grumbling, her lip lifted, giving her face not a joyful, but a brutal, squirrel-like expression. She fell silent, as if finding it indecent to talk about her pregnancy in front of Pierre, when that was the essence of the matter.
“Still, I don’t understand, de quoi vous avez peur, [What are you afraid of," Prince Andrei said slowly, without taking his eyes off his wife.
The princess blushed and waved her hands desperately.
- Non, Andre, je dis que vous avez tellement, tellement change... [No, Andrei, I say: you have changed so, so...]
“Your doctor tells you to go to bed earlier,” said Prince Andrei. - You should go to bed.
The princess said nothing, and suddenly her short, whiskered sponge began to tremble; Prince Andrei, standing up and shrugging his shoulders, walked around the room.
Pierre looked in surprise and naively through his glasses, first at him, then at the princess, and stirred, as if he, too, wanted to get up, but was again thinking about it.
“What does it matter to me that Monsieur Pierre is here,” the little princess suddenly said, and her pretty face suddenly blossomed into a tearful grimace. “I’ve been wanting to tell you for a long time, Andre: why did you change so much towards me?” What I did to you? You're going to the army, you don't feel sorry for me. For what?
- Lise! - Prince Andrey just said; but in this word there was a request, a threat, and, most importantly, an assurance that she herself would repent of her words; but she continued hastily:
“You treat me like I’m sick or like a child.” I see everything. Were you like this six months ago?
“Lise, I ask you to stop,” said Prince Andrei even more expressively.
Pierre, who became more and more agitated during this conversation, stood up and approached the princess. He seemed unable to bear the sight of tears and was ready to cry himself.
- Calm down, princess. It seems like this to you, because I assure you, I myself experienced... why... because... No, excuse me, a stranger is superfluous here... No, calm down... Goodbye...
Prince Andrei stopped him by the hand.
- No, wait, Pierre. The princess is so kind that she will not want to deprive me of the pleasure of spending the evening with you.
“No, he only thinks about himself,” said the princess, unable to hold back her angry tears.
“Lise,” said Prince Andrei dryly, raising his tone to the degree that shows that patience is exhausted.
Suddenly the angry, squirrel-like expression of the princess’s beautiful face was replaced by an attractive and compassion-arousing expression of fear; She glanced from under her beautiful eyes at her husband, and on her face appeared that timid and confessing expression that appears on a dog, quickly but weakly waving its lowered tail.
- Mon Dieu, mon Dieu! [My God, my God!] - said the princess and, picking up the fold of her dress with one hand, she walked up to her husband and kissed him on the forehead.
“Bonsoir, Lise, [Good night, Liza,” said Prince Andrei, getting up and politely, like a stranger, kissing his hand.

