Characters:
fortune teller
Employees of the company (employees of the company)
On New Year's Eve, someone goes to the bath, and someone has a different tradition. And our heroes on the eve of the new year decided to go to a fortune teller to find out their fate for the new year. What came of it? A funny scene that will make your New Year's corporate party even more fun and brighter.
Worker 1:
Guys, have we already decided for sure that we will go to a fortuneteller?
Is there still time to turn back?
All workers in a row:
What is this? Where is the voice from? Shall we go to the bar? I would drink now! And now I would smoke!
Worker 2:
Yes, stop! Quiet! Once we have come, let's go and find out our fate!
They go into the fortuneteller's office. Everyone is in a panic, a little worried.
Worker 2:
Hello, we are like him, we are, in general, we are, so to speak ... well, you are a fortune teller, you probably already know everything?
fortune teller:
Yes, I already know everything about you. I know that you work (name of work), I know why you came to me. (Looks to the side, looking for someone and says) I know who behaved well, and who was not an obedient baby!
Worker 2:
Well, since you all know, can we get started?
fortune teller:
Let's get started, but first I'll tell you this: Arkhangelsk, Yaroslavl, Khabarovsk!
Workers in a row:
What is this, a spell? Are these her favorite cities? Has she damaged us? Oops, my stomach churned! Damn, I need to go home, my mother is waiting for me!
Worker 2:
We have the right answer! (He takes out his purse from his pocket and takes out money.)
Arkhangelsk! (puts five hundred rubles on the table)
Yaroslavl! (puts a thousand rubles on the table)
And Khabarovsk! (puts five thousand rubles on the table)
Guessed?
fortune teller:
I see you have a talent, a talent to guess other people's thoughts and desires! And so, let's start guessing!
Workers in a row:
This is good! It is high time! Guys, does anyone have a package, I feel bad! I better close my eyes! Can I just pay and leave?
fortune teller:
And so, is there a cancer person among you according to the horoscope?
One of the workers starts to slowly walk back and walks backwards like a cancer.
fortune teller (looking at him):
It's funny, but if I were you, I wouldn't laugh yet!
Cancer:
Yes, why?
fortune teller:
Someone in your office plays headscarf better than you!
Cancer:
I'll pay extra, tell me who it is! Name, name to me!
fortune teller:
This is a private conversation, I will answer it later. Are there Aquarius among you?
Aquarius:
What, I'm going to fill the cooler with water all year?
fortune teller:
It's not the worst. What's even scarier is that you're looking for cancer!
And now I would like to see a Capricorn.
Capricorn:
It's me!
fortune teller:
Yes, your horns are visible from afar!
Capricorn:
What horns?
fortune teller:
Well, they're still small, but if you don't hurry home now, they'll be very big by the evening!
Capricorn runs away.
Scales:
What about scales?
fortune teller:
About scales? There are about scales. Carry them always with you, and you will not be weighed down in the store! By the way, I have a couple of such scales, look?
Worker 2:
No, we won't. Come on, tell us something common for everyone.
fortune teller:
General? Well, here's what you have in common: Arkhangelsk, Yaroslavl, Khabarovsk!
Worker 2:
What now???
fortune teller:
No, you won't see them next year!
Do you want to have a fun, bright and relaxed winter corporate party at work 2017, timed to coincide with the onset of the Year of the Fire Rooster? Then start planning your program right now and don't forget to include funny and cool scenes for the New Year in which employees can play the main roles. To decide on the theme, use our interesting ideas and watch the video attached to the descriptions of the scenes. There you will see how adults hold festive events and you will be able to understand which scenes are best suited for your team.
If you have mostly young employees at work, you should choose jokes filled with frivolous humor and meaningful hints. In a group of older people who hold conservative views, it is better to play simple performances that do not contain double meanings and frivolous half-hints.
Thematic scenes with the participation of the symbol of the coming year of the Fire Rooster will look very relevant during the holiday. They will harmoniously fit into the event of any format and will bring a lot of pleasure to everyone present.
Sketches for a corporate party for the New Year - funny performances performed by employees
In the scenario of a New Year's corporate party held in the office, it is necessary to include funny, funny productions performed by employees. This will cheer up everyone present and make the atmosphere of the event more relaxed. As a plot for such an occasion, almost any topic is suitable, both rehearsed in advance and improvised already at the holiday. The main thing is only to choose for the role of actors people who are calm about public speaking and are not afraid of everyone's attention.
- "Brave Knight" is a fun and very funny joke scene for 10-12 participants. It is not required to memorize the words, they are read by the host of the holiday, and the employees only follow his instructions. In the center of the plot is a brave knight who travels through the white set in search of a beautiful lady. This hero is played by the most attractive employee of the office, the second young man plays the role of a knight's cloak, and the third acts as a faithful horse. Beauty (one of the young, long-haired employees) stands on the balcony of her castle and awaits a meeting with the hero of her novel. But a lot of unexpected events happen to the knight along the way and the meeting is postponed. The villain takes advantage of the delay and kidnaps the beauty from the castle. To return his beloved, the knight has to jump on his horse again, wrap himself in a cloak and rush to the rescue. The highlight of the number is the moment that the production is not rehearsed in advance, and the host chooses the leading actors according to his own taste. Office employees have to show remarkable talent, transforming into medieval heroes, and everyone gets a lot of positive and bright, positive emotions from the number.
- "Teremok in a new way"- an exceptionally funny and cool scene that can be played in a friendly and close-knit team. To participate, you will need to attract the most active, liberated employees who are ready to appear before colleagues in very unexpected roles. The more grotesque and provocative the characters look, the more interesting and colorful the production will turn out to be. But in order to play a children's fairy tale, literally, on the verge of a foul, you can go even further and invite men to play female roles, and ladies - in male ones.
- "Fly Tsokotukha"- the scene briefly retells the well-known children's tale in a new way. 12-14 employees take part in the production, and the rest become spectators or extras. Classical works and tracks from popular films are used as musical accompaniment. The lyrics of the songs are altered directly to the company in which the event is held.
Corporate scenes - how to spend the New Year 2017 Rooster at work
In order for a corporate party at work to be fun, easy and relaxed, it is necessary to think over the holiday program in advance and include funny skits in which employees will play the main roles. There are no restrictions on the subject matter. You can act out fragments of your favorite films, fairy tales and even cartoons or stage famous and beloved popular songs.
Since the coming year is patronized by the Fire Rooster, who loves brightness and unpredictability in everything, it is worth focusing on improvisational numbers with a humorous, cool plot. You can arrange a kind of cockfight, where male colleagues, decorating themselves with combs and feathers, will demonstrate various creative talents to those present. Or hold a funny beauty contest among the “laying hens” in which the female employees will dress up.
