- If you work hard and hard in the new year, you will receive a reward in the form of a bonus.
- If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.
- You can’t work like a horse in the year of the pig - this will set you back a whole year. You will choose a TV channel for a long time to watch in new year's eve- On January 1, you will wake up with a remote control in your hands.
- New Year Pigs - good for those who like to sleep. Count the stars and sleep like a baby.
- On the morning of January 1, leave the entrance and look to the left - you will see a bright and brilliant future.
- How many Olivier peas you eat - so many wishes will come true in the new year.
- Champagne drunk on the morning of January 1 will remind you of the past year.
- A hat lost on January 1 - to buy a new one.
- A frying pan given to his wife for the new year - to a bump on his forehead. A fur coat - to love and understanding.
- Passion in the new year for cakes and chocolates - to update the wardrobe.
- In the new year, you will be promoted at work - your office will move to the floor above.
- In the new year, you will find many new, exciting ... household chores.
- Giving your wife a piece of jewelry for the new year, you provide yourself with a well-fed life for a whole year.
- After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will fight off guests all year.
- To be a big boss for you in the new year - you will gain 50 kg.
- In the new year, your pragmatic interest will grow into a romantic passion.
- In the new year you will meet great love. Very large. Kilograms so 120, no less.
- In the coming year, avoid the cold from the second half. And you will be sick all year long.
- Soaring up the career ladder this year, look under your feet so that there are no dizzying consequences.
- Keep clean. Wash my hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.
- In the morning, after the New Year's feast. Watch out for a hard hit. Getting on the scales.
- In the new year, boldly move forward - and wealth awaits you.
- A visit to the fitness club and swimming pool in the first quarter of the coming year - to the envious glances of girlfriends in the next two quarters.
- For those who are keen on fishing, fishing happiness will come in the new year. Will open close to home
- shop "Fish and seafood". There will always be a catch to report to his wife.
- In the new year, you will have everything you wish for. And you won't get anything for it. New, exciting journeys are waiting for you ... to the country. Do not be upset - this is also a change of scenery.
- A strong explosion is expected this year - all your envious people will burst.
- In the coming year, all the doors of ... supermarkets and boutiques will open for you. And the husband's thick wallet will lose weight a lot.
- This year you will find a treasure ... Find your husband's stash, which he saved up all last year.
- In the new year you will learn a lot of new and useful things. You will be given an encyclopedia.
- In the new year you will be attacked. Luck and success will attack you and you will not be able to fight them off.
- Watch out. Very soon. Very soon. Big… love awaits you.
- Your creative successes as a make-up artist of your own face will be noticed this year by many men.
- Your charm and beauty in the new year are preparing a happy meeting for you.
New Year is a holiday that can not do without games, jokes, fortune-telling. We are all waiting for a miracle on New Year's Eve. To entertain guests and prevent them from getting bored, you can organize a game with comic predictions. comic cool predictions cheer up in the home circle of relatives, friends, guests, as well as colleagues and colleagues at corporate parties.
Predictions should be kind, sound optimistic, positive, so that no one is offended.
Notes with a "prophecy" can be put into magicnuts, "happiness" cookies, in glass bottles, in balloons ...
Put notes with predictions in a balloon and then inflate it. Each guest chooses a balloon for himself, bursts it and reads his prediction.
SHORT FUNNY PREDICTIONS ANDJOKE WISHES
IN VERSE
You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will be great!
Unexpectedly for everyone, BIG success awaits you!
Expect an increase in family income and vacation at your favorite time of the year!
You will find many incidents and interesting trips -
On courses, on vacation, abroad - where fate wills!
A trip awaits you and a plane ticket!
A trip to Europe and good luck according to the horoscope awaits you!
There are many different impressions in wonderful travels!
A lot of adventures and a lot of thrills are waiting for you,
We all, at times, go somewhere, go, swim, fly like birds,
Where there is an unfamiliar shore ... The road abroad awaits you.
A sea of good luck and a cottage by the sea are waiting for you
A trip to the sea awaits you soon!
I wish to quickly run aground, where the five-star hotel is located!
I wish you a lot of health, do not get sick! Get a tan in the south in the summer!
Get paid more! Ride the family in a red Porsche!
I want a vacation - ten months. Play tricks over the hill!
A yacht, a brand new Lexus, and your own private jet
And may Santa Claus bring you all these gifts!
I wish: if the dacha is big,
if a wheelbarrow - then cool, if money - then green.
If vacation - then in Miami, if beer - then with friends!
Wish a personal liner made of supersteel
Used to take you to Hawaii regularly!
I wish you huge bouquets, chic gifts,
vouchers to where it is beautiful and hot.
