All this is written on separate sheets of paper and mixed. Then each spectator pulls out a ticket and reads it into the microphone.
You can also put them in balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, burst and read aloud.
You will take off on the career ladder without dizzying consequences!
Your creative success at this evening will be noticed by all those present!
Take seriously... your drink. Don't put it past your mouth!
Your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic attraction.
Love is waiting for you. Soon very soon.
The second half of the evening is favorable for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!
Great success awaits you tonight!
This day is conducive to plans for the future, and their discussion with partners of the opposite sex!
Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important for you than verbal spending time!
Today, acquaintances and hobbies are likely for you, especially in the second half of the evening!
Tonight, with the help of words and beliefs, we can achieve anything!
Today, the best thing for you is hope for your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!
Avoid cold from a partner of the opposite sex and always be on the alert!
Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening!
Tonight, chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy!
Today is a particularly important evening in your life, pay special attention to the neighbors at your table!
At midnight - you can start to lead a calm lifestyle, and now have fun!
Tonight is good for any entertainment!
Be attentive to each poured glass and do not miss it past your mouth!
Today you may have an inclination for solitude with someone!
The evening will turn out to be unusual and mysterious for you, be prepared for anything!
Today you will be especially prone to alcohol, do not get carried away!
Avoid conflict at the table because of a glass that was not drunk on time!
Tonight, it is advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex during the dance!
Excessive drinking tonight can lead to loss of orientation in space and time!
Tomorrow you will have an excess of energy, so spend it today!
Independent today's actions on the part of you will allow you to improve your financial situation!
Today, you may have a big win!
Tonight is favorable for intimate acquaintances!
Fireworks of bright events await you in the new year. Start preparing immediately.
Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
If you wear clothes inside out on January 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
If in new year's eve in the salad you will come across a foreign body, know - this is for luck!
Run for president in March - that's where you belong.
Your old dream will come true - a cottage by the sea.
Your place next to the director is where you look better.
The car is not for you, here's a helicopter - yes.
January 1 little head bo-bo, money bye-bye. Go visit - improve your health, save money.
Sing songs more often - there will be a fun life.
Live for as long as you want and with whom you want.
Drink a can of beer every day, you will live happily all year.
To make every tooth shine in the sun - eat a whole tube of pasta.
You will find many incidents and interesting trips.
You will continue to burn with creative work.
You will enter the cream of society, perhaps you will find a sponsor.
And you have a lot of household chores, household chores waiting for you.
You will find many adventures and many thrills.
Love will brighten your days and make them bright.
Fate will gild your pen, send you a solid paycheck.
Your health will become stronger, the second youth will come.
You are a minion of fate, which means that success and good luck await you.
You are used to living in the thick of things, work is your main destiny.
You have friends who know the sea, and everyone will come to visit soon.
For the heart awaits you delight - a big increase in salary.
You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will be excellent.
You are destined to live up to a hundred years without any storms and troubles.
Fate will throw a wallet, and this is all in the near future.
Your whole life in winter and summer will be magically illuminated with light.
Wings you do not burn, take care of your health.
From now on, you will continue to be prettier and younger.
Your good luck, noting, stock up more tea.
In the family and personal life, everything will turn out fine for you.
The coming year is preparing for you a meeting with an ardent admirer (fan), but it seems that this hobby will be short-lived. Do not worry: now is not the best time for tender feelings.
Do not rush in the coming year to drastically change your destiny, now is not the time and place for sharp turns.
Be content with what you have - you are already in a more advantageous position than many.
Easy flirting, waiting for you in the middle of the year, will blossom life with new colors.
It is better to postpone the solution of financial problems until the end of autumn, and you should completely abandon expensive purchases until summer.
The coming year brings new interesting acquaintances and meetings with old friends.
Now the key to your success is cooperation.
Be extremely attentive to those who help you.
You are on the threshold of a stormy romance.
Do not forget that it is winter outside, take care of your throat and Airways, after all, a cold is not the most successful companion of love.
New Year will please you not only with financial stability, but also with new pleasant acquaintances.
Be careful, do not hesitate to refuse risky offers and dubious intrigues - they will bring nothing but trouble.
When starting a new business, do not forget about reliable, time-tested friends.
In the coming year, you will find many surprises and gifts, useful and important meetings.
Everything related to production activities, information and training will bring you success.
Your family and friends will delight you.
Thanks to your charm and natural instinct, you will be able to avoid many problems and successfully get out of unpleasant situations.
The second half of the year is good for heart affairs, travel and entertainment. You will not lack them.
The coming year will not let you forget about domestic problems associated with loved ones, but it will also be full of tempting offers to relax and unwind.
You will meet your happiness where you do not expect.
The second half of the year will bring love.
Financial difficulties do not threaten you, but you will have to deal more seriously with matters related to partners from afar.
January is the beginning of your creative flowering.
Next year you will improve your financial situation and acquire a different status in society.
In relations with those who are far from you, changes for the better are planned.
Be patient with those around you. You are waiting for gratitude, but you will not always hear warm words addressed to you.
Success in the work will require patience and the ability to compromise.
