At the end of November, our country celebrates a wonderful holiday - Mother's Day. Festive performances and performances are timed to this day in schools. Mothers and grandmothers, sisters and aunts will come to visit. Have you already decided what to show them? New short scenes for mother's day at school, funny and funny, they will definitely be remembered by all guests and moms will be happy! Watch skits, put them on your holiday and rejoice with your parents.
Mini scene - mother's helpers.
This scene is shown by three children and one adult - a mother (for example, a teacher). But you can replace the teacher with a tall girl who will play the role of mom.
And so, the children are in the room, and their mother, who has returned from work, comes to them.
Mother:
Hello my good ones!
Children screaming with one voice:
- Hi, Mom! (and run to mom)
Mother:
How was your day, what did you do?
First child:
Mom, mom - I washed all the dishes!
Mother:
What a fine fellow you are, what a caring! (takes out a chocolate bar from the bag and gives it to the child)
Second child:
Mom, mom - I'm the same well done, I wiped all the dishes after!
Mother:
And you are the same smart girl, here you go (takes out a second chocolate bar from the bag and gives it to the child)
Mother:
What have you been doing all day? (mother addresses the third child)
Third child:
And I swept up all the fragments from the dishes and took them to the trash!
Mom makes a surprised face, “falls” on a sofa or chair. He comes to his senses and says:
- anyway, you are the best and most caring children!
Mini scene - children are talking.
It is always interesting to watch how children talk to each other. They boast, show who and what they can do and try to be adults in front of each other. In this skit, children will behave the same way, and adults will look at them from the side and understand that they are not doing this in raising children.
There are children on the stage. You decide how many children you need. Perhaps 2-4 children will be enough, but then they will have to learn a lot of phrases. And if there are more children, then everyone will not have many phrases and they will remember them.
Vova:
Every day, my mother cooks soup, cooks the second one and always adds vegetables to the meal. But I don't eat them!
Sveta:
Why:
Vova (thoughtfully and importantly):
This is how nature made me!
Anton:
Now winter has come. Frosts will hit soon and I will not walk outside until spring.
Dima:
Why until spring?
Anton:
How about walking in winter? Suddenly the frost will hit me the same!
Sveta:
And I know all the months of the year.
Anton:
Come on, tell me.
Sveta:
Mom and I say them together, she says the beginning, and I say the end.
Anton:
How is that? So that's it - Ian ...
Sveta:
Vari.
Anton:
Feb…
Sveta:
Ral. Yes. So!
Sveta:
Art, Rel, Ai, Yun, Yul, Gust, November, November, November, Abr!
Dima:
Look, I have money (shows money)
Sveta:
They are not real! We can print these ourselves on a computer!
Dima:
So what. But on them you can buy a car in a children's store!
Sveta:
How is that not real money?
Dima:
So the car is not real!
Anton:
And I did an experiment yesterday and now I know how long one tube of toothpaste lasts!
Vova:
And for how long? For a month?
Anton:
No, for the entire corridor and another half of the room!
The path of each person begins with the hands of the mother, who until the end of her days remains the dearest and closest person. In gratitude to all mothers for the gift of life, in 1998 a holiday appeared in the calendar - Mother's Day, celebrated on the last Sunday of November. So that children and relatives do not forget to congratulate their dearest women, morning performances and festive events are held in children's groups, which can be decorated with funny scenes about mom.
For kindergarten
An important educational and teaching moment at an early age is the memorization of poetry. It improves speech and develops memory. Therefore, for a children's matinee, you should choose a small rhyming text, filled with the opportunity to prove yourself in a game role, so that the kids are interested. You can collect material on well-known poems by prominent authors: Agniya Barto, Elena Blaginina, Grigore Vieru. For the attention of the audience, it is very important that the ending be unexpected and contain intrigue. The most correct thing is if the scene about mom is funny, because positive emotions are very important in it.