The scene where the Snow Maiden comes to the holiday alone and very sincerely complains to the public about the drunk Santa Claus, who completely forgot about his immediate duties, always looks appropriate and relevant at New Year's parties. About halfway through her speech, a swaying man in a red sheepskin coat and a large bag over his shoulders appears. He amusingly argues with the strict Snow Maiden and tries in every possible way to justify his behavior. Their disassembly causes stormy laughter in the hall and always breaks a sea of applause.
Scenes for the New Year 2017 - funny performances for high school students by roles
With high school students, you can prepare very funny role plays for the New Year's event. It can be a children's fairy tale, remade in a modern way, or a famous song illustrated with a costume performance.
- "East is a delicate matter". This option is perfect for future graduates. The room where it is held will need to be decorated in an oriental style. The girls will have to dress up in beautiful oriental costumes and even perform a belly dance. One of the boys will play the role of a powerful eastern sultan, the second will play the role of the grand vizier, and the rest of the guys will play the guards. The main host of the event will be the legendary Scheherazade, who will teach the ruler's courtiers how to properly celebrate the New Year. The culmination of an unusual performance will be a beautiful New Year's song, which all the students of the class will sing from the stage in chorus.
- "Old Tale". In this version, the scene beats the well-known work about Ivan Tsarevich, but the trick is that the plot is adapted in accordance with modern life, the main roles, including women, are played by boys, and each action on stage is accompanied by spectacular music tracks. The main character no longer sleeps on the stove, but does exercises and dances incendiary on stage. But he still has a faithful horse and a dream to someday meet a beautiful princess on his life path. And one day the dream comes true. In the open field, the hero comes across not just anyone, but Vasilisa the Beautiful herself. However, in order to get her as a wife, you will have to fight Koshchei.
- "I want to marry Santa Claus"- a very funny, funny and cheerful scene in which a girl shares her innermost dream with her friend - to marry Santa Claus. She hopes that then he will give all the gifts only to her alone and will not get tired of arranging a holiday for her every day. The friend promises to help the future bride, but first she offers to take a steam bath at Baba Yaga's, and at the same time ask for advice on how to captivate Santa Claus. The production requires two types of scenery and elegant costumes for the main characters.
Sketches for the New Year 2017 for corporate parties - funny performances with jokes
If it is planned to include funny scenes with jokes in the corporate party program dedicated to the New Year 2017, it must be taken into account that not all people have a good sense of humor and are able to perceive kindly sarcasm and spicy jokes correctly. You should not choose the shortcomings and unattractive features of one of the workers as a plot. This will offend a person and the holiday will be irreparably spoiled. It is better to dwell on more neutral topics that do not hurt the pride of the participants.
- "If I were a Sultan"- a very cool and humorous scene, which is often played out in offices. One of the men is appointed the great sultan, and several ladies dress up in oriental costumes and do their best to attract the attention of the almighty ruler. In order to avoid misunderstandings and awkwardness, it is worth inviting an unmarried man to the role of the Sultan. If all employees are married, it is recommended to give the role of concubines to older women. Thus, no one will be embarrassed and the holiday will be bright, fun and relaxed.
- "Flash mob"- a simple but incredibly funny scene that does not require large-scale scenery and specific costumes. You can play it in a small, close-knit team, and in a large enterprise where a large number of people work. To bring the idea to life, you will definitely need a leader who will manage what is happening and tell the participants what movements need to be done.
- "Three sisters"- one of the most fun and original New Year's productions. The funniest moment is that the roles of sisters are played not by girls, but by men. For them, costumes are chosen in a grotesque style, and their heads are tied with handkerchiefs in a rustic style. "Ladies" take the stage, sing and dance to popular Russian hits and share their dreams of meeting the handsome prince.
Scenes for a New Year's corporate party at work - video
What skits for the New Year to include in the corporate holiday program 2017 are usually decided at a general collective meeting. Preference is given to uplifting funny and cool productions of a wide variety of subjects, where the main roles are played by employees.
- "Professionals"— an interesting and unusual scene for an adult corporate party, dedicated to the professional activities of the company. Only three people participate in the production, but despite this, it turns out to be very funny and causes great delight among the audience. All the actions of the heroes are accompanied by mobile, popular songs, the words of which, together with the main characters, are sung in chorus by all the spectators sitting in the hall.
- "Three little pigs in a new way"- a scene-improvisation for adults, allowing for adjustments and some changes in the overall plot. The main characters are the King, the Princess, the Three Little Pigs, the Gray Wolf and the Host reading a fairy tale. For the main female role, a liberated, mobile and beautiful girl is required, who is not afraid to perform on stage and be in the spotlight.
- "The Adventures of Ivan Tsarevich" is a cheerful and optimistic performance that can be easily performed both in a small room directly at work and in a restaurant where a large-scale corporate banquet is held on the occasion of the coming of the Year of the Rooster. The main text of the modern fairy tale is read by the Host, and peppy popular songs are used for musical accompaniment.
(New Year corporate party)
Moderator: Hello dear guests! Happy New Year! On this wonderful winter evening, when the magical atmosphere of the most long-awaited holiday is already felt everywhere and in everything, I greet the wonderful team of ... (name of organization). It is a great honor and great joy for me to spend this evening with you, in such a friendly and friendly team!
Friends, let's not delay for a long time and raise the first toast to the joyful expectations with which we meet the coming of the New Year, as well as how pleasant it is to share this New Year's mood with our old, but so familiar and beloved team!
Plays an excerpt from the song "If there was no winter" (performed by V. Tolkunova).
Host: We have a long evening ahead of us, a lot of fun, funny and unexpected, and in order to prepare for all this, have a good meal! For example, in tsarist times, the most amazing New Year's dish was a stuffed pig. What is so amazing about it, you ask? And it was prepared like this: overseas olives were stuffed with anchovies, a partridge was stuffed with these olives, a pheasant was stuffed with a partridge, and the pheasant served as a stuffing for a piglet! This is how the multi-layered roast turned out. But even without it, there are a lot of equally tasty and original things on the tables here! ..
Plays an excerpt from the song "New Year" (Spanish gr. "Brilliant")
Host: So, the first toast has been made, the first hunger has been satisfied, and while everyone is still able to listen to serious things, I invite your leader here to tell him what the outgoing year was like for the company.
The director comes out, briefly talks about the successes of the company, and the host proposes to raise a toast to this. The director sits down.
Plays an excerpt from the song "Agent 007" (Spanish gr. "Brilliant")
Host: You know, dear friends, your director quietly whispered one thing to me. He said that your company develops mainly thanks to the people who work in it! Because everyone is in their place and does their job, and professionally. Your director asked me to say something good about each employee, but I decided that words can’t tell everything ... It’s better to sing!
Song-joke "Collective"
(to the motive of the song "Five minutes" from the film "Carnival Night")
Need a karaoke record.
I'll sing you a song about the team,
This song is filled with love and positivity!
About ordinary employees,
Very cute, too.
This song is about the band...
Here sits the secretary,
Immensely good-looking
But don't dream about her.
