(I skipped it somewhere - I don’t remember. Nice. Not intricate. I’m afraid there won’t be time tomorrow. And so I want to congratulate everyone !!)

comic predictions - wishes to the New Year. Merry holiday at home. Such a Christmas tree made of sweets and tinsel will even fit on the festive table!

Do you want the NEW YEAR of "SNAKE" to be successful for you? Do you want happiness to always surround you in the COMING YEAR of "SNAKE"? Then every family, on the eve of the new year, on the festive table should have a very tasty and unusually decorated New Year's salad "SNAKE"! And then the New Year spirit of the snake will be grateful to you))) And throughout the year, it will bring you happiness and success!

Preparing the Snake salad:

1. Grate boiled potatoes, eggs and processed cheese on a coarse grater.

2. Finely chop pink salmon, pass the garlic through a garlic press.

3. Add mayonnaise and mix well.

And now the creativity begins!

1. Shape the lettuce into a snake and garnish with thinly sliced ​​cucumber scales.

2. Create a unique pattern using olives and carrot pieces.

IN new year's eve we write wishes on pieces of paper and put them in a beautiful bag, let everyone draw out a comic prediction for the next year!

You will be lucky in everything!

Bucks, a jeep, and also a cottage!

But beware of illness

Do more sports!

I know for sure this year

You will be lucky with love!

To be lucky in the rest -

You do not climb on the breach!

And have a good year for you!

bring a lot of happiness!

Just take care of your nerves

And don't go to the left!

Here's a prediction for you:

You keep your nose up!

If they offend

Don't forget to give back!

Trust me! you this year

Brings a lot of new

But don't walk at night

Visit the bath more often!

It is very important for you to remember

Avoid overload!

So that all your finances

Don't give up on medication.

I see that happiness will come to you,

Success is waiting for you everywhere!

But don't drink without a decree

More than two bottles at once!

You, my friend, be more cheerful

Do not spare strength in work!

Sleep more, read newspapers,

Drink beer, and chew meatballs!

There's a big shock waiting for you:

Vodka, beer, songs, dance.

Waiting for fun, a lot of jokes

And ... not a nearby road.

In general, you will not be lost!

In happiness, you will live in peace.

There will be love and affection

Yes, not life, but just a fairy tale!

I'll tell you, beauty

lucky, of course!

in a month or two

meet a friend of the heart.

If you are not lazy, you can achieve a lot!

Your health will be fine

A very cute gift is waiting for you!

Stay out of debt

Eat less pies!

You shine with your beauty,

In general, have fun boldly!

Do you dream about

To make more money.

Start it up soon

Thicker wallet!

You, friend, this year

Avoid any hassle!

And a friend will come to you

ask for forgiveness.

Get out of the cellars

generous treats!

P comfort awaits you

And a plane ticket

Sea, palm trees and romance

If it's not a scam!

You will meet a new day well -

You will provide the family with rice!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Happy New Year!

May the Earth be filled with happiness!

To serve us replacing the Dragon

The Queen Serpent crawls.

So the year will be wise, calm,

Without devastation and painful troubles.

So waiting for us in this New Year

Definitely a lucky ticket!

So our wishes will come true

I tell you from the bottom of my heart:

All health, success and happiness

In the upcoming New Year!




Would you like to know what awaits you in the new year? Maybe you will meet your first love, maybe you will give birth to a baby, maybe you will go on a trip, maybe you will find the job of your dreams? Or maybe your most cherished dream will finally come true? To find out if it will be the way you want, just look at our New Year's predictions in verses for each sign of the zodiac - for children and adults. And you will immediately understand everything what to expect from the New Year.

Predictions for children according to the signs of the zodiac

Aries

In this bright New Year
A happy turn awaits you
If you are the best
Know that success will come to you!

The year will be rich in roads,
But there will be no trouble with them,
Because your success
Bring your first snow!

For schoolchildren Aries New Year
Will be full of fun worries
Learning will be so easy
Lighter than a white feather!

Taurus

The year is rich in joy for you,
For friends and enemies
Purposeful sweetness
He'll bring more!


* * *

The year will bring you joy
Lots of fun things to do
Money, sweets, flowers,
And candy until spring!

On a summer day, a wish will come true
Unexpectedly, beautifully and easily,
If there is one more wish,
Guess it, drink milk!