But it must necessarily be of an educational nature: not only contribute to the formation of a sense of humor, but also teach kindness, mutual assistance, and pride in one's family. The role of the leader can be taken by the educator, and in the older group - the most prepared child, able to keep the thread of the plot, otherwise the content will not be brought to the attention of the audience.
"Holiday"
Children's sketches about mother are widely represented in literary collections, we bring to the attention of the reader the sketch "Festive Day":
Participants: presenter, mother, father, daughter, son.
Today is Mother's Day!
But we are too lazy to sleep with our sister:
A ray of sun only through the window,
We are already playing with the cat.
(A boy and a girl approach the door of the next room, listen).
Daughter says to her brother:
Mom and dad are fast asleep
And they don't want to feed us!
We won't wake them up
We can make our own soup!
(Takes sister to the kitchen.)
Able to knead the dough
And vacuum the chair!
Decorate the closet with flowers
Here's a surprise for mom!
(Children drag a vacuum cleaner, open a can of paint, spill it on the floor. Dough is kneaded on the table, which sticks to hands, clothes, hair).
The sound of footsteps down the hall... who is that?
We'll find out soon!
If mom, that's the trouble,
We didn't make it, as usual!
Final scene "Holiday"
Scenes about mom and children cannot do without dad, who plays a major role in the plot, which is very important:
(Dad enters, looks in amazement at the mess in the kitchen).
What happened, I do not understand!
I will punish you both!
Daughter ( upset):
We wanted, don't be angry
Surprise Mommy!
Dad got sad at the same time
He forgot about the holiday.
Didn't buy a bouquet of flowers
No gift, pies!
He rolled up his sleeves
I dipped my hands into the paint
And said…
Well, kids, it's all over! For one or two!
(With cheerful music, everyone gets down to business. Cleaning is going on quickly, breakfast is being cooked, a cake is being baked, flowers are drawn on the cabinet doors, dad runs off to sleep).
Mom got up in the morning
Quietly trudged into the kitchen.
The door opened, closed...
Wow, how clean!
Smells like hot cakes
The closet is painted all over with flowers,
The cat is purring at the window...
Son and daughter:
Mom, happy holiday to you!
Mom hugs kids
caresses them on the head,
And quietly says:
It's a pity ... dad is fast asleep!
School scenes about mom: features for primary school children
At the beginning of school life, the leading activity for children is educational. The main authority is the teacher, whose opinion is more important for students than parental. Therefore, it is advisable to use a very popular and funny humoresque:
Get up, son. The alarm clock is ringing, you'll be late for school!
Don't want. Again, Petrov will start pestering everyone ... he will start a fight!
If you don't get up, you'll be late for the first lesson.
Well, okay. Watch how Ivanov will throw rags again?
Still, it's not good to be late.
Is it good when Sidorov shoots at people with a slingshot?
Son, you can't not go to school, because you are ... the director!
A scene about a son and mother is a dialogue on the topic that adults remain small children for their parents. And even the director has a caring, understanding mother, in front of whom he wants to be capricious, remembering his childhood.
For middle management
At a time when the teacher's opinion is important for the student, it is necessary to remind them of the need to help the dearest women - mothers and grandmothers. This can be done with humor, using the upcoming holiday. The option in verse is interesting in that it is easier to perceive and makes you think about your own behavior in similar situations, looking at yourself from the outside. "Caring son" - a scene about mom. A funny story can be easily played out by two students, because only the son and the mother who has returned from the store are involved in it.
(Mom enters, heavy bags in her hands).
How many times have I asked you
You don't listen, mom
No need to lift bags
10 kilograms each.
Yes, I'd love to advice
I got yours, son!
Can you go to the store
Two times, it's easier!
Funny only when it does not contain sarcasm and disrespectful attitude towards the woman-mother. The object of ridicule is those who show indifference or ingratitude.
In high school
High school students are able to prepare a mini-performance, as well as interesting miniatures, bringing their own creativity to them. They can be prepared:
- For your peers.
- Children from elementary grades.
- Parents and teachers.