Reputation is good!
All in day-to-day business,
Everything is trying hard,
After all, the company is the face
It really depends on her!
(repeat lines 1, 3 and 4)
Here is an accountant sitting next to her,
The accountant's job is not worth it:
Everything counts and counts
Debit credit is inciting,
After all, the banquet will cost a pretty penny!
New Year is coming
Let the wine flow like a river!
Here sits a boy
The office manager is called.
He is still young
But his talent is noticed
Career growth for him
Definitely guaranteed!
(repeat lines 1, 3 and 4)
Here is the driver. He doesn't drink, of course.
Even if he sees off the old year:
Let the people have fun
And he gets behind the wheel,
Deliver to the address of the people!
Here sits our courier,
Just a master in his field
Here sits the engineer,
For him (her) work is happiness!
Here the guard sits
He doesn't know sentiment
The firm will protect the breast
From enemies and competitors!
(repeat lines 1, 3 and 4)
The team is so fun and big,
Here they respect each other with all their hearts,
They work here as a team
Revealed in talent
And they rush home happy!
New Year is coming
The best and finest.
Have fun team
Sing, dance, fall in love, celebrate!
But while we sang a song,
Our glasses are empty...
It's time for us to fill them up!
A toast is raised to all employees.
Plays an excerpt from the song "Yolki" (Spanish: V. Serduchka).
Host (after the toast): Wait a minute, friends ... And where is our esteemed leader? Where did you disappear to? And no secretary! Something tells me it's not for nothing...
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka enter (the presenter needs to agree in advance with the director and secretary whether they will agree to play these roles. Or another option is possible when someone from the team becomes Santa Claus and Snegurochka).
Santa Claus pretends to be very drunk, the Snow Maiden leads him by the arm.
Santa Claus: Dear friends! Congratulations to everyone ... on this ... how is it ... on the new ... well, in short, on the new director! Here.
Snow Maiden: Grandfather, shut up, you'd better, I'll tell you everything myself! In short, yes. My grandfather is now your director, and I am his secretary and closest assistant! Your leadership has resigned and now everyone is obliged to obey us!
Santa Claus: Yeah! Required!
Host: But where is ... (name and patronymic of the director)! And where ... (name of secretary)!
Santa Claus: And they ... this ... have already flown to the Canary Islands! Rest!
Moderator: Well, in that case, come on in and get acquainted with the team. We literally just toasted him. Personnel, as you know, decide everything ... Start to delve into the intricacies of the work!
Santa Claus: And I'm not going to delve into! And I'm not going to meet you! I'll get my team! (rummages in his bag, takes out a kokoshnik).
For example, I will take Vasilisa the Wise as an accountant! (Santa Claus approaches the accountant and puts a kokoshnik on her). Transport will be managed by Emelya with his stove! (takes out a hat from the bag and puts it on for the head of the transport department). I'll make the Tin Soldier my guard! (puts on a tricorne hat). Cinderella will become the cleaning lady (she puts on an apron for the cleaner), and the fairy will be the storekeeper! (gives the storekeeper a "magic" daddy). In general, everything will be in a new way, that is, in my opinion!
Host: You know, it seems to me that arbitrariness in such a serious matter as the management of a company is completely unacceptable! I propose a vote. Who from the team is for the new bosses? And who is against?
The team, of course, is in favor.
Host: Well, the team trusts you. Therefore, since the New Year is on the nose, you will be the new director! But only here there is one "but" ...
Father Frost and Snow Maiden: What else is "but"?
Host: Where is it seen that the bosses appear in front of the employees in a drunken state?
Santa Claus: Today you can, today is such a day! But if necessary, I'll sober up in an instant! I brought you gifts...
In Santa Claus's bag there are small souvenirs for employees - you can order with the company logo, for example, pens, folders, mugs or Christmas balls.
An excerpt from the song "Santa Claus" sounds (Spanish gr. "Disco Crash")
Host: Let it be cold outside, snow outside,
But bursting laughter rings in this hall,
Here, from a warm company, everyone is hot,
Here is a gray-haired, mischievous and funny old man,
It is not in vain that he comes to us again and again,
To call happy midnight together,
To spend the outgoing year with good,
Year did not do something? Forgive me for this
Because there are so few minutes left
And other hopes will enter our doors,
A new holiday will begin and a new countdown ...
We meet you, dear New Year!
And now, dear viewers, would you like to dance a little?
Dance break.
Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden can change clothes.
During the dance, the leader offers the following game: two people receive a ball of thick thread. Their task is to unwind the thread and bind as many people as possible to themselves. When the music ends, the winner is determined, i.e. the one who managed to tie more.
Host (invites everyone to the tables again): And now I give the floor to you, dear employees. Who wants to congratulate everyone present and wish something very special in the New Year?
Those who wish from the team speak.
Leading: For these wishes, we will raise a toast!
And we continue our magical evening ... We have a guest again, but what a guest! A real VIP! Meet!..
Plays a solemn march.
New Year's greetings from the Master of the Year
One of the guests is asked to become the “Master of the Year” and dressed up accordingly: if they celebrate the year of the Mouse, then foam rubber ears and a rope tail will be needed, if the Sheep, then horns and a tail, etc. The host asks to greet the Master of the next year and show him every respect, because well-being in the new year will depend on this.
The Host and the “Host of the Year” ask if there are any Mouse, Ox, Dragon, etc. born in the year among the guests. and take turns reading wishes for them.
Master of the Year: Now we will find out about each of you, what kind of animal you are! And for each "beast" we have our own, special wish!
Mouse
Dance while the cat sleeps!
Remember that free tola® cheese is in the mousetrap!
Don't pout like a mouse on grits!
And do not exchange for mouse fuss!
Bull
Make a lot of friends!
Raise imMUUnitet!
Finding advantages in everything!
Financially stimulated!
And rejoice at all MUU good MUU!
tiger
For successful hunting!
So that life is striped, but without black stripes!
And the female tigers were given tiger lilies!
Kotu
Lick with pleasure!
Walk on your own!
Don't frown!
Do not fall into KOTOvasii!
And to be a solid carnival!
dragon
High flight!
Wingspan!
Fiery passion!
And so that you are not "dragonized"!
snake
Keep cool!
Avoid failure!
Do not warm the snake on your chest!
And not to be surrounded by solid bastards!
Horses
Plow only for yourself!
More often "neigh"!
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!
And do not forget: who is lucky, they go on that!
sheep
To live curly!
So that the rams do not come across on the way!
And so that the sheepskin is always worth the candle!
Monkey
Do not take on monkey work!
Grimacing at the grimaces of fate in response!
And remember that all people are descended from monkeys!
Rooster
So that luck does not fly away!
To always "peck"!
And so that there are always funds for a golden comb!
dog
Puppy delight!
Dog devotion!
Let them walk on their hind legs in front of you!
And may your life not be a dog!