The friends were silent. Neither one nor the other began to speak. Pierre glanced at Prince Andrei, Prince Andrei rubbed his forehead with his small hand.
“Let’s go have dinner,” he said with a sigh, getting up and heading to the door.
They entered the elegantly, newly, richly decorated dining room. Everything, from napkins to silver, earthenware and crystal, bore that special imprint of novelty that happens in the household of young spouses. In the middle of dinner, Prince Andrei leaned on his elbow and, like a man who has had something on his heart for a long time and suddenly decides to speak out, with an expression of nervous irritation in which Pierre had never seen his friend before, he began to say:
– Never, never get married, my friend; Here's my advice to you: don't get married until you tell yourself that you did everything you could, and until you stop loving the woman you chose, until you see her clearly; otherwise you will make a cruel and irreparable mistake. Marry an old man, good for nothing... Otherwise, everything that is good and lofty in you will be lost. Everything will be spent on little things. Yes Yes Yes! Don't look at me with such surprise. If you expect something from yourself in the future, then at every step you will feel that everything is over for you, everything is closed, except for the living room, where you will stand on the same level as a court lackey and an idiot... So what!...
He waved his hand energetically.
Pierre took off his glasses, causing his face to change, showing even more kindness, and looked at his friend in surprise.
“My wife,” continued Prince Andrei, “is a wonderful woman.” This is one of those rare women with whom you can be at peace with your honor; but, my God, what I wouldn’t give now not to be married! I’m telling you this alone and first, because I love you.
Prince Andrei, saying this, looked even less like than before that Bolkonsky, who was lounging in Anna Pavlovna’s chair and, squinting through his teeth, spoke French phrases. His dry face was still trembling with the nervous animation of every muscle; the eyes, in which the fire of life had previously seemed extinguished, now shone with a radiant, bright shine. It was clear that the more lifeless he seemed in ordinary times, the more energetic he was in these moments of almost painful irritation.
“You don’t understand why I’m saying this,” he continued. – After all, this is a whole life story. You say Bonaparte and his career,” he said, although Pierre did not talk about Bonaparte. – You say Bonaparte; but Bonaparte, when he worked, walked step by step towards his goal, he was free, he had nothing but his goal - and he achieved it. But tie yourself to a woman, and like a shackled convict, you lose all freedom. And everything that you have in you of hope and strength, everything only weighs you down and torments you with remorse. Living rooms, gossip, balls, vanity, insignificance - this is a vicious circle from which I cannot escape. I am now going to war, to the greatest war that has ever happened, but I know nothing and am no good for anything. “Je suis tres aimable et tres caustique, [I am very sweet and very eater,” continued Prince Andrei, “and Anna Pavlovna listens to me.” And this stupid society, without which my wife and these women cannot live... If only you could know what it is toutes les femmes distinguees [all these women of good society] and women in general! My father is right. Selfishness, vanity, stupidity, insignificance in everything - these are women when they show everything as they are. If you look at them in the light, it seems that there is something, but nothing, nothing, nothing! Yes, don’t get married, my soul, don’t get married,” Prince Andrei finished.
“It’s funny to me,” said Pierre, “that you consider yourself incapable, that your life is a spoiled life.” You have everything, everything is ahead. And you…
He didn’t say you, but his tone already showed how highly he valued his friend and how much he expected from him in the future.
“How can he say that!” thought Pierre. Pierre considered Prince Andrei to be a model of all perfections precisely because Prince Andrei united to the highest degree all those qualities that Pierre did not have and which can be most closely expressed by the concept of willpower. Pierre was always amazed at Prince Andrei's ability to calmly deal with all kinds of people, his extraordinary memory, erudition (he read everything, knew everything, had an idea about everything) and most of all his ability to work and study. If Pierre was often struck by Andrei’s lack of ability for dreamy philosophizing (to which Pierre was especially prone), then in this he saw not a disadvantage, but a strength.
In the best, most friendly and simple relationships, flattery or praise is necessary, just as greasing is necessary for the wheels to keep them moving.
“Je suis un homme fini, [I am a finished man,” said Prince Andrei. - What can you say about me? Let’s talk about you,” he said, after a pause and smiling at his comforting thoughts.
This smile was reflected on Pierre’s face at the same instant.
– What can we say about me? - said Pierre, spreading his mouth into a carefree, cheerful smile. -What am I? Je suis un batard [I am an illegitimate son!] - And he suddenly blushed crimson. It was clear that he made a great effort to say this. – Sans nom, sans fortune... [No name, no fortune...] And well, that’s right... - But he didn’t say that’s right. – I’m free for now, and I feel good. I just don’t know what to start. I wanted to seriously consult with you.
Prince Andrei looked at him with kind eyes. But his glance, friendly and affectionate, still expressed the consciousness of his superiority.
– You are dear to me, especially because you are the only living person among our entire world. You feel good. Choose what you want; it does not matter. You will be good everywhere, but one thing: stop going to these Kuragins and leading this life. So it doesn’t suit you: all these carousings, and hussarism, and everything...
“Que voulez vous, mon cher,” said Pierre, shrugging his shoulders, “les femmes, mon cher, les femmes!” [What do you want, my dear, women, my dear, women!]

INTERVIEW WITH BERTRAND TAVERNIER

We had the opportunity to tell a love story that would be both lyrical and frank. When we started working on the film adaptation, our main concern was how to show, in the context of the time period, the depth of feeling and passion present in the book, in all its unvarnished cruelty. After Jean's films such as "Life and Nothing Else", "Captain Conan" and "Pass", he again managed to amaze me with the ingenuity, humor and beauty of his language. The dialogues written by him awaken this era to life and trigger the imagination of me and the actors who managed to penetrate the spirit of that time and bring it closer to modern times.

On this film you worked mainly with young actors...

This is another reason why I wanted to make this film - I got to work with many actors for the first time. During the eight weeks of filming, I thought every day how right Michael Powell was when he said that thanks to good actors, words are no longer a screen behind which the writer hides. They become musical instruments on which actors perform enchanting melodies.

Before our eyes appear such human joys and hardships that we had no idea about. The director stops worrying about costumes and shooting schedules. He releases his imagination and for a moment becomes truly happy. I was truly happy. I didn't feel like I was directing the actors, I was watching them. They inspired me, captivated me and excited me. It was amazing.

Your princess is rebelling against the world she lives in...

Marie de Montpensier is a young woman who has to learn life through her own mistakes, learn to restrain and channel her feelings and make difficult and painful decisions, and yet she is still essentially a little girl. During filming, Mélanie Thierry delighted and amazed me with her acting and, of course, her beauty, but most importantly, the emotions that she brought to her character. After participating in the production of “The Doll” with Melanie, Monique Chaumette told me about her that she, like Stradivarius, is ready to go much further than is required of her and this is the true truth.