It is not a sin to indulge in secular entertainment off the Turkish coast!
In summer, on a nudist beach, your happiness will lie nearby!
Let everything pass by in life, except for health, money and intimacy!
Virtual love will excite the blood
Pleasant gifts, wonderful surprises and
fulfillment of various whims!
I wish you a sea of happiness and an ocean of love,
but in this ocean, look, do not drown!
If you fall in love once a week -
look fifteen years younger!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, there will be new friends!
From now on, you will continue to be prettier and younger!
your hairstyle, appearance we will all be pleasantly surprised.
You will enter the cream of society.
Perhaps you can find a sponsor.
Your happy laugh will be secular society success!
Every day and every hour someone thinks of you!
If before the New Year they suddenly grab you (what a shock!).
Twist, tie, seal your mouth, stuff you in a bag -
Do not swear and do not get angry, do not shout and do not be pathetic -
Just someone Santa Claus ordered you as a gift!
Love is waiting for you, beautiful, divided and diverse!
Live, show off, believe and wait - your luck is ahead!
Everything will be fine in life
Especially on the personal front!
In my personal life, without a doubt,
There will be changes soon!
Love will brighten your days and make them bright.
Your whole life in winter and summer will be magically illuminated with light.
Rarely so lucky
Big love is waiting for you!
If you smile, all dreams will come true
I wish it was thick in my pocket, bananas and cabbage bloomed,
And smile with your whole mouth, your smile suits you so well!
Have fun looking ahead, there wealth awaits you!
Good budget addition
Waiting for you during the summer!
Let the rustle please the bills, life will be only haute couture.
Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I want to keep the style! You will have a car!
Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
May you always have cash
What you spend them on is a personal matter.
Perhaps you will buy a house, a car, a cottage,
And then treat your friends for change!
I wish you a pack of shares, a new car and "money" to boot!
I wish you money, so that there is no shortage of them,
And also health, so that it was in order!
I want only what is especially important:
Bigger and bigger bills in the wallet
Better health, more luck
And don't forget real friends!
Live, let you not be sad
Cabbage crunches in the wallet,
From the wheelbarrow the key lies in the pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the couch.
Money will be unmeasured! -
And not fake, but proven!
Roads without holes, without traffic jams, without traffic police,
So that dollars and rubles are carried
So that everything is okay with health
And to gather friends more often!
I wish you to live pleasantly and freely!
And so that your wallet is filled with money tightly!
I wish bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Less in life to meet frostbitten.
To your health toast! You will have career growth!
Don't worry let care! A new job is waiting for you!
By next Saturday, expect success in your work!
Let success accompany! You learn best!
For the heart awaits you delight - a big increase in salary!
Fate will gild your pen, send you a solid paycheck!
Or throw a wallet... And that's all in the near future!
A good family atmosphere awaits you
And a dizzying personal career.
Surrounded to make you comfortable! And your income will rise!
I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
And you have a lot of household chores, household chores waiting for you.
But in the family and in your personal life, everything will turn out fine for you!
Certainly in the coming year
Health will be just excellent!
To be loved and appreciated, so that you unearth a treasure in the forest,
To drink - and not get sick, to eat - and not get fat,
To make money a river, to have caviar for breakfast,
Original post by Svetik_ESThank you very much! Did a lot of work on the design! But unfortunately the text is not readable because of the background. I was able to read the rhymes by copying them into Word! Brilliant background "breaks the eyes". I advise you to change it. I repeat: Thank you - I'm using it this New Year!
Such a Christmas tree made of sweets and tinsel will even fit on the festive table!
Do you want the NEW YEAR of "SNAKE" to be successful for you?
Do you want happiness to always surround you in the COMING YEAR of "SNAKE"?
Then every family, on the eve of the new year, on the festive table should have a very tasty and unusually decorated New Year's salad "SNAKE"! And then the New Year spirit of the snake will be grateful to you)))
And throughout the year, will bring you happiness and success!
Preparing the Snake salad:
1. Grate boiled potatoes, eggs and processed cheese on a coarse grater.
2. Finely chop pink salmon, pass the garlic through a garlic press.
3. Add mayonnaise and mix well.
And now the creativity begins!
1. Shape the lettuce into a snake and garnish with thinly sliced cucumber scales.
2. Create a unique pattern using olives and carrot pieces.
On New Year's Eve we write wishes
On leaves and put them in a beautiful bag,
Let everyone pull out a comic
Prediction for next year!
You will be lucky in everything!
Bucks, a jeep, and also a cottage!
But beware of illness
Do more sports!
I know for sure this year
You will be lucky with love!