In the spring you will meet a person who can change a lot in your life.
Your authority will invariably grow, desires will come true as if by magic.
A door opens before you, leading to a fuller and more enjoyable existence, in which there is more room for privacy.
Your life will gain that stability and stability, which in Lately You missed so much.
You will find that your energy reserves are not unlimited, and you need to spend it prudently - namely, where it will bring more benefit.
In the coming year, you are entering a streak of good luck. Fortune will be your companion.
The authority you have earned in the past will work for you.
Your virtues and shortcomings are discussed, but as a result, you will be made a fantastic business proposal.
You will be affected by important changes in the personal lives of others.
In the near future, perhaps you will cause a major scandal, but it will do you good.
Try to rest and do not let yourself become limp for any reason!
Say goodbye to the past. It will no longer have an impact on you in the coming new year.
The changes taking place in the near future will be so noticeable that you will believe in success and improvement in your status.
A sense of duty and responsibility, the ability to direct efforts in the right direction - this is the key to success. And most importantly, you will still be loved.
Everything that has developed throughout this year can be implemented in the coming.
Together with a partner you can earn good money.
You will be interested in renewing relations with an old acquaintance, because you have decided that you need this person more than others.
Love will enter your life.
In the coming year, your attractiveness is irresistible. You are loved, although you hide it, and you are waiting for new miracles and transformations.
Take care of yourself in the New Year and try to have a good rest.
In the coming year, the problems will recede. New plans you can boldly bring to life, relying on like-minded people and ... the Lord God.
What is happening will suit you in almost everything. Only those who are dear to your heart can cause nagging pain, but you know that all this is temporary.
Please note: now is not the best time to change jobs. It is better to go on vacation and relax.
Use the opportunity for entertainment and love joys - there will be a lot of them. But at the beginning of the year, be guided by the motto "silence is golden."
In the coming year, success and new opportunities await you. Everything is changing around, new people, attachments, plans will enter your life.
A good year for dating, and a new circle of friends will inspire you with new ideas!
The coming year brings pleasant events, you will feel happy, you will not get tired of declaring your love.
You will reap the benefits of success. How often do these moments happen?
The New Year will be a turning point - real and very successful changes in business and love await you.
This year will be full of events, you will remember it for a long time!
Success at work is possible, but to achieve it, you have to make great efforts. Take care of your strength - you will need it at the end of winter.
At the beginning of the year, you will need to be careful in everything.
Be economical, do not enter into disputes and do not sort things out with anyone - you can lose a lot.
Take an “inventory” of the wardrobe, rearrange, put in order what was once done.
The coming year is full of changes. Boldly stepping towards them, you can solve a bunch of problems.
Your charm will not save you, try to prove yourself as a serious business partner.
Friends will support your endeavors. Don't expect help from women.
Your outlook on life will change in many ways thanks to a long trip - incredible success awaits you there, new patrons will appear and at the same time everything will seem familiar.
In the coming year, you are more popular and attractive than ever, and you will have influential friends.
A special success awaits you away from home - go on a trip without hesitation.
Your past merits will return you to the unfulfilled plans of the past, there will be an opportunity to take revenge.
You can dramatically change your life, start new job. Just show maximum patience.
In the coming year, you will have to fulfill your duty both in your personal life and in your service.
You will have to devote yourself entirely to your family, colleagues and business partners.
The coming year is full of changes. You will be lucky, but be careful and prudent in matters, especially personal ones.
The coming year will bring you good news from afar, tempting business and personal offers.
This year will give you a chance to get out of problems without loss, but in order to succeed, you will have to work hard.
The second half of the year promises love adventures. It seems that happiness is not far off.
In the coming year, perhaps you will receive new lesson in personal life.
If financial problems push you to dubious earnings and contacts, it’s better not to take risks.
Now you will not achieve success alone, your luck depends on close and business partners.
Summer travel and communication with close friends will give you a lot of pleasure.
The changes that began this year will bring joy next. But at the beginning of the year you have to work under the strict control of the authorities.
New projects will appear, wait for interesting offers. It is possible that your plans will begin to be implemented already in the second half of winter.
Keep in mind: your boss will play a decisive role in the coming changes. The second half of the year promises the support of true friends and patrons, but be careful not to miss important events.
Your attractiveness knows no bounds, especially in the first half of the coming year. This is the time of surprises and gifts of fate.
Winter is full of meetings, entertainment and new acquaintances. You are interested.
Comic predictions are as popular with children as they are with adults. They will amuse children and help adults have a great children's holiday. Just print them on paper, cut them in such a way that one prediction fits on each piece of paper. Put them in a hat or a pretty vase and let everyone choose their own "destiny" for the upcoming 2017. Another interesting way is to put papers in Chinese cookies. It's not only fun, but also delicious.
Choose predictions in verses:
Predictions for preschool children
Predictions for children before school age well suited for both large and small companies. Of course, such kids cannot cope without the support of adults who can organize festive fun for them.
If you listen to mom and dad,
You will eat sweets!
And not obedient for a whole year,
The ban on sweets is just waiting!
Those who like to sleep a lot
A year without surprises awaits again!