Like the princess, Chabanne refuses to dance to someone else's tune...

Chabanne is the backbone of this film. He is able to awaken feelings, and thanks to him we can see a different side of Marie. He reminds me of the great literary heroes of those years, a teacher and a warrior, a mathematician and a philosopher, fighting intolerance in all its forms. To understand the full strength of his humanism and commitment to the ideals of peace, one must see how he will behave in the conditions of the horrors of war. Lambert Wilson has all the qualities of this character, through whose eyes we see the difficult choices Marie must face.

You offer a completely new interpretation of the image of the Duke of Anjou, the future king Henry III...

I wanted to do away with the caricature that had been formed over the course of history. The Duke of Anjou was a great general with a very inquisitive mind. They say he could have become an excellent king if he had lived in a more favorable time period. Rafael Personaz played him with his characteristic spontaneity, elegance and charm, perfectly portraying the character's keen intelligence and ambiguity.

The Duke of Guise and the Prince of Montpensier, on the contrary, are warriors...

Giz is a warrior to the core. Hunter. He embodies brute strength, courage and religious uncompromisingness with a touching dash of sincerity and dubiousness. Gaspard Uliel shows all his strength, cruelty, sensuality and, at times, sincere love in this role. Compared to Guise, Philippe de Montpensier is a deeply sincere man and less thirsty for power. He falls in love with his wife after marriage and follows the flow of this passion, while Guise is under the destructive influence of his ambition. Grégoire Leprance-Ringuet brings a lot of inner strength to Montpensier, interspersed with unexpected and effective flashes of cruelty. On the first day, I saw that he managed to break out of all the conventions associated with his character.

In general, you adhere to a rather feminist position.

I'm clearly on Marie's side. She is torn between her upbringing and what others expect of her on the one hand, and between her passions and desires on the other. She doesn't want to be a submissive wife. She wants to get an education and embrace the world. Her passion for learning gives her strength and allows her to resist.

This film is not historical at all.

I wanted this film to be as modern and natural in terms of storytelling as The Pass or In the Electric Mist. I didn't plan to recreate the era, I just wanted to convey its essence. For example, I didn't want to use sixteenth-century music.

Even though Philippe Sarde took his inspiration from composers of the time, such as Roland de Lassus, we made the arrangements and motifs sound very modern through the extensive use of percussion. In fact, we created a rather original musical structure, consisting of three baroque performers, four trombonists, seven double bassists and cellists, and five percussionists. And not a single violin!

PRINCESS DE MONTPENSIER. ARTICLE BY DIDIE LE FURE

"" was first published anonymously in 1662, perhaps because it paralleled the relationship between Henrietta of England, the wife of King Louis XIV's brother and the Comte de Guiche. In any case, Madame de Lafayette did everything in her first novel to cover her tracks. She moved the action of her novel from the court of the “Sun King” a century earlier, during the reign of King Charles IX and the religious wars. All the characters actually existed, even though the author changed the names of some of them. She invented only a love story: a young girl, Marie de Maizières, who belongs to her husband Philippe de Montpensier and secretly loves another man, Henry, Duke of Guise. For some time, she believes that the distance between them and the company of the Count de Chabanne will reduce the passion to nothing. But fate brings them together again, and Marie is no longer able to resist.

The betrayal of her beloved and the hostility she feels towards her husband become a punishment for her. As for de Chabanne, a faithful and reliable friend, he sacrifices himself for the sake of the woman with whom he also happened to fall in love.

Despite the fact that another novel by Madame de Lafayette, “The Princess of Cleves,” has already been repeatedly adapted for film, with “The Princess of Montpensier” everything turned out somewhat differently. It was left behind The Princess of Cleves in book sales and influence on the masses. When 19th-century readers rediscovered this period of history, considered too morally corrupt during the Bourbon reign, the court of King Henry II, where The Princess of Cleves takes place, seemed nobler and more in keeping with people's impressions of the 16th century than the reign of his second. son of Charles IX, bringing back memories of wounds that had not yet healed. “The Princess of Cleves” captured the greatness and prosperity of a country at the peak of its glory, for which the greatest minds of the Renaissance did a lot, and the people of the 19th century preferred to look up to this worthy image. La Princesse de Montpensier, on the other hand, was set in a time of disunity, intolerance and carnage, a past best forgotten and a future avoided. In the 19th century, “The Princess of Cleves” was reprinted 28 times, while “The Princesse de Montpensier” was not published even once.

Although this unjust state of affairs changed in the 20th century, it happened too late. The decision of Bertrand Tavernier and Jean Cosmos to film this novel is based not so much on returning a forgotten literary work to its rightful place, or even on recreating historical reality in order to use it to talk about modern problems, just as they had to do in her time Madame de Lafayette to avoid censorship. When they chose this novel, they first of all wanted to tell a story of passion and love in all their forms.