Parents and peers need solid scenes about mom for Mother's Day. Funny performances of poems, for example, to the work of E. Uspensky "The Rout", will be appropriate for younger children. What can be played for the holiday?
"In the bar"
Three characters take part in the scene: a boy, a girl and a mother.
(A girl sits at the bar at the counter. The guy is walking towards her.).
Guy: Hello baby! Are you bored?
Girl: Hello! Not without it!
Guy: Do you want me to arrange an unforgettable evening for you? Come with me?
Girl: Yes, I would be glad, only my mother strictly ordered me to return at 23:00.
Guy: Haha! You're not ten years old! Maybe you will still go on dates with your mother?
(Suddenly, a hand takes the young man by the ear).
Guy: Mom? How did you get here?
Mom: How did you get here? You have a test tomorrow!
Guy: Mom, yes I ...
Mom: March home! No excuses!
Boy ( girl): Baby, I'm sorry, I ...
Mom: Home!
This scene about mother is funny, because there is a lot of irony in it, through which a respectful attitude towards the figure of the mother is emphasized.
School KVN
There are probably several KVN teams at the school, between which competitions regularly take place. The topic for jokes can easily be timed to coincide with holidays, including Mother's Day, which will expand the audience and develop the ability to notice funny situations in real life. Self-irony is one of the most important qualities of a true KVN officer. Among the competitions in KVN are used:
- Greetings.
- Warm-up (short jokes on the topic of playing KVN).
- Homework with the use of an entertainer.
- A music competition during which the lyrics of famous songs are remade.
In the greeting, small scenes about mom will be appropriate. KVN requires sparkling jokes, so they should be short, but very capacious. As an example, the following would be recommended:
Mother ( adult son):
You see, the son of his mother is growing as an assistant! She washed, and he takes off the linen from the rope!
Yeah ... Only it seems that this is your assistant, our underwear is hanging on a rope!
For adults
At home, during the celebration, a scene about a mother for adults will be appropriate. It can be completely improvised and built on any comic situation. Two options can be offered.
- Medical examination with the issuance of a conclusion. In the main document will be noted: a flourishing age, universal hearing, one hundred percent vision. Each item can be deciphered with humor. Among the problems, one should state an increased heart rate, which shows a high level of anxiety for children, their education, personal life, and professional career.
- Rewarding the mother with the Order of Merit with their transfer. You will need an awarder, a support group, spectators who give a standing ovation, an assistant who brings gifts and flowers. An example would be the item: "For the education of faith in God." As an example, phrases from life can be voiced: “Mom, you always said: “Pray, son, that this stain on your trousers is washed off!”.
Improvised sketches about mom on Mother's Day are funny memories from childhood, giving the holiday a special touching and warm homely atmosphere. They can be accompanied by music that evokes the necessary associations, viewing family photos and gift cards.
Scene about mom: "Funny situation"
Today, many reprises and comic scenes have been published about the inability of mothers and grandmothers to cope with a computer. This is especially funny in the "Diesel Show". It will be original to play your version about a daughter and mother. The scene changes the idea of the children about the potential of their own parents:
(Daughter-high school student sits at a computer, mother enters).
I need a computer for a couple of minutes, I want to upload the pictures to Odnoklassniki.
(The girl reluctantly gets up from the table. The mother opens the photo album and tries to insert the photo into the drive).
Daughter: Mom, what are you doing? These are printed pictures.
Mom: But how to reset them to Odnoklassniki?
This is done from a flash drive, do you have an electronic media?
Little thing that looks like a lighter?
Well, yes ... And to reset them, you need to go to the site. What is your login?
What is it?
Login! A code word without which it is impossible to enter the site. Write it here in Latin letters. And a password.
Oh, now, I don't remember by heart.