To be lucky in the rest -
You do not climb on the breach!
And have a good year for you!
It will bring a lot of happiness!
Just take care of your nerves
And don't go to the left!
Here's a prediction for you:
You keep your nose up!
If they offend
Don't forget to give back!
Trust me! you this year
Brings a lot of new
But don't walk at night
Visit the bath more often!
It is very important for you to remember
Avoid overload!
So that all your finances
Don't give up on medication.
I see that happiness will come to you,
Success is waiting for you everywhere!
But don't drink without a decree
More than two bottles at once!
You, my friend, be more cheerful
Do not spare strength in work!
Sleep more, read newspapers,
Drink beer, and chew meatballs!
There's a big shock waiting for you:
Vodka, beer, songs, dance.
Waiting for fun, a lot of jokes
And ... not a nearby road.
In general, you will not be lost!
In happiness, you will live in peace.
There will be love and affection
Yes, not life, but just a fairy tale!
I'll tell you, beauty
It will, of course!
In a month or two
Meet a friend of the heart.
If you don't get lazy
You can achieve a lot!
Your health will be fine
A very cute gift is waiting for you!
Stay out of debt
Eat less pies!
You shine with your beauty,
In general, have fun boldly!
Do you dream about
To make more money.
Start it up soon
Thicker wallet!
You, friend, this year
Avoid any hassle!
And a friend will come to you to ask for forgiveness.
Get generous treats from the cellars!
Journey awaits you
And a plane ticket
Sea, palm trees and romance
If it's not a scam!
You will meet a new day well -
You will provide the family with rice!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Quote message Props: skirts, scarves, cards with wishes (you can photoshop so that the jacks of the kings and ladies are with the faces of the birthday man and his relatives) find free photoshop programs. On the reverse side of the cards, print fortune-telling - wishes. You can also take ordinary cards and stick wishes on the back. And wishes can be cut from newspapers - horoscopes. We photoshopped and printed on a color copier (4 cards per A4 sheet, and fortune telling was printed on the reverse side, then cut and laminated, we got real cards and a memory for the hero of the day.)
Sounds music from the movie "Tabor goes to the sky" "Nane Tsoha"
It turns out, dancing, a gypsy.
The gypsy approaches the guests:
Good afternoon Romale. I am a gypsy Aza,
I came to you here by order.
On the table, oh, stacks, oops, opa, buds.
That one is hers, and that one is yours, and this pile is mine.
I wanted to tell you what an obsession
I can tell you for a fee.
Gild my pen, just don't be scared,
You can't find better Aza, don't even try.
Who here wants to be enlightened
about luck and love
Come one by one to us
just get the money ready! 
He takes out cards and offers to choose the one that looks at him.
Card meanings:
The queen loves you
Queen of beauty,
Don't skimp on gifts
buy more flowers!
"Long think girlfriend
with whom to go down the aisle:
At seventy four
finally get married!
To your health, Romana,
we envy a little -
I see how at the grandson's wedding
you dance hopaka!
Your husband will become an oligarch,
will carry you everywhere -
But turn into an engineer
if you drink!
You are a rich fan
call to nature -
He has 6 acres in his garden
and the potato beetle gnaws!
You will receive an inheritance
seven cousins -
House in Paris, villa in Nice
and some islands!
Your husband is a secret overseas prince,
to break him down,
When the children are all asleep
kiss hard!
Eight babies a year?
This is impossible!
Oh, you're not married!
Be careful!
I see queen of spades
interested in you!
Selling his apartment
to buy you a Mercedes!
You boss at work
wink with his right eye.
But don't hesitate to answer
he'll shove a report on you!
An unexpected gift
fate will prepare for you:
What is now after drinking
clear head!
Your health line
will take you far!
We would look for the end
only our wife will kill us!
you with vision problems
may soon expect:
See no trouble
do not notice fools!
You will find a treasure in the apartment,
he is in the wall where the wardrobe is.
Well, if you don't find it...
update the interior!
They say love is mutual
all submissive age!
Fall in love every year now
you will be up to a hundred years old!
You have my soul, there will be grandchildren soon,
it will be fun then, and there will be no boredom.
And I'll tell you this, smile dear,
After all, with your smile you are very beautiful.
And I look into your eyes, I see luck in them,
Because this time, it can't be otherwise.
To be you, beauty, tomorrow morning an asterisk,
pussy, fish, and if you give beer, you will become a wife again.
Wai, what a heavy blow awaits you!....
In the morning when you get on the scale...
A big loss awaits you ...... You will lose your tie.
You will search all night, in the morning you will find ... On the belt of a neighbor.