Twins

You cool poems and songs
Unexpectedly, all dreams will come true
You choose verses and texts,
And in one you will know the prediction!

autumn day for twins
Will bring the news
And advice: drive rather laziness,
To live more interesting!



Luck is on your side
Among the pictures of February,
You will soon be surprised
How new friends will appear!

Cancer

New Year will bring you
Interesting twist
In personal life and in fate,
Be always on top!

surprise, discovery
Promises New Year
Walk proudly,
And you will be lucky again!

New Year will give Cancers,
Joy, holiday and surprise,
True, go along the gully
You'll have to get your prize!

a lion

This year you will be visited
Friends distant, funny,
They will give in the snow
You meet bright, dear!

In this bright New Year
There will come a bright round dance
Have a nice day and on a summer day
Everything bad will go away into the shadows!



A small holiday promises you
unexpected gift,
But be patient
To claim your prize!

Virgo

New Year's fairy tale will last
Unnoticed for a whole year
And good luck for 30 years
Will definitely bring!

This year among the gifts
It will definitely be hot
After all, reading congratulations,
Don't put your finger in the jam!

Scales

Promises you fun
And friends for a year round dance,
Coin necklace
And the snow cycle!

Comic prediction
In the year will give a promise
And fulfill all dreams
Everything that you think!



If you want to be happy
All the beautiful New Year,
Wear whatever is beautiful
And rather in a round dance!

Scorpion

Happy New Year
Invite to the whirlpool
Adventures and guests
Well, happy friends!

Predictions for children
Friends will be invited in your year,
Where are the enemies and where are the friends
Everything will tell your life!

In this bright New Year
The cat crosses the road
But do not be afraid - he is with him,
Happiness will bring home!

Sagittarius

This year will be rich
For sweets, marmalade,
Sweet gingerbread, sweets,
There will be a lot and no trouble!

Magic happens in a year
And the celebration will come
The year will be rich in affection,
Life will be easy, like in a fairy tale!

Luck will come on a summer day
You catch her in the country,
Among daisies and flowers,
Butterflies and mosquitoes!

Capricorn

In the spring will come to you
The guest that was on New Year's Eve,
He gives good advice
Which will give good luck for 100 years!

Wishes for this evening
All wishes will be fulfilled in a year
Guess quickly on the stars
What do you want in poetry or prose!




Capricorn will be happy
If this New Year
He is a coin with chocolate
In a glass of lemons will bring!

Aquarius

Smile, Aquarius
Luck is waiting at the door
The year is rich in gifts
There will be chocolate!

Divination will tell you
Where luck awaits will show
If only in the New Year,
You will be the first to taste the cake!

For the paper to predict
I gave you luck
Write a wish on it
And wish the Snow Maiden!

Fish

Your wishes will come true
Even this New Year.
If you write wishes
Friends and the black cat will not tear them!

The year promises you a lot
amazing roads,
Happiness is on the doorstep again
Orange Pie!




Your year will be rich
For sweets, chocolate,
Sweets, cakes, salads,
And strawberry marmalade!

Adult comic predictions for the New Year 2020 in verses according to the signs of the Zodiac

Aries

Aries on corporate night
Gives many perspectives
The lonely will find
March all your destiny
A married year will give
Many happy moments
Serving you great tea
When the guests have all left!

Taurus

For Taurus, short skirts will be in fashion,
And they will tell you where to find a chance in your love,
Good luck boldly awaits you, happiness is beyond the threshold,
And this year will generously give money!

Twins

The year will be rich in Christmas trees,
But not only on needles,
But also for outdoor recreation,
Even in bad weather
There will be many bright days
Many happy guests
Well, in the life of prospects,
And at the end of the corporate!

Cancer




Cancers will not laugh:
To achieve faster success
Gotta hurry up again.
Well, maybe learn
Will you lead in a row
For sweets, chocolate,
For love pleasures
And great success!

a lion

Lions will be lucky
Somewhere around mid-February
When the sun wakes up
And things will get better
There will be a lot of money
If you don't refuse
At night you work hard
But don't mess with Yaga!

Virgo

Year recommends Virgo
Be bold in love
Shyness will get in your way
Reach for hearts
Cupid's arrow will hurt,
But the year will give glamor
Gives good luck and success
Be the prettiest of all!