Mumps
Do not "grunt" at the holiday!
May there always be a full feeder!
Let them throw beads in front of you!
And may they never plant a pig!
An excerpt from the song "Ap! And the tigers sat at my feet ... ”(Spanish M. Boyarsky)
Host: Thank you dear Host of the Year! And everyone else is advised to give the Master increased attention during tonight and in no case make him angry, otherwise he will do everything to harm you this year! And first of all, it will not let you celebrate the holiday the way you plan! For example…
This is how we do it:
New Year's is long overdue
Regardless of fashion
Became the event of the year for everyone:
We buy products
Not counting, not skimping
We select outfits
circling in front of the mirror,
We are envelopes and postcards
Written for relatives
To a word and a smile
Happy New Year to them.
Finally, he's coming!
Christmas tree, dancing, laughter of guests ...
Time flies fast:
Midnight has a limit.
Morning will meet with haze cold,
Everybody's headache
Where are you, New Year's holiday?
Where is the cheerful friendly laughter?
The fires on the trees do not burn,
Lettuce is sour on the table
Paul in plate fragments -
Goodbye service
The chandelier is broken
Cigarette smoke floats
The door is treacherously open...
And it's all New Year's Eve?!
So let's celebrate
So that after not to suffer,
Do not regret it in vain,
And do not remember with sadness!
Let's raise a toast to this - so that each of you celebrate New Year's midnight exactly the way you want, in the circle of the dearest people with whom you want to be close throughout the coming year!
And now, dear viewers, would you like to play a little?
New Year's game "Numbers"
Host: And now we will hold a sobriety contest! Let's see if you have forgotten how to count yet? ..
The host explains the rules: he will show pictures with numbers, and the players must name everything related to this number - the names of films, books, proverbs, phrases from songs, etc. and so on. For example: 3 - the line "Three girls under the window ...", the picture "Three heroes", the film "Three poplars on Plyushchikha", etc. 17 - the film "Seventeen Moments of Spring", the ditty "Where are my seventeen years ...", etc. 33 - the song "Thirty-three cows", the saying "Thirty-three misfortunes", etc.
An excerpt from the song "Winter-cold" (Spanish A. Gubin) sounds.
New Year's "Delicious Contest"
Leading: According to one belief, after the chiming clock, you must certainly eat twelve grapes - so that every month of the year is successful and fruitful. Today we still won’t hear the chimes, but it’s quite possible to eat twelve grapes each. However, those who get their grapes in the process of a difficult but fun competition, it will bring much more happiness, good luck and everything else pleasant! I invite six people to participate. Who will be the lucky ones? The competition is as follows: the participants tie their hands behind their backs and take out plates of corn flakes, in which twelve grapes are hidden. You need to get and eat grapes without the help of hands. The fastest one wins and gets the prize.
The game goes to the song "Yum-yum" (Spanish: A. Pugacheva).
Host (after dancing): While you were dancing, more guests came to us! Meet the Bremen Town Musicians!
Four guests put on the masks of the Dog, Cat, Rooster and Donkey and sing a song (to be printed).
New Year's Song of the "Bremen Town Musicians"
(to the motive “There is nothing better in the world ...“)
There is nothing better in the world
How to come to this company for a holiday,
Here smiles, dances and fun,
And the girls are just a feast for the eyes,
And the girls are just amazing!
Holidays will pass, weekdays will come,
But it is not difficult to diversify them:
You smile wider at each other,
And you will not be happier in the world,
And you will not be happier in the world!
If you hire us
Let's learn to sing songs at work!
With us, life will become even more beautiful.
Every day will be like a holiday for you,
Every day will be like a holiday!
Host: Sit down at the table, dear guests!
I feel that it is never boring in your firm. Let's raise a toast so that every day in the coming year looks like a holiday, so that you continue to be just as cheerful and groovy!
(after the toast):
And since everyone knows that happiness in the new year depends on how you celebrate it, let's redouble our efforts and have even more fun. Let's play!
New Year's game "Hat Analysis"
This competition is for accuracy. You will need all kinds of hats (hats, panamas, caps, etc.). Each player is given a few pieces. The host puts 2-3 bottles of champagne on the floor as “targets” (so that they do not fall, you can strengthen them with adhesive tape). Those who play on them will throw it all from a distance. The most accurate receive champagne as a prize.
The game goes to the song "Cool you got" ("Star Factory").
Dance break.
Host (invites everyone to the tables again): Aren't you tired of having fun, dear guests? I propose to make an intellectual pause!
New Year Express Poll
On pieces of paper, write in advance the names of objects that at first glance have nothing to do with the New Year holiday. Each guest pulls out a piece of paper, reads out a word and must come up with an explanation as soon as possible on how to connect this word with the New Year.
For example, the word "tractor". Explanation - a tractor cleans the fallen snow for the holiday!
An excerpt from the song "White Snow" (Spanish gr. "Dynamite") sounds,
Then the host announces a contest of New Year's jokes.
After that, the mobile game is played again.
New Year's relay race "In one team"
Two teams play, each with an even number of people. Everyone splits into pairs. Each pair is given two rubber bands (for example, for hair), into which, standing shoulder to shoulder, the couple must pass the adjacent ankles and hands together and be “in the same harness”. The relay race begins to the music - couples from both teams overcome the distance to the finish line, where a bottle of alcohol and glasses await them; you need to drink, go back and pass the gum to the next pair. The faster team wins.
The game goes to the song "Three White Horses" (Spanish: L. Dolina).
After the outdoor game, another toast, then the next entertainment -
New Year's game "Shepelyavki"
The essence of the game is that two teams in turn must name any words starting with the letter Sh. Which of the teams first has difficulty, she lost.
An excerpt from the song "Winter" (Spanish Alsou) sounds.
Finally, if the guests are still able, another game is offered.
New Year's game "I am a bartender"
Everyone is welcome to participate - some in the role of a bartender, some in the role of a taster. From alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks and fruits on the table, you need to prepare the most fantastic cocktails, the host gives out glasses and straws to the “bartenders”. "Experts" evaluate and select three prize cocktails.
The game goes to the song "Champagne Splashes" (Spanish V. Tokarev).
Host: I think our members have successfully debuted in a new role! Never be afraid to try something new - because you may have completely unexpected talents dormant inside you!
Let's raise a toast to everything new, to new hopes and plans that we always associate with the advent of the New Year! Never stop hoping and dreaming and, of course, acting!
My friends! May sadness never look into your homes, may your loved ones always be healthy, may things and ideas go well, may not be sad for a minute!
I wish new heights and victories, development and prosperity to all of you and your organization, new joys in the life of each of you! Happy new year to you!
Fireworks, continuation of the evening at the request of the guests.
With fir lashes
With a smile all over your mouth,
With enthusiastic faces
The New Year is coming!