(He takes out a crumpled piece of paper and begins to clumsily poke at the keyboard. The daughter tries to help her, but her mother hides her note from her. The daughter waves her hand and leaves the room in annoyance.).
mother ( puts on headphones and quickly opens skype):
This is the Arrow. Sea Wolf, are you ready? Daughter freed the computer for a couple of hours. So let's start. Go around One Eye on the left and I'll blow him up on the right. Dive into the crevice, hide! Hi Anaconda! Have you lost your daughter too? Freed up a job? Come on, connect, bypass it on the left. Ready! Know ours! Forward to the spaceport, in a couple of seconds, a flight to a neighboring planet. Let's show these Multi-armed Vishers!
Short sketches about mom will easily fit into any scenario of a festive event, giving it a positive mood and bringing a smile to those for whom it is held.
(There is a table on the stage, at which a grandmother sits and knits a stocking, and a little further on a chair sits a doll. It turns out that the girl Liza turns to the doll).
Lisa: Hello daughter dear
What are you doing dear
Maybe you want to eat
After all, I instantly cook - then cabbage soup.
Or warm up your compote?
You say dear
Without wasting time.
(Liza sits down next to the doll and starts playing with it. Liza's mother enters the stage and turns to Liza).
Mother: Hello my daughter
I've already come home
Haven't seen you all day
How are things in the garden?
What are you eating? What did you drink?
Did you sleep well?
Let me hug you
Daughter, my love.
Do you want me to play with you
Or maybe we'll drink tea
Maybe we'll draw or take a walk,
Tell me, what are you dreaming about now?
Anything you want, we'll do
Speak, don't be shy.
(grandmother approaches her daughter and addresses her)
Grandmother: Good evening my daughter,
Have you already arrived?
How are things at work there?
Have you spent your time today?
Well, let's go eat
After all, you are hungry, for sure,
Are you very hungry?
You sit down at the table,
I'll pour you borscht
If you want, I will.
Now go lie down
You will have strength
Resting for just half an hour.
Maybe you want something
Just tell me quickly.
Leading: This is what it means to be a mom! Mom loves us, cares, protects us, no matter how old her child is. Being a mom is happiness!
Grandmother: Happiness is you! (points to his daughter and granddaughter)
It's very easy to be happy
Happiness begins with half a meter of growth.
Mother: Happiness is simple
Dirty diapers, sliders and undershirts.
Lisa: Happiness is simple
Soft toys, books and pillows,
Wrappers, sweets, cakes, omelettes.
Mother: What is happiness,
Those will answer you
Who has children.
Children are a great happiness on Earth.
That's what happiness is!
Leading: So let's say all of us together, with all the passion,
That being a mom is just happiness!
Now guess the riddles, you can answer all together, you don’t need to raise your hands.
Who is the cutest in the world
Everyone is kinder, more beautiful,
This is, of course, our (mother),
Mommy dear!
- Who in the world does everything, everything, has time,
And warms with his love
This is of course (mommy) mine,
dear, beloved, dear.
- We have a very complex program,
Our (mother) will help everyone master it.
- Makes the bed in the morning,
Reading books in the evening
And he always supports and understands me. (Mother)
- I'm not afraid of the dark
I'm not afraid of thunderstorms
After all, with me always everywhere,
My mommy).
- All children, all elephants,
All mice, all goats,
There is the most beloved, kind and sweet,
(Mommy) dear, beloved, for everyone there is one such.
Leading: Well done, I am very glad that all my riddles,
You have found the correct answer.
And now to congratulate you
Dear mothers, they want small and mischievous children.
(Little children come out and sing a remake song in honor of Mother's Day, on motive of the song "Under the roof of your house").
1. We are all in a hurry for miracles,
But there is nothing more wonderful:
How to congratulate mom today
After all, we are lucky to have her. (2 times).
On mother's day, all sorrows
Let them disappear into nowhere
And only fun will remain
From night to morning. (2 times).
2. On mother's day, let him smile,
Double luck and always
May happiness remain with mom
And it will always be fun. (2 times).
We congratulate moms today
We wish you full love
And we give you a bouquet,
To congratulate you lovingly. (2 times).