All the surprises you oversleep
Just don't blame us!
My friend, if you want to grow up
And save your health
Drink more milk
And do not shed tears over him!
you next year
Be constantly in sight!
You will perform a lot
You will stand for kindergarten!
Today is a happy and cheerful day
Why did you hang your nose?
We promise you all year
Live only with the phrase "Lucky"!
The one who mom and dad
Does not listen stubbornly
Will stay at home for a year
And just look out the window!
If you don't eat porridge
You won't grow my friend
All year you will be weak
Like a pea pod!
If you don't sleep well
It will be hard to get up
You will be nervous, you will be angry,
And you won't grow big!
Fun awaits you all year long
Laughter, McDonald's, carousels!
adventure friends,
I guarantee you!
Many sweets prophesy
Prediction day and night!
The main thing is to make sure that the year
Your stomach didn't hurt!
Very soon you
There will be more friends!
Don't hurt their baby
Invite to visit!
The more you smile
The more you get
You have everything for a whole year
We are talking ahead!
You have to sleep at nap time
After laying in bed.
You don't like to do this
You will be standing in the corner!
There will be a feast for you my friend
Well, prepare your mouth,
Lots of delicious ice cream
Candies, cakes, pastries!
We're talking to you now
Completely unadorned
All wishes will come true
And all dreams will come true!
You have a surprise friend
A fun prize awaits you!
You just have to earn
And be good all year long!
If you won't be lazy
You will work hard
Suddenly you open the planet
You will arrange a holiday for the whole world!
If you will work
If you are all in worries
You will become a friend of the president,
Get applause!
We are preparing for you
Sunny day in the middle of winter
You will walk all day
And "blame the loafer"!
Will bring you good luck
New sports record!
You will be a super hero
Fans will walk in formation!
Some evening you will fall asleep
As usual, we tell you.
And wake up and understand
Three foreign languages!
If you want some candy
Send your parents hello
In the form of washing floors,
And sweeping corners!
There will be a holiday in your garden
Lots of different gifts
They will give you at that hour
Everything you want with us!
If you will help your mother
Wash the dishes, clean everything,
Your wish will come true
For exemplary obedience!
Gifts are waiting for you
From loving parents,
But they must be earned.
Or right to ask!
Attention-attention-attention
Your wishes will come true!
But keep them a complete secret,
Then they will be fulfilled!
For your merits, for yours,
Waiting for a declaration of love!
You will be happy today
Because dreams will come true!
You will become famous
Everyone will give flowers
You write a book
For girls and boys!
If you brush your teeth at night,
Then the whole stomach will be clean,
Well, if it's the other way around
Your stomach hurts a lot!
Comic predictions for schoolchildren
Short predictions for children are fun entertainment that will suit any holiday event. Schoolchildren not only believe in miracles, but also expect them. And what if not predictions will help strengthen their faith? In addition, comic predictions for children will perfectly cheer up the whole company.
soon into you
Confessions will fly loving.
Maybe from the next desk,
The stars speak like cards!
You will have happiness
Will new friends,
Adventure awaits you
Predictions don't lie!
Everything will be fine at school.
Everything is good at home too.
Most importantly, don't forget
Help mom and dad!
Adventure awaits you
On vacation near
Confessions will be received by loving
From the prince (princess) of the present!
If you don't learn a lesson
You will get two right away.
For all your subjects,
And by star signs!
If you go to bed early
You are in your favorite bed
Stars in a dream for you
Growth will be added loving!
Literally very soon
Kiss you soon
But not on the lips, but on the cheeks
But still loving!
Congratulations you are with us
You will just learn!
Mom and dad will be happy
And they will give you a reward!
The stars say hello
And send you candy!
Eat them one at a time
Otherwise, your ears will curl up!
Make a wish soon
The stars favor you
The wait will be short.
They tell you honestly!
Soon you will have a holiday
They will give you different gifts!
Many guests will arrive
There will be many friends!
Rather open your heart
You are for love door!
Some people care about you
And to your beautiful eyes!
You will be writing a letter soon
It will be love!
And who, history will be silent,
Keep it secret!
Wait for a love confession
In drawing class!
Will paint your portrait
And send a big hello!
News is waiting for you
Happy news!
The house will be full of guests
The main thing is to clean up later!
Who will help mom
To receive gifts
If there is no help
You will be judged even at school!
You have to be able to dream
You are too serious with us,
Then you will fly
Straight to the beautiful stars!
You will be very lucky in life
After all, there are many gifts!
But they must be earned
Go shopping with mom!
A great vacation awaits you
You go to the sea with your dad, with your mom!
Will you swim, sunbathe
And play with the kids!
Waiting for you update
From my mother loving!
Don't forget to thank her
Tell your mommy!
Waiting for a transfer in class
And a new neighbor is waiting
Your friendship will be smooth
Peaceful, glorious and without trouble!
Happiness will come to your house
As a big gift
And don't forget mom later
Thank you to say its hot!
When you grow up my friend
Then you will find a treasure with money
You will become a millionaire
And buy all your dreams!
To be with your figure
exercise
And you are active in dancing,
After all, the age of transition is ahead!