With champagne and gifts
With a pleasant fuss,
with decorated arches
On the main bridge
With postcards, with greetings,
On a frosty winter day
With colorful lights
With silver rain
With firecrackers, with crackers,
With a walk until the morning
With friends and girlfriends
And with shouts: "Hurrah!"
With quirks and masks
With balloons, with confetti,
With a magical miracle fairy tale,
With hope ahead.
clip with New Year's cards.
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NEW YEAR'S GREETINGS.
I propose to divide into groups of 4 people, each group should shout, whistle, meow, stomp, etc. in two minutes. slogan for tonight.
Leading: And now let's pay tribute to the outgoing year. What it was like for each of us, now we will sum up the results of ________ year.
Let him raise his hand
Who suffered a career takeoff (raised)
Let him send an air kiss
Who was lucky in love all year (kiss)
Thumbs up
Who celebrated success more than once! (finger ok)
And down flip your fingers
Who spent capital (Down)
Let them clap their hands
Who bought a good new house. (clapping)
And raise your glasses up
Those who have worked hard
Worked tirelessly,
Who brought the salary to the house
Who has fun at the banquet
In spite of all the crises in the world
Who looks forward joyfully
Happy Happy New Year!
Arrows will converge soon at 12
The strike of the clock will thunder the new year
We must muster the strength
To meet him at the gate.
So that he comes to us with new happiness,
The old year must be spent on the road,
All good friend, you remember
And forget the bad.
So let's raise our glasses
Let's drink to the past now
So that in the new year only joy,
Loud music greeted us!
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GAME "It's me, it's me, it's all my friends."
1. Who sometimes walks with vodka with a cheerful gait?
2. Which of you, say out loud, catches flies at work?
3. Who is not afraid of frost, drives a car like a bird?
4. Which of you will grow up a little and go to the bosses?
5. Which of you does not walk gloomy, loves sports and physical education?
6. Which of you, so wonderful, always drinks vodka barefoot?
7. Who completes the work assignment just in time?
8. How many of you drink in the office, like at today's banquet?
9. Which of your friends walks dirty to the ears?
10. Which one of you walks upside down on the pavement?
11. Which of you, I want to know, likes to sleep at work?
12. How many of you come to the office an hour late?
"Wishes".
I offer each of you to write on a piece of paper given to him with a felt-tip pen what he would like to purchase in the new year. For example, a car, a key to a new apartment, a baby, a banknote, a new dress. All papers are folded into a hat (deep bowl). Guests are invited to pull out one piece of paper and read it out. What was there will definitely appear before the end of the year.
And we're going to the 70s. New Year's "Spark" becomes the most prestigious program for Soviet artists. They made their way into it by hook or by crook, but no one could be 100 percent sure that he would eventually appear on the air. Anyone could be cut out at the very last moment. But the main guests were the gypsies, Magomaev and Pugacheva
Ben Benzianov
In the 1970s, foil “rain” became popular, as well as fluffy and prickly tinsel. In 1971, the premiere of the film "Carnival" was released. In 1975, the film "The Irony of Fate or Enjoy Your Bath" was released, which to this year is the main New Year's film. And the round dance is no longer led by Elvis Presley, but the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”, which I offer you.
SONG: "Let's skip a hundred grams."
(a Christmas tree was born on the motive in the forest)
A Christmas tree was born in the forest, but there was a strong frost,
I followed her in December and, poor thing, got cold.
While he was thinking of chopping, he was rubbing his hands,
The idea was glorious:
"Let's skip a hundred grams."
A Christmas tree froze in the forest - take it to the house that hour!
Let it stand elegant and make us all happy!
It stands frozen in the corner And pulls branches towards us.
So that we all warm up here in an instant,
"Let's skip a hundred grams."
Look: our Christmas tree is getting warmer,
But something is a little glowing Toys among the branches.
How few gold cones... Yes, it's just a shame!
To double their number
"Let's skip a hundred grams."
They added a little more, and it became more fun,
And the truth is, bumps arrived Decently on it!
So that our holiday goes well And it becomes glorious for us,
Let's get some vodka
"Let's skip a hundred grams."
And it became a pity for the Christmas tree, Why did he cut it?
And how tired he was while dragging home!
And the holiday should be fun Now we celebrate ...
What are we talking about the Christmas tree?
"Let's skip a hundred grams."
Everyone is having fun at the Christmas tree, laughing here and there ...
Happy New Year everyone, gentlemen!
"Let's skip a hundred grams"!
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1. Fanta. And now, dear friends, girlfriends, colleagues, let's warm up a little. I propose to play one popular game of the 70s, "FANTAS", without leaving the table.
You have been fulfilling all kinds of orders from your immediate superiors for a whole year, and now, if you please, fulfill my, comic orders. Finally, I waited for the opportunity and give an order to the head of the company himself, and we will start our game with him.
2. The game "Collect potatoes."
In Soviet times, people liked to send intellectual workers to collective farms for potatoes. Competition: who will “dig up” more potatoes.
Scatter a lot of potatoes around the hall, select several participants, give them spoons, and let them, each in their own bag, carry one potato in a spoon. And then weigh each bag. Scales of the Soviet era would get - class! Instead of bags, it's great to use string bags - nets.
3. Construction
Two or three ladies build a pyramid of cubes - whoever is higher, each with their own. Dice players must "buy" from the leader - one piece of clothing for each dice.
4. DANCE UNDER THE LUCKY STAR
Musical break (70s)
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AND WE HAVE A PIR TODAY.
At my signal: The men are offered to repeat the phrase in chorus at my signal: “Crow, ding la la” Clinking glasses with the ladies.
The ladies say in chorus: “wonderful, boom-boom” and send air kisses to the gentlemen sitting next to them.
And we have a feast today.
I'll tear my pants to holes,
spruces, poplars.
Cuckoo, ring-la-la.
And we have a feast today.
And where is the feast, because there is peace.
And a pleasant noise.
"wonderful, boom-boom"
And today we have a feast,
we toast together.
And we can't all be bored
"Kukareku, ring la-la"
And today we have a feast,
we drink, of course, not kefir.
But we have a sharp mind!
"wonderful, boom-boom"
And we have a feast today.
Who made the costume for the feast?
Who got drunk on the sly?
"Kukareku, ring la-la"
And we have a feast today.
We play, we don't sleep.
The toast was said by the big silent man.
"wonderful, boom-boom"
And we have a feast today.
I see someone didn't finish it.
It's a pity we can't have a hangover
"Kukareku, ring la-la"
And today we have a feast,
to drown worries.
The spree continues.
"wonderful, boom-boom"
What do you remember about the 80s? Dumpling jeans, Rubik's cube, chewing gum. On the festive table there were always: Olivier salad and herring under a fur coat, lazy cabbage rolls and Riga sprats, Bird's milk sweets and Napoleon cake. From booze - vodka and port wine. By the early 1980s, color television, which had previously been a rather pleasant exception against a black and white background, had become commonplace. Image quality has improved many times, but it has not yet reached the real special effects. Toto Kutunye, Asisyai and Rock bands are rocking at the Blue Light!!!