(children take bouquets and hand them to their mothers).
Leading: Well, dear mothers, and now at the end of our wonderful holiday, let's dance with you.
(S. Mikhailov's song "Mom" is included), the boys-students invite their mothers to dance with them).
(after the dance, the lights go out, high school students light candles and one girl goes to the center of the hall and reads a touching, beautiful verse about her mother).
I remember my childhood, the night. That I'm lying in bed, so calm, serene ...
And you, my beloved, dear, read a book to me at night.
And I feel so good, comfortable, as if the angels are with me.
Ah, these magical, enchanting sounds, and warm, gentle mother's hands,
They inspire me with peace, comfort and tranquility.
How I want to turn to the Universe and ask her to always be happy, my beloved, dear, dear mother.
(This is where the scene ends.)
Mother's Day at school and in kindergarten is one of the most important reasons for organizing a concert or a matinee. This is a kind and bright holiday, for which everyone without exception is preparing: pupils of the younger groups learn short rhymes, pupils of the older ones diligently make beautiful gifts for their parents, schoolchildren decorate the assembly hall, compose a concert program, fill it with beautiful numbers with songs, dances, competitions. Not the last place in the general festive fuss is occupied by funny short sketches for Mother's Day for kindergarten, elementary school and high school students. With their help, it is easy to congratulate the heroes of the occasion in an original way, cheer up the guests of the event, set the tone for the holiday and each of its participants.
Short funny sketches for Mother's Day 2016 for children
Preschoolers, especially the smallest toddlers, are not often interested in the meaning of popular holidays. For them, the New Year is associated only with Santa Claus, a Christmas tree and gifts, Birthday - with a cake and surprises, and March 8 - with beautiful girly outfits and flowers. Another thing is Mother's Day - children celebrate this holiday with special zeal and a complete understanding of its essence. How else? After all, a day dedicated to the dearest and most beloved person simply must be solemnly organized and beautifully spent.
At school and preschool themed events, short funny scenes for Mother's Day for children are most often shown. Cheerful or serious, active or calm - they are always very popular in the preparation of the program of matinees and concerts. Also, children can expressively read congratulatory verses to their mothers, beautifully sing children's songs from the popular repertoire, dedicate a perky dance to their beloved parents, etc.
Short children's skits on Mother's Day can be a joke or a children's anecdote with several popular characters (mom, dad, grandmother, Vovochka, Alyonushka, etc.) like Yeralash. Sometimes, as a festive scene, they organize the production of a small element of a well-known fairy tale, remade to fit the theme of the holiday. In some cases, a scene about Mother's Day is combined with a demonstration of children's crafts prepared in advance as a present for the heroes of the occasion from their beloved children. Whatever the final version of the concert number, mothers will definitely appreciate it!
Funny sketches for Mother's Day in kindergarten
Preschool children associate all the kindest, brightest, warmest things with their beloved mother. Babies are strongly attached to their parents, so they are always afraid to let them go far and for a long time. They intuitively and subconsciously feel that there is no dearer and closer person in the world, and with great pleasure they express their feelings and emotions, performing for mom on the kindergarten stage with short spiritual quatrains or funny naive songs. But even better, the kids show themselves by trying on another funny role and demonstrating funny scenes on Mother's Day in kindergarten.
Joint improvisation scenes in kindergarten for Mother's Day
Of course, the numbers for the congratulatory concert in honor of mothers must be compiled in advance, learned and well rehearsed. But sometimes even the most perfectly well-trained celebration is given a light ease by short cheerful improvisational indents. They contribute to the emancipation of children and the entertainment of guests. An excellent option for such matinees is improvisation scenes for kids together with their parents or for the mothers themselves. For example, children can play a funny episode with their beloved parents, read out by the teacher in roles - a variation on the theme "Turnip", "Goat-Dereza", "Wolf and Seven Kids", where mothers will play children's roles in a funny way, and children will play the roles of adults characters.