To be able in the future
Get busy learning!
When you suffer for a long time,
At least something will work!
In summer you wind to the sea,
You will find fun there!
There will be new friends
Laughter, dating you!
Don't be sad, dreams will come true
After all, you are with luck "on you"!
But don't forget mom
You help, somehow!
You will receive from us soon
Secret declaration of love
Don't torment anyone anywhere
They don't know anything!
Remember that good will return
Happiness will turn into a long one,
Do a lot of it to everyone
Asking for nothing in return!
Comic predictions for teenagers
Teenagers love noisy parties and various games. He will offer them comic predictions and you will not hear them during the whole holiday.
Wait from your friends
You are awesome news!
There will be many kisses
It's going to be a long road!
To look great
You have to behave yourself!
Love will break into your days
And they will be great!
No need to be nervous in the morning
Will come happy time!
Make a wish for the night
Dreams will come true one day!
From love, love do not wait
Your happiness is ahead!
No need to run after anyone
You're running into a lot of problems!
Avoid bad company
These are bad undertakings!
Parents should not be rude
After all, they have a long life to live with!
Gossip you beware
Feel free to gossip!
Kisses are waiting for you soon
Not alone, but immediately the sea!
Kindle fires in the heart.
You a declaration of love.
He loves you not at all
Only with him happiness awaits you.
Make a cherished wish
The stars will help you in your endeavors!
Be more modest
So as not to lose friends!
Smile more often in life
Then it will be sweeter.
Will bring a lot of happiness
Happy New Year to you!
A fun journey awaits you
With friends from your school.
Your dreams will all come true
Offenses will be forgotten!
Don't forget about studying
Otherwise, you will be lost, you know!
Kohl did not learn the lesson
The duo is waiting for you my friend!
A sea of travel awaits you
And they are waiting for a sea of incidents!
We say again and again
A rare love awaits you!
A cool prize awaits you soon,
Surprise from parents!
Much happiness ahead of you
Long road ahead!
Don't waste your time
How friends do it!
Don't forget to help mom
She loves you very much, you know!
As soon as possible,
A happy burden awaits you!
Modesty makes a man
Even young people from the 21st century.
Predictions for the whole family
When the whole family gathers at the festive table, then the occasion is really serious. The home organizer of the holiday should definitely prepare for the holiday event. Short predictions for 2017 will help you maintain the spirit of the holiday and cheer up all your family members.
Who will offend mom
There are no gifts to be seen!
If you are lazy,
The sea will only dream of you!
If you all fight
You can't go on vacation!
Waiting for an increase in everyone's salary,
There will be a time of grace!
Happy times are coming
With a career perspective!
When you have a lot of work
Who will take care of family matters?
A lot of trouble awaits you
School small worries.
Happy is he who is not lazy
Smile all day long!
If the family is friendly,
They don't need anything else!
your family this year
Will be seen often!
Our stars prophesy to you
Be the best at work!
This coming year for you
Profit in money will bring!
Your family in the New Year,
Happiness will be in sight!
Wealth and success await you
And also waiting for you children's laughter!
A great vacation awaits you all
And a lot of joyful pleasures!
Buy a ticket and swimming trunks,
A pay raise awaits!
Who helps parents
He gets a lot of sweets.
Hello from the dentist
You don't have to eat so much candy.
Everyone will be happy for you
After all, you will soon find a treasure!
The year will be full of incidents
Adventure and travel!
boombastic,
Zodiac horoscope!
How much is the word
Keeps for our heart
How much he tells us!
He says ARIES
Always with an unpredictable soul
They have solid shuras - murs,
Parties, "grandmothers" and "lamours"!
TAURUS! Rather, a foot in the stirrup!
Victory is ahead of you!
Good luck kisses you on the crown,
And lots of sex along the way.
TWINS! You shine apartment metropolitan!
Full intimate, excellent conditions!
The boss is a darling, dollars are a pillow,
Rubles - a bag, and ecstasy to the gut!
CANCER stars say:
They tell you to move forward.
They have success ahead of them.
Cancer sex is the best!
Merry year, happy age
For Lviv, it is now.
Financial typhoon, health,
In bed - fiery ecstasy!
Humble VIRGOs, you're in luck!
Enemies in front of you tremble.
Big "Limousine", luck sits in it,
And the key to the apartment where the money is!
balanced WEIGHTS
We want to tell:
Love will embrace you
Fate is to keep
Success is love
And surround the bucks!
SCORPIONS do not cross -
They are hot as an oven!
Nostradamus says:
Scorpio will win!
ARRIVALS get excellent health!
In a career - a jump and a decent salary!
Love and fun, laughter from the heart,
Drinking - partying, debauchery, revelry!
CAPRICORN to work for the good of the family,
And there will be a sea of \u200b\u200blove in their life.
Libido will make you work all night
Venus can help you with this!
Like the steppe the bed is scattered, -
Then AQUARIUS goes to bed.
Debauchery and orgies until the morning -
They are on the road with the Kamasutra!
To all your enemies for evil
PISCES are very lucky:
The Canary Islands are the rest of the world.
You will surpass Playboy!