In the eighties, everyone was into the lottery.
LOTTERY.
1. Chocolate “Journey”
Lots of events await you.
And interesting trips -
On courses, on vacation, abroad -
Where will fate decide!
2. Lighter
You have to, friends, and henceforth
Burn with creative work.
But you won't burn your wings,
Take care of your health!
3. Cream
You will enter the cream of society
Perhaps you can find a sponsor.
4. Shampoo
Your hairstyle, appearance
We will all be pleasantly surprised.
Since then you will continue
Everything is getting better and younger!
5. Sponge
And you household chores,
Lots of homework to do.
But in the family and in personal life
You will do great!
6. Red pepper
Many adventures await you
And a lot of thrills
But everything will end well
It's no coincidence that red pepper!
7. Markers
Love will brighten your days
And they become bright.
All your life in winter and summer
Magically lit up with light.
8. Chocolate "Alenka"
What does chocolate "Alenka" mean?
The Year of the Child awaits you!
To whom what tests
- Birth or upbringing!
9. DOLLAR
Fate will gild your pen,
Send a big paycheck
Or throw a wallet
And all this in the near future!
10. Vitamins
Your health will become stronger
The second youth will come.
You are destined to a hundred years
Survive without any storms and troubles!
11. Tea “Baloven”
You are the minions of fate, which means
You are waiting for success and good luck.
Celebrating your good luck
Stock up on more tea!
12. Condensed milk
You are used to living in the thick of things,
Work is your main destiny.
We do not promise you peace
We treat you with condensed milk!
13. Cookies
You have friends, familiar sea,
And everyone will be visiting soon.
Prepare tea and refreshments.
Here are some cookies to get you started!
14. Can of Beer
Who gets a can of beer
Live happily all year!
15. Toothpaste
Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun!
16. Handle
To write down where the pay went,
You will really need this pen!
17. Yogurt “Delight”
For the heart awaits you delight -
Huge salary increase!
18. Coffee
You will be cheerful and energetic
And so the whole year will be great!
19.
To be ready for victories (Ouch),
To bring success
You put on a laurel wreath -
You will instantly become more important than everyone!
(Paper laurel wreath)
20. Condom
We give you rubber
She is demissive.
Dress up your car
She's not a prisoner!
21. Clothespin
You took the gift tenaciously.
Only here you do not yawn.
We hand you a clothespin
At least grab someone!
22. Package
And there is no better gift
than a cellophane bag.
Get the prize sooner
And take what you want!
23. Shoe spoon
You seem to be sober now
But if you overdrink
With her in the shoe in difficult times
You'll hit right!
23. Three sweets
You work all day long.
Enjoy, my friend, a little!
But it's not red caviar
You got three candies!
24. Glass
Everything is better for you. You will be convinced!
A glass for you. Get drunk!!!
25.Toilet paper
We give this gift to you boldly.
Consume it, you, in the right thing!!!
On May 16, 1985, the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR issued a Decree “On strengthening the fight against drunkenness and alcoholism,” so parents began to read fairy tales to their children more and more often.
FAIRY TALE.
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter. fall to the ground. I look, the SNOW MAIDEN walks, catches and examines the SNOWFLAKES. And behind her, KOSHCHEY sneaks on her heels. The Snow Maiden is tired, looks - PENEK is standing, all strewn with snowflakes.
The SNOW MAIDEN shook them off the stump and sat down. And then Koschei grew bolder. He came closer. “Come on, he says, - SNOW MAIDEN, be friends with you!” The SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her palm on the HEMP, and top on the snow with her leg. "Do not happen to this, insidious KOSHCHEY!". And she went on. KOSHCHEY, how offended, sat down on PENEK, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on PENEK. And SNOWFLAKES fall on him and fall. The SNOW MAIDEN came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK stands young. The SNOW MAIDEN came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil KOSHCHEY scared me, they covered the path of the SNOWFLAKES, I don’t know where to go now.
Then BABA YAGA rushed in, looking, an oak tree, and under it a SNOW MAIDEN. She tore it from the oak tree, put it on a broom behind her and flew away. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES follow them in a whirlwind. They flew to Babkina's hut, and she stands - in front of the forest, and behind Baba Yaga. BABA YAGA and says: “Well, hut, turn to me in front, and back to the forest. And the hut answered something like that…. Ah, thanks for the tip. So she said. But then she turned around, as ordered. BABA YAGA put a SNOW MAIDEN in it and closed it with seven locks. (stolen snow maiden)
Redemption of the Snow Maiden.
Team games (4-5 people)
CLOWN.
To conduct this game, you need to split into 2-3 teams and prepare 2-3 boxes of matches. More precisely, not the whole box is needed, but only its upper part. The inner, retractable part, along with the matches, can be set aside.
In order to start the game, all teams line up in a column, the first person puts the box on his nose. The essence of the game is to pass this box from nose to nose as quickly as possible to all members of your team, while hands should be behind your back. If someone's boxes fell, the team starts the procedure again.
Accordingly, the winning team is the one that completes the transmission of the box faster. There will be no lack of laughter in this game!
TOUCAN.
Toucan is a fish that fishermen often dry by stringing on long ropes. Now we, like a toucan, will “string” on a long, about 15 m long rope, at one end of which a pine cone is tied. All members of the team must pass this bump through all the clothes from top to bottom, passing the bump to each other in turn. Naturally, the winning team is the one whose last member is the first of all the teams to pull out a pine cone from the trouser leg with fifteen meters of rope tied to it.
ROPE.
To play this game, take a rope and tie its ends so that a ring is formed. ( The length of the rope depends on the number of children participating in the game.)
The guys stand in a circle and take the rope with both hands, which is inside the circle. Assignment: “Now everyone needs to close their eyes and, without opening their eyes, without letting go of the rope, build a triangle.” First, there is a pause and complete inactivity of the guys, then one of the participants offers some kind of solution: for example, to pay off and then build a triangle by serial numbers, and then directs the actions.
ARTISTIC.
Stage the fairy tale “Ryaba the Hen” if she:
1) comedy
2) melodrama
3) horror movie
COMPETITION "COLLECT THE SNOWMAN".
Prepare the blanks in advance, namely, cut out white circles of different sizes, as well as red carrot noses, cut out black eyes and buckets. From all this, the child will have to glue a snowman on a large sheet of paper. It is not difficult to guess that a preschooler will cope with this task faster than a child at the age of 2 years. Accordingly, everyone should be a winner and receive prizes.
GAME "KHRISTOFOROVNA, NIKANOROVNA".
You need space to run, even if it's small. We divide everyone into 2 teams, put 2 chairs, hang scarves on the chairs.