"Dads in a row" - a funny children's scene for Mother's Day in the kindergarten
- mother's portrait- fathers with children should draw their mother in 60 seconds and protect her portrait with a funny story;
- looks like mom- dads, together with the children, choose a cartoon or fairy-tale character with which their mother is associated, and then play an episode from the selected work. Mom has to guess who she looks like after all;
- song marathon- dad-child duets choose a song from a popular fairy tale and learn it together for the matinee. At the holiday, each couple dedicates a prepared "musical-costume" scene to their mother.
Funny sketches for Mother's Day in elementary school
Unlike kids in kindergarten, schoolchildren can memorize more complex monologues, learn exact replicas “by heart”, and more vividly portray the emotion written in the script. Therefore, funny scenes on Mother's Day in elementary school may take up more of the program than children's competitions, for example, or reading congratulatory rhymes. Scenes, as a kind of concert numbers, lure the participants themselves much more and amuse the guests in the auditorium. After all, every mother is pleased to see a small talented actor in her child.
"Helper" - a children's scene at school for Mother's Day
The boy Dima is diligently sweeping the floor, singing "a grasshopper was sitting in the grass." A dressed mother enters the door, a bag in her hands, a key in her mouth. He looks at his son with round eyes, frightened dropping the keys, asks:
Mom: Dima, what happened?
Dima: Nothing!
M.- How nothing? Why are you sweeping the floor?
D. - But because it was dirty.
M. - Dima, I beg you, tell me what happened? The last time you swept the floor was when you got an A for behavior, and the penultimate one when you wanted to recycle.
-Did you wipe the dust?
D. - Wiped!
M. - Dima, tell me what happened? Tell me what have you done?
D. - Yes, I say nothing! It was just dirty and I cleaned it up.
M. - (suspiciously) And why did you remove your bed?
Dima.- Just like that. Removed everything.
M. - (ties his head with a towel and sits on a chair) Dima, the truth!!! Why am I being called to the principal of the school?
D.- Don't be afraid, mom! Everything is fine. I did my homework, had lunch, washed the dishes, and brushed my teeth.
Mom faints.
D. - (frightened) Mommy! What happened to you? Now I'll bring you some water.
(pouring water)
D.- Day of help to parents, day of help to parents !!! Here, enjoy! (points to mom) I should have said right away that it was only for one day.
M. - (raises his head with interest) Will everything be the same tomorrow?
D. The old way, the old way! Don't worry mommy.
(Mom faints again)
School scene "Funny Geography" for moms on their Day
The plot of the scene: a geography lesson, a teacher and a fifth-grader. The theme of the lesson is the compass and orientation on it. The student does not understand anything, and the teacher tries to explain to him:
- Here look! This is a compass, it can be used to determine which side of the world is! You see, here is a red arrow and a blue one! Ahead along the arrow is north, to the right is east, to the left is west, and what is behind?
The student lowers his head, pauses, and then shouts resentfully:
- And I told my mother that you will notice a hole in my pants!
Son thoughtfully: I’ll start talking with my mother in poetry in honor of the holiday. Then Mom enters with heavy bags. Son:
I can't even find words
Well, how can you, mom,
But how difficult it is to be a mother! Your attention is invited to the scene "MOTHER DAUGHTERS".
Scene "Mothers and Daughters".
Leading. Once three girlfriends gathered,
Three funny jokes:
Yana, Svetochka and Mila,
A tomboy and a ringleader.
Mila immediately suggested
Everyone knows the game:
Mila: "Let's go to mothers and daughters,
I'll take the roles for everyone.
Of course I'll be "dad"
Because all the most important, Yana will play "mother" for us,
Just be better.
Well, you, girlfriend Svetka,
You will be our "baby" with Yana.
Well, let's play
It's time to start the day."
Leading. Here for breakfast "mom" - Yana
I baked pies for everyone,
plump, yellowish, ruddy,
“Daddy” with “daughter” handed out.