1. Foreign trip
2. Success awaits you, good conditions for your plans
3. Promotion
4. Everything is good in my life
5. Romantic trip
6. I work where needed
7. Life is like in a fairy tale
8. In your memoirs, you will write that sheer luck began from the day you connected your relationship with ___ (company name, if among colleagues)
9. Commercial luck
10. Your dizzying career will start with a photo on the cover of the magazine "_______"
11. I did it (a)!
12. Pleasant surprises await you in all the capitals of the countries of the world
13. Solution of the housing issue
14. A wide range of possibilities will be presented for the fulfillment of a wish
15. Money - chickens do not peck
16. For the fulfillment of your desire, the road is open
17. Promotion
18. I have a fun life, I'll tell you!
19. The housing issue was a success
20. I'm taking a vacation and going to the Canary Islands!
21. Ahead of success and good luck
22. I'm in great shape
23. Mind blowing romance
24. Love and money are always there!
25. The soul sings, the body asks to fly! Cruise for two!
26. I get what I want!
27. Life is getting better!
28. Pleasant changes await me!
29. 2006 will change my life for the better!
30. Happiness - the House is full!
31. Will be sent to work abroad
32. You (will) have the most friendly, strongest family.
The day is bright and bright
What a lovely gift.
Waiting for you soon
A trip to the sea.
Let tears of joy shed
An old friend will be back soon!
Down with anger and revenge,
You will receive good news.
Wait for the sunset, wait for the dawn
Expect a sweet hello.
Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.
Have fun looking ahead
There wealth awaits you.
Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.
Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.
you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.
Appear suddenly
You have a new friend.
Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.
The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.
By next Saturday
Expect success at work.
You will always have
Delicious food in the house.
Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be love!
Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Do not relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the state house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
If you wear clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
If you come across a foreign body in bread, you should know - it's good luck!
Buy a book you don't like at all and you'll find all the answers
During the first week after meeting NG, a pleasant surprise awaits you
Beware of the bald
A trip to the Black Sea will help you change for the better
Life is about to take a big turn
Leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear with you.
If neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
Try to run carefully at night in ice,
And then it is quite possible that you will celebrate the New Year ...
Good luck awaits you in the coming year,
But whether he will wait - he doesn’t know, keep in mind ...
Try to vacation in the Bahamas about six times a year
And then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky ...
If you lie naked for a long time on the ice in winter,
No harmful microbe will crawl to you ...
In the coming year, someone will be lucky again
Maybe you or a neighbor should always be ready ...
Changes await you at the beginning of January,
Prepare for them gradually - do not waste time in vain ...
With such a sun, everything can only be good
You are moving towards a better life situation. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but the delay may be favorable
1. The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars can contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house portends a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. The second half of the evening seems to be the most favorable for light flirting with waiters.
4. Today the recommended dances are waltz, tango and disco. Avoid lambada - a stern look from a close friend can help you with this.
5. Ritual dances on the table are contraindicated for your sign of the Zodiac, otherwise an impartial meeting in a government house is possible.
6. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, laughing ... hey, dear, aren't you too heavy on champagne ??
7. Carefully removed from the shoulder of a neighbor, the shoulder strap of the dress portends good luck; her husband's look from under her brows promises physical ill health.
8. This moon phase the stars advise you to stay dressed until after midnight, despite your desire to arrange a striptease for that "baby opposite".
9. Abuse of shouting "Happy New Year!" fraught with sore throat; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with only lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
10. The stars are not located in the best way: The most prone to rhythmic twitching will be the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints.
11. Your patron planet Mercury portends you an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
12. Uranus finds today in the left hemisphere and advises you to pay attention to the dark-haired Lady. Perhaps this meeting will be fatal for you.
13. From today you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will present you with a new unexpected love.
What's in the pie?
Cabbage (for money, wealth).
Your wallet will not be empty
To know there will be a daily crunch of money,
Dignity different, all colors.
So let him be ready for gravity.
Potato (acquaintance with a man in uniform).
The year of dating has come excellent
With a man in uniform.
Prosecutor, judge, military,
Even in a cassock is the norm.
Caramel (passionate, sweet love).
You got a difficult candy,
Know that you are waiting for great love in the year.
Love is passionate and sweet, believe me
Through it, the door of happiness will open.
Pepper (thrill).
You are a lot of adrenaline
Pour it into the blood, just as soon as possible!
Life is full of surprises for you
Bring - good luck, loss.
Pepper you have, so
Feelings of sharp year.
Cheese (wealth in the house, ride like cheese in butter).
You will live easily all year,
Eat, drink and sing, not to know worries.
Got the cheese - you're lucky!
He promises prosperity in the house.
Bay leaf (fame and fame).
Kohl laurel got for free,
You will gain fame and glory.
Lemon (lucky win).
Do you want to try your luck?
Get a car
And a million to boot?
I chose the lemon for a reason.
A lucky win looms
Hold onto your luck.
Rosehip (promotion).
Prickly rose hips are not friendly,
And collect the fruits of the hassle.
Waiting for a promotion
Even if the road is thorny.
Carnation (to be in the center of male (female) attention).