On command, the first players run, run to the chair, sit down, put on a scarf, say “I am Khristoforovna” (or “I am Nikanorovna”), take off the headscarf, run to their team, the second player runs.
The team that is faster wins.
The winner gets some small prizes.
The losing team sings ditties.
Here are the ditties.
What kind of Christmas tree do we have
Just a feast for the eyes
So what, what's outside the window
spring thaw
I started to celebrate the New Year
As always in advance
Dropped dead at ten
Failed to complete the task
I dressed up as a Snow Maiden
And the people are scared
Looked at what's what
I forgot to wear a dress
Dressed up as Santa Claus
And glued on the beard
And I walk like a fool
Second day in the city
I will dress up as a Snow Maiden
And glue the braid
I really want to get married
For Santa Claus
Once we are in a restaurant
Celebrated New Year
Have fun and laugh
And now vice versa
We've been waiting all year
What will Santa Claus come to us
He came with a bag of gifts
And he took two with him
Look soon
I'm rolling down the hill fast
And I scream because
Very painful booty I bet
I decided to meet the New Year
Very exotic
I called the Snow Maiden to the house
very pretty
Dance break (80s)
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90s. The clothes shine and shimmer, large bouffants on the head with a huge amount of varnish, large shoulder pads, “Black Magic” and “Poison” perfumes. The table is bursting with food: red and black caviar, piglets, sterlet and sturgeon. The main thing at that time: Better overkill than undershoot. In general, there is a lot of incompatible things. See for yourself.
Dedicated to those who grew up in the 90s.
GEVASTIC.
For the competition, you will need a huge amount of chewing gum. The host gives each participant three chewing gums. At the signal of the leader, the participants begin to inflate a bubble from these rubber bands. The player who blows the biggest bubble wins. The competition can be complicated by the fact that, having inflated the bubble, the participants must make sure that the bubble does not deflate and burst. After a minute from the beginning of the competition, the presenter checks whose bubble is bigger.
Since the 90s, they began to sell Christmas decorations with the image of animals - symbols of the coming year. In the New Year's shows, sponsors, Zadornov and the Cavaliers of the Primadonna light up. In 1990, the last "Blue Light" was aired in its classic form. After that, on the main TV channel of the country, he was replaced by a show called “New Year in Ostankino”. On New Year's Eve in different years, ORT demonstrated the continuation of "Old Songs about the Main" based on songs from the 60s, 70s and 80s.
TELEGRAMS.
In 1992, the first presidential elections were held, so I suggest you participate in the elections of Santa Claus
As candidates we invite 5 men, ladies to the jury
Snow show or Santa Claus choice
1. Snowflakes
All participants in the show are given scissors and napkins, from which they must cut a snowflake. Those who make the best snowflakes receive prizes and move on to the next stage of the competition.
2. Snowball fight
The game is continued by the winners of the first stage. Each participant is given five sheets of A4 format. Opposite each participant, about 2 meters from him, put a hat on the floor. At the command of the facilitator, participants should take sheets of paper with their left hand, crumple them into “snowballs” and throw them into a hat. The right hand does not help. Those who turn out to be the fastest and most accurate receive prizes and move on to the next stage.
3. Ice breath
For this contest, you will need snowflakes that were cut out in the first stage. Participants place snowflakes on the floor in front of them. Their task is to, at the command of the leader, blow off the snowflake to the specified place.
The winner is the participant whose snowflake hit the destination last. This is due to the fact that this participant turned out to have the most “icy breath”.
4. Creating the best Snow Maiden.
Each of Santa Clauses must dress up the Snow Maiden chosen by him in such a way as, in his opinion, the modern Snow Maiden should look like. You can use everything that the Snow Maiden is already wearing, plus any additional items, things, Christmas tree decorations, cosmetics, jewelry, etc. The Santa Claus who creates the most vivid and unusual image of the Snow Maiden wins.
The honorary title of DAD FROST is awarded
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Father Frost
Hello uncles, hello aunts,
Happy New Year to you, friends!
I see you drink vodka
Why without me?
I was in a hurry, I was in a hurry
Paved the way in the darkness
I got rich with gifts
So pour me a glass (Drinks)
Here, it's a completely different matter.
Immediately warmed in the heart,
I'll get to work now
You are ready? Uncles, aunts?
To receive gifts
You have to earn them.
The first prize will go to
Who will tell me a poem.
Kindergarten Santa Claus
Girl.
Hello, Santa Claus, Cotton beard.
Where is my new Mercedes? And in the Canary Islands a hut?
Boy:
Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Where is my computer?
He brought me chocolate!
Girl:
Drink, sing, have fun
But don't lie under the tree
To Santa Claus
I didn’t take it to the sobering-up station!
Boy:
Why on New Year's Eve, Whoever is going to
Necessarily by the end In an insole gets drunk?
Girl:
Santa Claus overslept in bed, got up, ringing with icicles:
Where are you, blizzards and snowstorms? Why don't you wake me up?
Boy:
Grandma sewed a white bunny suit for me,
I forgot to give the carrot to the Little Boy.
Girl:
They forced the snow maiden to take off her warm fur coat at night
She was told: you're under a fur coat No matter how melted!
Boy:
(with expression!!!) Outside the window, a flock of snowflakes
They also lead a round dance. Saying goodbye to the old year,
We are celebrating the New Year!
FATHER FROST TREATS CHILDREN WITH CANDIES.
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Elections of the Snow Maiden.
After choosing Santa Claus, a competition for the best Snow Maiden of this season is announced. The competition is held in three stages.
Golden pens.
The host announces that Santa Claus gives gifts, and the Snow Maiden packs them. Therefore, all participants are encouraged to practice gift wrapping. And you need to pack the most expensive thing, that is, a man. For each participant, assistants are invited - men who will play the role of "gifts", and rolls of toilet paper are handed over, which will be the packaging material. At the command of the leading participant of the competition, they begin to “pack gifts” with toilet paper at their discretion. Three minutes are allocated for the whole action, after which the best “packages” are selected by general voting. The winners receive prizes and move on to a new stage of the competition.
Dance while you're young...
Participants, at the command of the leader, must dance three dances:
1. with a chair;
2. sitting on a chair;
3. facial expressions
Affectionate granddaughter
The named Santa Claus is invited, and each of the participants, in turn, gives him compliments. Each compliment must contain “winter” words, such as snow, frost, winter, and so on.
The most eloquent participant is awarded a prize and the honorary title of the Snow Maiden.
New Year's scene for a corporate party.
The Snow Maiden represents the characters chosen from the guests.
Fairy tale setting.
Santa Claus is a favorite character of the New Year holidays. Therefore, regardless of age, he is always kind, cheerful and cheerful. True, at times he suffers from sclerosis. However, he gets out of any situation with dignity. After suddenly finding himself in Zimbabwe one New Year, he began to say: “Happy New Year! Go to hell!"