Scales

For Libra, the year will bring
Lots of fun things to do
Joy in personal life:
Will surely bring you soon
Who is married will get a home
Happiness, joy and comfort,
Maybe procreation
The stars will send you from the sky!

Scorpion




Scorpio will get joy
Unless it's stupid:
Even if life and sweetness
Don't turn off the path
Achieve your goals boldly
If you want a year
Gave money, walk, fall in love,
And then everything will be lucky!

Sagittarius

For Sagittarians, everything will be simple:
The main thing is to move forward
And then quite seriously
This New Year will be
He will always bring joy
new life turn,
And let it give you gold
The beauty of you red cat!

Capricorn

Capricorn: will perform again
Year of desire, will give success,
The main thing is that with an extra word,
You didn't scare away success
Boldly make your way to the goal,
Have fun from the heart
Sing songs and fall in love
The year will fulfill all dreams!

Aquarius




Aquarius cold year
Promises vanity
Even if the schedule is tight
Makes you sad again
Wait for the turn again
In personal life and love,
And luck is out the gate
Will fly soon!

Fish

A year rich in luck
The stars promise you
If only you are the jam
Take it to your friends at night
Feel free to share your luck
And everything will come back again
Don't be scared - small change
Love will not come to you!

Other predictions:

Caution: this year
Black cat around the corner
Will bring you good luck
And a whirlpool of friends
There will be happiness and love
Will return again and again
Money is sharp like a river
All will fill the shores.

* * *
This New Year's Eve
Let a prophetic dream
He will light candles on the tree
Windows will decorate everything with silver,
Promises good luck
Change in fate
If only you surrender
You can't take yourself in a taxi!

New Year is a holiday that can not do without games, jokes, fortune-telling. We are all waiting for a miracle on New Year's Eve. To entertain guests and prevent them from getting bored, you can organize a game with comic predictions. comic cool predictions will cheer up in the home circle of relatives, friends, guests, as well as colleagues and colleagues at corporate parties.

Predictions should be kind, sound optimistic, positive, so that no one is offended.

Notes with a "prophecy" can be put into magicnuts, "happiness" cookies, in glass bottles, in balloons ...

Put notes with predictions in a balloon and then inflate it. Each guest chooses a balloon for himself, bursts it and reads his prediction.

SHORT FUNNY PREDICTIONS ANDJOKE WISHES

IN VERSE

You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will be great!

Unexpectedly for everyone, BIG success awaits you!

Expect an increase in family income and vacation at your favorite time of the year!

You will find many incidents and interesting trips -

On courses, on vacation, abroad - where fate wills!

A trip awaits you and a plane ticket!

A trip to Europe and good luck according to the horoscope awaits you!

There are many different impressions in wonderful travels!

A lot of adventures and a lot of thrills are waiting for you,

We all, at times, go somewhere, go, swim, fly like birds,

Where there is an unfamiliar shore ... The road abroad awaits you.

A sea of ​​good luck and a cottage by the sea are waiting for you

A trip to the sea awaits you soon!

I wish to quickly run aground, where the five-star hotel is located!

I wish you a lot of health, do not get sick! Get a tan in the south in the summer!

Get paid more! Ride the family in a red Porsche!

I want a vacation - ten months. Play tricks over the hill!

A yacht, a brand new Lexus, and your own private jet

And may Santa Claus bring you all these gifts!

I wish: if the dacha is big,

if a wheelbarrow - then cool, if money - then green.

If vacation - then in Miami, if beer - then with friends!

Wish a personal liner made of supersteel

Used to take you to Hawaii regularly!

I wish you huge bouquets, chic gifts,

vouchers to where it is beautiful and hot.

It is not a sin to indulge in secular entertainment off the Turkish coast!

In summer, on a nudist beach, your happiness will lie nearby!

Let everything pass by in life, except for health, money and intimacy!

Virtual love will excite the blood

Pleasant gifts, wonderful surprises and
fulfillment of various whims!

I wish you a sea of ​​happiness and an ocean of love,

but in this ocean, look, do not drown!

If you fall in love once a week -

look fifteen years younger!

I wish you not to be bored in vain, there will be new friends!

From now on, you will continue to be prettier and younger!

your hairstyle, appearance we will all be pleasantly surprised.

You will enter the cream of society.