But suddenly “daddy” knocks - Mila
Fist on the edge of the table:
“Papa” Mila: “I only ruined the food
And took out all the sand.
You are useless mother
Hurry go to the Light
To collect in kindergarten.
Host: But Sveta is naughty:
“Daughter” of Sveta: “I don’t want to go to kindergarten.
Give me candy better
What's in our closet?
Leading: Poor Yana gets it,
Everything seems wrong to them.
Dissatisfied with both "mom",
Saw for any trifle.
No time for lunch
Late 5 minutes.
Light is picky -
There is again does not want soup.
"Daddy" rubbish interferes here,
Why didn't you remove
He rests with a newspaper
And "mom" is all business.
Yana got tired soon
To demolish all their vagaries:
"Mom" Yana: "I will no longer be" mom "
I want to be a girl."
Leading: Girlfriends quarreled,
Three funny chicks.
Everyone looked at Yana,
Nobody wants to be a "mom".
How can you blame them for this?
It is very difficult to be a mother!
Presenter 2. No matter how the run of events beckons you,
No matter how you draw into your whirlpool,
Take care of your mother's eyes
From insults, from hardships and worries!
Presenter 1. Children are the most precious thing for a mother. The happiness of the mother is the happiness of the children. She is strict because she understands her great
responsibility for a son or daughter, wishes them well. Mothers take care of their children even when they themselves have become mothers. Let's see how it goes
Enter Foreign Ambassador and Interpreter
foreign ambassador. Oh, Santa March, woman! .
Translator.
foreign ambassador. Emancipation is made of you hard worker!
Translator. You are beautiful like a tea rose on the southern coast of Crimea!
foreign ambassador. Tongue on the shoulder: Kukhara, styrara, work of a bezhar, child of a nanny, husband of a meeting, in short, a goner!
Translator. Your hands are as white as the wings of a bird of paradise. Your camp is as thin as a mountain path!
foreign ambassador. Oh, martha santa, woman!
Translator. Oh, incomparable woman, the light of my eyes!
foreign ambassador. Santa March once a year.
Translator. For a whole year, a man gives you flowers and wears them in his arms!
foreign ambassador. Emerald, diamond, ruby, bambino rogues!
Translator. Your children are obedient like angels.
foreign ambassador. Palace, fountain, servant, two rooms, bath.
Translator. Your house is huge, spacious, full of abundance.
foreign ambassador. Eniki, beniki, no dumplings, obedo karama potatoes, delicacy vermicelli.
Translator. The dishes on your table are beautiful: fruits, strawberries in champagne.
foreign ambassador. Carino, sarino, bus, buttons.
Translator. A luxury car is waiting for you near the house.
foreign ambassador. Oh, Santa March, woman!
Translator. Oh, incomparable woman, the light of my eyes!
foreign ambassador. Secret, fantastic, how it is possible to be a beauty?!
Translator. How not to be beautiful in life like this!
foreign ambassador. Desirable!
Translator. What do you wish?
foreign ambassador. The salary is paid, the strength is enormous, the men endure, so that they help, health, good luck! Thanks for your attention!
Translator. Without translation.
Scene "Three mothers"
Leading: Tanya came from a walk in the evening
And the doll asked:
Tanya: How are you, daughter?
Have you crawled under the table again, fidget?
Did you sit all day without lunch again?
These girls are in trouble!
Come to dinner, spinner,
Cheesecake for lunch today!
Presenter: Tanya's mother came home from work and Tanya asked:
Mom: How are you, daughter?
Played again, probably in the garden?
Managed to forget about food again?
"Lunch!" - the grandmother shouted a hundred times,
And you answered: "Now!" Yes now!"
It's just trouble with these daughters,
Soon you will be as thin as a match!
Come to dinner, spinner,
Cheesecake for lunch today.
Leading: Grandma is here, my mother's mother has come
And she asked her mother:
Grandmother: How are you, daughter?
Probably in the hospital for a whole day
Didn't find a minute to eat again?