Get ready for the big fight! Did you eat red caviar?
Pink salmon will come to take revenge!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money,
The one you lose today.
The boundless gave you, the unknown gave.
You will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up!
Friends will be around you today. Friends are faithful, devoted.
Can you tell me what to call them? Sharik, Bobik and Polkan.
They will give you two bags of happiness today,
one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
You will sleep, curly, you will sleep sweetly, softly,
Until the cake is pulled out from under you!
You will sing so that the neighbor will cry.
And everyone else will fall asleep!
Oh, my good one, they will lay eyes on you today,
I know for sure. Then also the heart, liver, tongue,
and from above something long, so thin ........... hard to see.
..... aaaa herring!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you will run for beer,
in the evening - for the girls!
And you know exactly what will happen tomorrow
- Monday (if today is Sunday)
Wai, darling, it will be bad for you ....... you have to go to work
Well, beautiful, gild the pen, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow!
Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
Be careful tomorrow....
and look, don’t fall asleep in a neighbor’s plate .....
On the hand are three lines of lily petals,
This is you, and this is him, and this is the two of you!
Our life is changeable, everything in it is changeable,
But luck awaits you and love will come to you.
(fortune telling to the hero of the day)
House, I see, the cup is full,
almost overflowing!
For our fortune-telling to come true
give us a quick drink!
When the gypsy told fortunes to everyone, she says:
The guests are DarAgie, and now I ask you to dance a gypsy with me.
A gypsy incendiary song sounds.
All.
It is not always worth taking a prediction seriously, because our life should also have joyful moments.
Baba Yaga's comic predictions for the New Year for children are short and funny
To arrange a great holiday for children, it would be nice to add a little magic.
Free online interpretation dreams - to get results, enter a dream and click on the search button with a magnifying glass
Write comic predictions on a piece of paper, fold it and put it in a hat, let each child pull out one at a time.
The text could be like this:
Get rid of the love spell, as well as protect yourself from new magical blows, perhaps thanks to the available items in every home.
For example, wearing a pin hidden from prying eyes will provide reliable protection against love spells.
Disconnecting it from clothing, you should pronounce the text three times:
“I disconnect the pin from the clothes and the love of the servant of God the servant of God (name)
I delete to the servant of Bogarab of God (name).
Then put it in a place where no one can find it.
It is best to bury it in the ground.
- Getting rid of the spell
- you will listen to mom and dad, you will eat sweets;
- who drinks a lot of milk, he grows up quickly;
- you will not eat porridge, you will become a frail, weak guy.
Comic predictions for mothers from children, fate
Moms also want to feel the magic of the holiday, children can prepare a surprise for them in the form of wrapped papers with predictions.
Definition of magical abilities
Choose the description that best suits you and find out what hidden magical abilities you have.
Pronounced telepathy - you can read and transmit thoughts at a distance, but it takes a lot of work to achieve your goal and believe in your hidden abilities.
Remember that the absence of a mentor and control of abilities will turn good into harm and no one knows how destructive the consequences of the devilish influence can be.
All signs of clairvoyance. With some effort and support higher powers, you can develop the gift of recognizing the future and seeing the past.
If the forces are not controlled by a mentor who can help to cope with them, breaks in temporary space are possible and evil will begin to seep into our world, gradually absorbing it with dark energy.
Be careful with your gift.
By all indications - a medium. It's about about the ability to connect with spirits and even control the passage of time, but it takes years of practice and the right mentor.
If the balance of power is disturbed, then darkness will begin to absorb the remnants of goodness and strength that could serve for good, I will move into another hypostasis and darkness will reign.
By all indications - witchcraft. It is feasible for you to study and induce damage, the evil eye, you can do love spells and divination will not be an impossible task.
But everything must be used exclusively for good and done so that others do not suffer in their innocence from your superpowers, bestowed from above.
It takes at least 5 years of practice and the right mentor to develop inner strength.
Most of all you have telekinesis. With the right concentration and effort, which can be compressed into a spherical force, you will be able to move small, and over time, larger objects with the power of thought.
By choosing a mentor who has more power, you have a bright future that can be darkened by going to the dark side if there is not enough strength to keep yourself from the temptations of Satan.
You are a healer. Practical magic, incantations, spells and everything connected with this is not just words, but your life choice and the power that is given by the higher mind and this is not just like that, but for a sacred purpose, which you will soon learn.
It will be like a vision, like a prophetic dream, which you will never be able to forget.
Remember that this power must be used only for good, otherwise darkness will swallow you up and this will be the beginning of the end.
Your child will be the smartest in the class.
This year you will have an extra salary to buy sweets.