Perhaps you can find a sponsor.

Your happy laugh will be secular society success!

Every day and every hour someone thinks of you!

If before the New Year they suddenly grab you (what a shock!).

Twist, tie, seal your mouth, stuff you in a bag -

Do not swear and do not get angry, do not shout and do not be pathetic -

Just someone Santa Claus ordered you as a gift!

Love is waiting for you, beautiful, divided and diverse!

Live, show off, believe and wait - your luck is ahead!

Everything will be fine in life

Especially on the personal front!

In my personal life, without a doubt,

There will be changes soon!

Love will brighten your days and make them bright.

Your whole life in winter and summer will be magically illuminated with light.

Rarely so lucky

Big love is waiting for you!

If you smile, all dreams will come true

I wish it was thick in my pocket, bananas and cabbage bloomed,

And smile with your whole mouth, your smile suits you so well!

Have fun looking ahead, there wealth awaits you!

Good budget addition

Waiting for you during the summer!

Let the rustle please the bills, life will be only haute couture.

Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!

I want to keep the style! You will have a car!

Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!

May you always have cash

What you spend them on is a personal matter.

Perhaps you will buy a house, a car, a cottage,

And then treat your friends for change!

I wish you a pack of shares, a new car and "money" to boot!

I wish you money, so that there is no shortage of them,

And also health, so that it was in order!

I want only what is especially important:

Bigger and bigger bills in the wallet

Better health, more luck

And don't forget real friends!

Live, let you not be sad

Cabbage crunches in the wallet,

From the wheelbarrow the key lies in the pocket,

The TV remote is waiting on the couch.

Money will be unmeasured! -

And not fake, but proven!

Roads without holes, without traffic jams, without traffic police,

So that dollars and rubles are carried

So that everything is okay with health

And to gather friends more often!

I wish you to live pleasantly and freely!

And so that your wallet is filled with money tightly!

I wish bourgeois money in a leather wallet,

Less in life to meet frostbitten.

To your health toast! You will have career growth!

Don't worry let care! A new job is waiting for you!

By next Saturday, expect success in your work!

Let success accompany! You learn best!

For the heart awaits you delight - a big increase in salary!

Fate will gild your pen, send you a solid paycheck!

Or throw a wallet... And that's all in the near future!

A good family atmosphere awaits you

And a dizzying personal career.

Surrounded to make you comfortable! And your income will rise!

I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!

And you have a lot of household chores, household chores waiting for you.

But in the family and in your personal life, everything will turn out fine for you!

Certainly in the coming year

Health will be just excellent!

To be loved and appreciated, so that you unearth a treasure in the forest,

To drink - and not get sick, to eat - and not get fat,

To make money a river, to have caviar for breakfast,

Original post by Svetik_ES

Thank you very much! Did a lot of work on the design! But unfortunately the text is not readable because of the background. I was able to read the rhymes by copying them into Word! Brilliant background "breaks the eyes". I advise you to change it. I repeat: Thank you - I'm using it this New Year!

Such a Christmas tree made of sweets and tinsel will even fit on the festive table!

Do you want the NEW YEAR of "SNAKE" to be successful for you?

Do you want happiness to always surround you in the COMING YEAR of "SNAKE"?

Then every family, on the eve of the new year, on the festive table should have a very tasty and unusually decorated New Year's salad "SNAKE"! And then the New Year spirit of the snake will be grateful to you)))

And throughout the year, will bring you happiness and success!

Preparing the Snake salad:

1. Grate boiled potatoes, eggs and processed cheese on a coarse grater.

2. Finely chop pink salmon, pass the garlic through a garlic press.

3. Add mayonnaise and mix well.

And now the creativity begins!

1. Shape the lettuce into a snake and garnish with thinly sliced ​​cucumber scales.

2. Create a unique pattern using olives and carrot pieces.

On New Year's Eve we write wishes

On leaves and put them in a beautiful bag,

Let everyone pull out a comic

Prediction for next year!

You will be lucky in everything!

Bucks, a jeep, and also a cottage!

But beware of illness

Do more sports!

I know for sure this year

You will be lucky with love!

To be lucky in the rest -

You do not climb on the breach!

And have a good year for you!

It will bring a lot of happiness!

Just take care of your nerves

And don't go to the left!