And in the evening I put it in my mouth
Dry sandwich?
You can't sit all day without eating!
She's already become a doctor, but she's still a fidget.
These girls are in trouble!
Soon you will be as thin as a match.
Come to dinner, spinner,
Cheesecake for lunch today.
Leading: Three mothers are sitting in the dining room,
Three mothers look at their daughters.
Tanya, mother, grandmother (together):
What to do with stubborn daughters?
Oh, how difficult it is to be mothers!
Scene "Grandmothers and grandchildren."
Two old ladies.
1st. Hello my dove! Won't you go out for a walk?
2nd. What the hell, I haven't done my homework yet...
1st. Which lessons? Have you fallen into childhood? You've been out of school for a hundred years!
2nd. Yes? And the grandchildren? Now it is very fashionable to do homework for grandchildren.
1st. Yes, I have been doing homework for my grandchildren all my life.
2nd. Is it true? Is that how you pamper them?
1st. I don't pamper! I am very strict with them. I’ll do my homework, and they always rewrite me cleanly.
2nd. O. really strict.
1st. So if anything, ask me, I have a lot of experience.
2nd. Well, if it's not difficult, check how I learned the poem. Hm-hm ... “At the seaside, the oak is green; a golden chain on that oak ... "
1st. So good.
2nd. "... And day and night, a dog scientist ..."
1st. What dog? What dog?
2nd. Well, I don't know what breed he is.
1st. Yes, not a dog, but a scientist cat! Understood? Cat!
2nd. Ah, I get it, I get it! I then first: “At the seashore, the oak is green; a golden chain on an oak tree; day and night the cat is a scientist ... "
1st. Well?
2nd. ... He goes to the grocery store with a shopping bag.
1st. With what bag? Which deli? Where did you see this?
2nd. Oh, well, what are you, a friend! I have so many more lessons, I messed everything up.
1st. What do you think, if you and I continue to study so hard, maybe some unit will be named in our honor?
2nd. She's already been named.
1st. How?
2nd. Kol! It is given to those grandchildren for whom grandmothers do homework ...
Scene "Mom and Vitya".
The son is sweeping the floor, singing a song. Mom enters the door, a bag in her hands, a bunch of keys in her teeth. He looks at his son with round eyes, the keys fall to the floor ....
Mother. Vitya, what happened?
Vitya. Nothing!
Mother. Like nothing! But you're sweeping the floor!!
Vitya. And he's dirty!
Mother. Vitya, I beg you, tell me what happened? The last time you swept was when you got a D for behavior...
Mother(looks around the room and gets even more frightened). Have you wiped the dust?
Vitya (joyfully). Wiped!
Mother. Myself?
Vitya. Myself.
Mother. What have you done!? Did they leave you for a second year?
Vitya (helping mother take off her hat and coat). Yes, I say nothing. It was dirty, so I cleaned it up.
Mother(suspicious). And did you make the bed?
Vitya. Just like that, removed everything!
Mother. (He ties his head with a towel and sits on a chair.) I'm being called to the principal of the school?!
Vitya. Don't be afraid, mom! Everything is fine. I did my homework, had lunch and brushed my teeth.
Mother. Myself!?
Vitya. Myself! (Mom faints.)
Vitya. Mommy! What happened to you? Now I will bring water. (Pours into a glass water. But then classmates appear at the door.)
Classmates. Well, Makeev, how is the day of helping parents? Removed the apartment?
Vitya. Help Day, Help Day!!! Here, enjoy...
Classmates (together). Lucy, first aid kit!
Lucy (pulling out first aid kit). How nervous we have become! (Drips mom valerian.) Shame on you, Makeev! What did the mother bring! Couldn't tell her right away that the whole idea was for one day!?
Mother (raises his head). So tomorrow everything will be the same?
Classmates. Yes! Old way, old way! (Mom faints again.)
presenter. This is, of course, a joke. But how great it is when a kind, smart, loving mother is next to you. And next to her is a son worthy of her love.