Your charm is a wonderful power
You conquered all the men in a row for a year.
Flowers, compliments, gifts,
messages...
All year you are in the center of male attention.
Peas (long road).
The road is long - to know, to a change of place
It will soon pull you into the land of miracles.
You want to communicate
Leave the house for a while without regret.
Carrot (love, temptations, flirting, hobbies).
You are very sexy, good.
Who looks at you - the soul sings!
You are not expected to suffer
All year - temptations, flirting, attraction.
Rice (diligence in work and worthy remuneration).
Success is possible only in work
With intense bustle.
You will reach great heights
If you work hard for a year.
Empty (empty chores).
You fuss to no avail, without measure All year.
Nerves are on edge.
Calm down, take care-kasila,
Empty chores did not bring good.
Mushrooms (the whole year is dominated by illusions, pipe dreams).
Dreaming is not bad, they say.
But build castles in the sand
And be in the grip of dreams
You have been predicted a year ahead.
Raisins (walnuts)
(an unplanned trip to warmer climes, where there are many vineyards, hazel).
Even if the suitcases
You haven't collected for a hundred years
All the same, get ready: you will be in the summer,
Warm by the southern sun.
There you will drink wine and chacha.
A trip to the sea - that's good luck!
New Year is a holiday that can not do without games, jokes, fortune-telling. We are all waiting for a miracle on New Year's Eve. To entertain guests and prevent them from getting bored, you can organize a game with comic predictions. Comic funny predictions will cheer up the family, friends, guests, as well as colleagues and colleagues at corporate parties.
Predictions should be kind, sound optimistic, positive, so that no one is offended.
Notes with a "prophecy" can be put into magicnuts, "happiness" cookies, in glass bottles, in balloons ...
Put notes with predictions in a balloon and then inflate it. Each guest chooses a balloon for himself, bursts it and reads his prediction.
SHORT FUNNY PREDICTIONS ANDJOKE WISHES
IN VERSE
You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will be great!
Unexpectedly for everyone, BIG success awaits you!
Expect an increase in family income and vacation at your favorite time of the year!
You will find many incidents and interesting trips -
On courses, on vacation, abroad - where fate wills!
A trip awaits you and a plane ticket!
A trip to Europe and good luck according to the horoscope awaits you!
There are many different impressions in wonderful travels!
A lot of adventures and a lot of thrills are waiting for you,
We all, at times, go somewhere, go, swim, fly like birds,
Where there is an unfamiliar shore ... The road abroad awaits you.
A sea of good luck and a cottage by the sea are waiting for you
A trip to the sea awaits you soon!
I wish to quickly run aground, where the five-star hotel is located!
I wish you a lot of health, do not get sick! Get a tan in the south in the summer!
Get paid more! Ride the family in a red Porsche!
I want a vacation - ten months. Play tricks over the hill!
A yacht, a brand new Lexus, and your own private jet
And may Santa Claus bring you all these gifts!
I wish: if the dacha is big,
if a wheelbarrow - then cool, if money - then green.
If vacation - then in Miami, if beer - then with friends!
Wish a personal liner made of supersteel
Used to take you to Hawaii regularly!
I wish you huge bouquets, chic gifts,
vouchers to where it is beautiful and hot.
It is not a sin to indulge in secular entertainment off the Turkish coast!
In summer, on a nudist beach, your happiness will lie nearby!
Let everything pass by in life, except for health, money and intimacy!
Virtual love will excite the blood
Pleasant gifts, wonderful surprises and
fulfillment of various whims!
I wish you a sea of happiness and an ocean of love,
but in this ocean, look, do not drown!
If you fall in love once a week -
look fifteen years younger!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, there will be new friends!
From now on, you will continue to be prettier and younger!
your hairstyle, appearance we will all be pleasantly surprised.
You will enter the cream of society.
Perhaps you can find a sponsor.
Your happy laugh will be secular society success!
Every day and every hour someone thinks of you!
If before the New Year they suddenly grab you (what a shock!).
Twist, tie, seal your mouth, stuff you in a bag -
Do not swear and do not get angry, do not shout and do not be pathetic -
Just someone Santa Claus ordered you as a gift!
Love is waiting for you, beautiful, divided and diverse!
Live, show off, believe and wait - your luck is ahead!
Everything will be fine in life
Especially on the personal front!
In my personal life, without a doubt,
There will be changes soon!
Love will brighten your days and make them bright.
Your whole life in winter and summer will be magically illuminated with light.
Rarely so lucky
Big love is waiting for you!
If you smile, all dreams will come true
I wish it was thick in my pocket, bananas and cabbage bloomed,
And smile with your whole mouth, your smile suits you so well!
Have fun looking ahead, there wealth awaits you!
Good budget addition
Waiting for you during the summer!
Let the rustle please the bills, life will be only haute couture.
Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I want to keep the style! You will have a car!
Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
May you always have cash
What you spend them on is a personal matter.
Perhaps you will buy a house, a car, a cottage,
And then treat your friends for change!
I wish you a pack of shares, a new car and "money" to boot!
I wish you money, so that there is no shortage of them,
And also health, so that it was in order!