To make things easier for themselves, they could move the action to modern times. The filmmakers decided not to change anything, but this decision required them to depict a rather obscure historical period in such a way that the film did not turn into a boring history lesson. As a result, the same cannot be said for sure about “Princess de Montpance”. Bertrand Tavernier and Jean Cosmos deliberately moved away from those dates and political events that had little impact on the plot. Charles IX does not appear even once in the film, and his mother, Catherine de Medici, has only one scene.

This film does not aim to retell the entire history of the religious wars. And although there are fights and battles, their purpose is to reveal the images and characters of the characters. La Princesse de Montpensier is also not a costume drama, with all the negative traits of that genre - excessive sets and ornate costumes designed to distract from weak points in the script. The strength of the plot of La Princesse de Montpensier, which Bertrand Tavernier and Jean Cosmos follow almost religiously, speaks for itself. However, this time period had to be recreated and had to be given a face. The filmmakers were able to achieve this by adding a number of scenes into the script that subtly give the impression of touching on everyday life of the time without detracting from the plot. The banquet on the occasion of the wedding of Marie de Maizières and the evening of the same day, the death of a wild boar, the preparation for bed of the Duke of Anjou in Champigny, a visiting messenger, how Marie learns to read, all these episodes eloquently show the life and customs of that time. The clutter of scenery never gets in the way of the audience, and the characters do not break under the weight of full skirts and corsets, but they give us a glimpse into a world that often eludes the eye in the pages of history books, and which Madame de Lafayette herself did not describe in much detail. A splash of color here, a hint of scent there, a sound in the distance, gestures, poses elsewhere, all of this carries a message, and when added to well-written characters, plot and quality filming, it strangely makes us believe that the essence of an era separated from us by four centuries can be captured on film.

Princess Montpensier

La Princesse de Montpensier

Micro paraphrase: 1562, France is ruled by Charles IX, religious wars are raging in the country... Marie de Maizières, one of the richest heiresses of the kingdom, loves the young Duke of Guise, who later received the nickname "Marked", and he, it seems to her, shares her feeling. However, the girl’s father, the Marquis de Maizières, seeks to elevate his family and gives his daughter in marriage to Prince Montpensier, whom she does not even know. Charles IX summons the prince to join him in the fight against the Protestants...

The story takes place in France at the end of the Wars of Religion, before the infamous Night of St. Bartholomew.

Marie de Maizières, a descendant of an ancient family of French kings, one of the richest heiresses of France, is in love with the young Duke of Guise. Parents are against their relationship; they promised the girl to de Guise’s younger brother, the Duke of Mayenne. Marie believes that Henry Guise loves her too.

Soon Marie's father changes his mind and gives his daughter in marriage to the unknown Prince de Montpensier. After the wedding, King Charles XI calls the prince into military service. In France, there is a bloody civil war between Catholics, supporters of the king, and the rebel Huguenots. On the road, Montpensier meets his old friend and teacher, Count Chabanne, who was tired of the bloody massacre and deserted from the royal army. Now he is being pursued, threatened with death, both by the Huguenots, whom he had previously killed, and by the royal troops.

Montpensier sends his friend to his Champigny castle. so that he would protect his young wife. Arriving at the castle, Shaban falls in love with a young woman, but she remains indifferent to him, despite the difference in age and position, they become friends.

After a two-year absence, Montpensier returns to the castle, but as soon as the war flares up again, he leaves for Paris. He is accompanied by Chabann, who was able to rehabilitate himself in the eyes of Queen Catherine de Medici.

During the fighting, the king's brother, the Duke of Anjou and de Guise, showed themselves bravely. During the next inspection, the Duke accidentally meets de Guise, and they go to Montpensier Castle. The Duke of Anjou is also captivated by Marie's beauty and begins to court her in the presence of her husband. It turns out to be a kind of polygon: a princess, constantly watched by her husband; the Duke of Anjou, courting her; the Duke of Guise, who likes the princess; husband and Count Chabanne, who is in love with the princess.

Chabanne's loyalty to Princess Montpensier goes so far as to help the Duke of Guise escape when her husband appears on the doorstep. Montpassier considers the Count to be his wife's lover, but he denies this. And only the girl’s fainting will save Shabanna from the bloody reprisal by her husband. The Count goes into hiding, joins the royal army and dies during clashes near Paris. Absolutely by accident, Montpensier finds the corpse of his former friend on the battlefield.

The princess, meanwhile, is waiting for letters or news from her lover de Guise, who already has a new lover. Having learned about this, the girl plunges into depression, falls ill and soon dies.