Here's a prediction for you:

You keep your nose up!

If they offend

Don't forget to give back!

Trust me! you this year

Brings a lot of new

But don't walk at night

Visit the bath more often!

It is very important for you to remember

Avoid overload!

So that all your finances

Don't give up on medication.

I see that happiness will come to you,

Success is waiting for you everywhere!

But don't drink without a decree

More than two bottles at once!

You, my friend, be more cheerful

Do not spare strength in work!

Sleep more, read newspapers,

Drink beer, and chew meatballs!

There's a big shock waiting for you:

Vodka, beer, songs, dance.

Waiting for fun, a lot of jokes

And ... not a nearby road.

In general, you will not be lost!

In happiness, you will live in peace.

There will be love and affection

Yes, not life, but just a fairy tale!

I'll tell you, beauty

It will, of course!

In a month or two

Meet a friend of the heart.

If you don't get lazy

You can achieve a lot!

Your health will be fine

A very cute gift is waiting for you!

Stay out of debt

Eat less pies!

You shine with your beauty,

In general, have fun boldly!

Do you dream about

To make more money.

Start it up soon

Thicker wallet!

You, friend, this year

Avoid any hassle!

And a friend will come to you to ask for forgiveness.

Get generous treats from the cellars!

Journey awaits you

And a plane ticket

Sea, palm trees and romance

If it's not a scam!

You will meet a new day well -

You will provide the family with rice!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

1. If you take the initiative, success will not be long in coming.
2. Important news will come very soon.
3. The answer to your question is related to some man, perhaps well known to you.
4. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
5. You hope not in vain!
6. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
7. You are on the right track! Do not stop!
8. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
9. The results of the case that you have in mind may disappoint, or they may surprise you greatly.
10. The problem is not where you think.
11. Forward and only forward: the cause you are thinking about is right!
12. Your goal is achievable!
13. Success will come if you don't listen to anyone's advice.
14. A time of doubt and hesitation has come for you. But don't worry - everything will work out!
15. Time must pass from the sowing of grain to the harvest.
16. Lead ordinary life but in an unusual way.
17. Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
18. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
19. Winning comes from what you have to give up.
20. Act according not to old authorities, but to what you think is right for you.
21. It's time to finish the old and start the new.
22. Do not expect too much and do not think about the end result.
23. Finish first what you started.
24. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
25. Don't get emotional.
26. Look after your health.
27. Enjoy your luck and share it with people around you.
28. Focus on the present.
29. Don't expect quick results.
30. Go with the flow of life without judgments and attempts to understand it.
31. Trust what happens to you.
32. Think and take your time with actions.
33. It's time to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
34. Do not try to stubbornly show your WILL.
35. Unexpected news awaits you.
36. Look in the mirror and you will see a charming face.
37. Tomorrow you will brush your teeth, and then thoughts.
38. Your wish will come true this week.
39. On Thursday, be careful - an interesting event awaits you.
40. Everything will be fine! Just believe!
41. A new acquaintance awaits you.
42. Expect a surprise. Very soon!
43. All your wishes will surely come true.
44. You will soon find the lost thing!
45. You will be very surprised at something!
46. ​​You will do a useful thing!
47. If you want to be successful, you must look like you have it.
48. The best is the enemy of the good. Don't overdo it!
49. The most stupid desire is to please everyone.
50. What we pray for is what we receive.
51. The winner differs from the vanquished only in that he rises one more time than he falls.
52. In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, but we often waste our energy on trifles.
53. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could be!
54. Do what you must, and come what may.
55. The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
56. When God closes a door, he opens a window for you.
57. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
58. Never be afraid to do what you can't. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
59. It's better to regret what you did, and not about what you didn't do.
60. Whoever stands still, he goes back.
61. What is not done is for the better.
62. No one is defeated until he admits he is defeated.
63. The struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
64. Do not rush into heroes until they call.
65. These people and these events of your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens to them next is up to you.
66. Never ask anyone for anything, especially from those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
67. Only fools get lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
68. Evil is not in what enters a person's mouth, but in what comes out of them.
69. Do what you can, using what is, where you are now.
70. If you don’t believe in yourself, then you won’t start anything. And if nothing starts, then nothing will happen.
71. Today, the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday has just come.
72. There are no hopeless situations: even if you were eaten, you have at least two options.