I want only what is especially important:
Bigger and bigger bills in the wallet
Better health, more luck
And don't forget real friends!
Live, let you not be sad
Cabbage crunches in the wallet,
From the wheelbarrow the key lies in the pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the couch.
Money will be unmeasured! -
And not fake, but proven!
Roads without holes, without traffic jams, without traffic police,
So that dollars and rubles are carried
So that everything is okay with health
And to gather friends more often!
I wish you to live pleasantly and freely!
And so that your wallet is filled with money tightly!
I wish bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Less in life to meet frostbitten.
To your health toast! You will have career growth!
Don't worry let care! A new job is waiting for you!
By next Saturday, expect success in your work!
Let success accompany! You learn best!
For the heart awaits you delight - a big increase in salary!
Fate will gild your pen, send you a solid paycheck!
Or throw a wallet... And that's all in the near future!
A good family atmosphere awaits you
And a dizzying personal career.
Surrounded to make you comfortable! And your income will rise!
I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
And you have a lot of household chores, household chores waiting for you.
But in the family and in your personal life, everything will turn out fine for you!
Certainly in the coming year
Health will be just excellent!
To be loved and appreciated, so that you unearth a treasure in the forest,
To drink - and not get sick, to eat - and not get fat,
To make money a river, to have caviar for breakfast,
The desire to know what awaits us in the future, near or far, is common to many people. To this end, we are daily interested in horoscopes, open online fortune-telling sites, dream books, visit famous soothsayers at home. And even the most inveterate skeptics from time to time listen to what fortune-tellers prophesy.
IN modern world predictions are not always serious, a funny joke is also appropriate here. Why do we need comic fortune-telling, after all, a century ago, people with palpable fear listened to the prophecies of fortune-tellers. Then it never occurred to them to turn it into a prank, a funny joke. However, times are changing. The accelerated rhythm of life, workload, everyday worries make everyday life monotonous, faceless. On holidays, I want to relax, laugh at myself, joke about my friends and buddies. Birthdays, anniversaries, corporate, home holidays, the meeting of the most magical holiday - the New Year, has been accompanied by comic fortune-telling at home for many years.
Comic fortune-telling for guests at the table
To make the holiday really fun, the hospitable hosts will definitely think through all its stages. In between dances, you can gather guests at the table and offer to tell fortunes for the future. The time period for prediction is usually chosen to be small - one season (spring, summer, etc.) or a year.
The hosts do not need to make any special efforts, you just need to prepare a tray with small, light (prefer coffee) cups from the service. Small objects are placed in the cups, the guest must choose the dish he likes, its contents will tell you which events will become the main ones in a particular period of time. After choosing a cup, the “customer” returns it along with the contents so that the rest of the guests do not have to guess what is left. The hostess rearranges the cups on the tray and fortune telling continues.
☞ Which items to use:
- lipstick (image update);
- ring ( romantic relationship for married and married, serious - for free people);
- wedding ring (family joys for married people, for free people - a wedding);
- sheet of paper (everything will go unchanged);
- coin (increase in wealth);
- hairpin ( Savor);
- pacifier (birth of a child, other events related to children).
This fortune-telling will become a fun and successful event if there are few guests - 7-10 people.
Comic divination magic bag
Fortune telling with a magic bag will bring even more fun. We remember this trick from kindergarten. There is an effect of surprise here, since the fortuneteller does not see what kind of surprise is to be taken out of the bag.
I must say that this is a very convenient fortune-telling, you just need to pick up a beautiful opaque bag and many different small items. Sometimes sweet New Year's gifts for children are packed in high-quality velvet bags, this form will be just perfect for comic fortune-telling. In a few minutes with a magic bag, you will bypass all the guests who want to know how their life will turn out next year.
☞ Items placed in the bag:
- chocolate matryoshka in foil (adding a family);
- matches (life will be bright like fireworks);
- chewing gum (the year will be smooth and calm);
- a souvenir bottle of alcohol (there will be many reasons for fun).
Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy woman on a woman's anniversary
In the costume of a gypsy woman, a woman who knows how and loves to speak well and fluently should perform. However, it can be a man with the same qualities. The second option is even preferable and funnier, the birthday girl and all the guests will really like the element of surprise. You will need a colorful gypsy outfit with puffy skirts, a wig, a bandage or a scarf on your head. The intrigue will be brought by the voice of the presenter, who will announce to the birthday girl that an unusual guest breaks through to her, who was mistakenly not invited to the celebration.
The gypsy who entered the hall approaches the birthday girl, knowingly takes her by the hand, asks to “gild the pen” (it’s good if the presenter saves chocolate coins in foil for this moment). A fortuneteller gifted with coins begins to tell the woman about the past life path. The truth should be closely intertwined with a red word, a harmless joke. The words of a gypsy should look like a laudatory ode with a bit of humor. The gypsy will also predict the future, the main thing is that this fortune-telling should be kind, carry only positive. Fortune-telling can be completed with the sparkling "Gypsy Girl", where the fortuneteller, birthday girl and guests will act as skillful dancers.
Comic New Year fortune-telling and predictions
New Year's fortune-telling and predictions are appropriate absolutely everywhere - at corporate parties in the office, at a party with friends and in a close family circle. Meeting a fun and magical holiday, many behave like children, anticipating entertainment and gifts. Comic divination and predictions become one of these presentations. There is room for creativity here, and in every team there will definitely be at least one poet or poetess. It will not be difficult for these talented people to compose 10-20 poetic lines-predictions in 2-3 hours. next year.
What attributes will be required for New Year's fortune-telling? The very minimum is to use a Santa Claus hat, in which to put a pile of poetic predictions printed on paper and folded into a tube. There are few requirements for these predictions - they must be kind, cheerful, witty. Otherwise, the imagination is unlimited. The following lines are appropriate:
- Look ahead with hope, then wealth awaits you.
- There is someone who thinks about you every day and every hour.
- Leave sadness and grief - go to the sea.
- In the house you will always have delicious food.
Do not forget that in every team there is a suspicious and very suggestible person. He will ponder the received prediction for a long time, finding non-existent background or flaws in it. Therefore, poetic lines are simply obliged to carry warmth, goodness and positive.
Funny fortune-telling of a gypsy at a corporate party
An eloquent employee or employee who appeared at a corporate party in a gypsy costume will enliven the party. Working for years in the same team, we thoroughly know all the positive and negative aspects of colleagues. Their relationships in the family and with others are also not a big secret. The gypsy can beat all this, predicting to everyone what awaits him in the near future. On the Internet there are many poetic fortune-telling for this case, subtly noticing the character and characteristics of a person. It remains only to choose a fortune-telling suitable for each employee.
Sparkling fun at the table will be provided if you learn the verses by heart. What are the lines about a gray-haired careerist who secretly dreams of an affair with a young woman or a womanizer who does not miss a single skirt! There is a beautiful poem about a woman sorting out suitors, for whom it is difficult to make a choice. All this is done with dignity, with subtle and mild humor, and you are sure to find a wonderful fortune-telling for each employee.
If you have a unique person in front of you, with bright character traits and behavior, for which it is difficult to find a ready-made fortune-telling, think of it yourself if there is a poet in the team. In any case, whether the gypsy speaks in memorized lines or prose, improvising on the go, the holiday will be successful.
Comic fortune-telling for children
funny divination for children - a fertile topic. Kids believe in miracles, they expect magic and fairy tales from every holiday, and you can make these dreams come true. Vivid emotions, fun and laughter on children's holiday will cause the appearance of an adult dressed in a wizard costume, for example: Astrologer or Fairy. School-age children themselves can take an active part in fortune-telling if you prepare bright blank cards and felt-tip pens for them. On the card, the child will have to write the phrase: "In the New Year, you are waiting for ..."
☞ Children often end a sentence like this:
- happiness;
- new toy;
- Love.
The completed cards are collected and shuffled in a "magic" Stargazer's hat or a beautiful vase. After that, the guys take turns taking out a fortune-telling card, reading the received prediction.
The kids especially like divination with balloons. To do this, you need to cook as many balls as there are children present at the holiday. A note with a prediction twisted into a tube is placed in each ball. The child chooses the ball he likes, which will have to be pierced with a needle, and reads the prediction. They can be:
- "Study diligently, you will receive a wonderful gift."
- "This New Year's Eve you will receive a prize, prankster."
However, fortune-telling with balls is only suitable for schoolchildren, preschool children may be frightened by the noise from bursting balls and this must be taken into account.
For small children, you can use a magic bag by placing small toys with prediction notes in it. Kids will be delighted with toys, and an adult will read the predictions for them.
By the way, not only an adult can play the role of a magician at a children's holiday. In this capacity, older brothers and sisters like to act. Of course, adults will have to help prepare the attributes for the holiday - a wizard costume, cards for predictions, surprise toys for a magic bag. You will spend several hours on this, but the children will have a lot of fun, and they will remember such an interesting holiday for a long time.
If you are organizing a holiday with comic fortune-telling, prepare well.
- Select a suitable fortune teller candidate, an eloquent person with organizational skills.
- Prepare in advance all the attributes for divination (the costume of the Wizard, the Gypsy, the magic bag, cups, etc.).
- Predictions in poetic form must be well learned.
- Pay close attention to the text of the predictions, it should be funny, but not offensive.
This is a lot of work, but it will bring a lot of pleasure and positive emotions.
There are many holidays in life - birthdays, anniversaries, New Year, just friendly parties. So that they do not turn into ordinary gatherings with tasting of alcohol and gourmet dishes, dilute them with interesting events. Dancing, funny contests with dressing up and songs, games with surprises - all this has been used for a long time. Comic fortune-telling is a new invention of entertainers. It is interesting and exciting, because here in question about the eternal desire of people to at least briefly look into the future.
Psychologists say - sometimes comic fortune-telling comes true. And this is quite possible, because it has long been known that words are material. Light humor in predictions also fulfills its task - with its help, a person will think about shortcomings and take measures to correct them. good, funny comic fortune-telling- the most real wish for material well-being, marital happiness, good luck. Good comic predictions, fun and joy at every holiday!