The Snow Maiden is the closest relative of Santa Claus, beautiful, young, perky. Santa Claus does not let go a single step. She actively helps him in everything, is not indifferent to Verka Serduchka, so she happily sings: “And I'm only from the cold. And I am a May rose ... "
The Ice Palace is the home of Santa Claus. A majestic building in the spirit of Zurab Tsereteli. It is quite comfortable there, but due to the harsh natural climate it is quite cold, so the Ice Palace always warns everyone: “Are you stunned? Close the doors!
The main Christmas tree is slender, beautiful, majestic, with a dense and lush crown. In the forest, it has been acting as the main one for more than a year, he knows his own worth very well, therefore he exclaims with a challenge: “And I am so, damn it, so!”
The staff is a magical and miraculous remedy in the hands of Santa Claus. Without him, Santa Claus is like without hands: he can neither lean on nor conjure in a normal way. The staff knows this and sometimes likes to joke: “Hold on, don’t make a mistake !!!”
Sani-Mercedes is a kind of exclusive, the latest development of craftsmen, starts up with one hundred grams of alcohol and works on it until another hundred are added. They are on their own minds, but Santa Claus is obeyed in everything. The Snow Maiden is not allowed to drive. Favorite phrase: “Pour it up! I'll ride!"
Mobile phone, nickname "Samsung", the last technical acquisition of Santa Claus. It is simple and easy to handle, weighs lighter than snowflakes, but not dystrophic, so it loves to draw attention to itself. At the request of Santa Claus, he can whistle any melody. Recently, he switched to the refrain: "Crow, I can do anything !!!"
The curtain is a beautiful theatrical decoration. Everything starts with him and everything ends with him. Therefore, he remains in complete silence, but he knows his work clearly.
Action 1. The curtain opens. The Ice Palace stands. Ded Moroz and Snegurochka live in the Ice Palace, their faces glow with genuine joy. New Years is soon. Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden collect gifts. Nearby lies the Staff. Suddenly, Santa Claus hears the familiar call signs of the Mobile Phone, takes the Mobile Phone and learns from an SMS message that the Main Christmas Tree needs to be lit. Santa Claus immediately gets into the Sani-Mercedes and leaves. The Snow Maiden sees that he forgot to take the Staff, grabs the Staff, and at the same time the Mobile Phone, and runs out of the Ice Palace with them. The over-canopy closes.
Action 2. The curtain opens. The main Christmas tree froze in anticipation of being lit. Suddenly, Santa Claus appears on a Mercedes-sleigh, who parks the Sani-Mercedes not far from the Main Christmas tree and carefully looks around us. But so far there is no one else. The main tree is waiting for decisive action. At this time, the Snow Maiden appears, in her hands she has a Staff, a Mobile Phone hangs around her neck. Santa Claus happily hugs the Snow Maiden, kisses the Staff and takes the Mobile Phone. The main tree feels the approach of the decisive moment. Santa Claus touches with his Staff the slender branches of the Main Christmas Tree. From magical touches, the main Christmas tree immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. Seeing everything that happened, the Snow Maiden loudly claps her hands, Sani-Mercedes suddenly start dancing, Santa Claus shouts joyfully, vigorously waving his Staff. General jubilation to the loud sounds of the mobile phone. The curtain closes.
Musical break (90s music)
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Zero!!! This cannot but surprise, but the set of main characters on the New Year's shows remained the same as 20 years ago. Edita Piekha, who started with the "Lights" of the 60s, seemed to be frozen in time in the mid-80s. And among the popular amusements was divination by pictures on the Internet.
Fortune telling on the computer.
Go online and see which picture loads first
If in Rambler the pictures will be:
6.Yolka - to financial stability (money will flow steadily),
7. Bell - to popularity, good luck,
8. Fire, fire - to great love (find your soul mate)
9. Snowflakes, garlands - for pleasant acquaintances,
10. Man - to trouble,
11. Woman - to gossip,
12. Child - to surprises.
13. Serpentine, confetti - to pleasant chores;
14. Office - to be the boss;
15. Advertising lipstick - kissing;
16. Advertising furniture - to the construction (purchase) housing
17. Scooter (bike)- buying a car
18. Eau de toilette advertisement - to new sensations
Animal:
19. Home - to marriage (to marry) (you know what to do in case of failure),
20. Wild - to fun adventures,
21. Fruit - for pleasure,
22. Vegetable - to study (Here's what you'll be doing all the holidays).
MONEY BOX.
A common piggy bank filled during the evening is taken. Everyone who believes that he is generous with his soul, likes to fantasize and wants to get rid of all debts on New Year's Eve (meaning money and other promises) should be thrown into the piggy bank.
Life is a mirage, hopes, passions, waiting for a dream
Only here to get around all the misfortunes.
Let the tree intoxicate with needles, and not foolishness confuse.
Let the prickly needles in the house be only from the Christmas tree!
Let the cannons and firecrackers and firecrackers shoot on the holiday -
Let the dream run away from you on New Year's Eve only.
The arrows rose up, converged on twelve.
The time has come! Twelve strikes!
Be happy New Year!
Leave sorrows to the old year
Forget anxiety, resentment, trouble.
Chiming clock.
Firework.
Congratulations from the presidents Ah-on.
What will we wish for ourselves in the 10s of the 21st century? Our country will host the Olympics in Sochi, the World Cup, wages will be paid out in bags, and we will continue to celebrate the New Year at the department
Sing couplets Putin and Medvedev
New Year's greetings from celebrities
COMPETITIONS.
LONG ARM.
Put the glasses with a drink on the floor at your feet on the side and step as far as possible. And then take out your glass without leaving your seat and without touching the floor with your hands and knees.
Transfer "LET'S MAKE MARK"
The Snow Maiden got married!
Four contenders for the role of the Snow Maiden are selected from the ladies participating in the holiday. So, we have four contenders for the role of the Snow Maiden, who is going to get married. And in order to please her future husband, she must know the New Year traditions of different countries and honor them sacredly, and be able to fulfill them. And the traditions and competitions for them will be like that.
New Year is a special holiday. Why? Yes, because! On this day, a fairy tale walks across our planet in the most legitimate way. She makes a trip to the elegant Christmas trees, rattles fireworks, shines with colorful lanterns. Today, as in a fairy tale, our lovely ladies will briefly turn into fairy-tale heroines, try to perform miracles and get the opportunity to become real Snow Maidens for a while.
Today we will go to travel together with this fairy tale. For all the contestants, our contenders for the role of the Snow Maiden, we have prepared the first ticket for our fabulous trip to Italy!
So, don't be scared, we are in Italy, and here there is an ancient tradition - on New Year's Eve, throwing old things out of windows. Dishes and furniture are flying, so yawning in Italy is dangerous! We feel sorry for the furniture, but there are dishes for throwing! (At a distance from the contestants, buckets or baskets for papers are placed, and the players are given toy aluminum pots, plates, spoons, mugs, forks).
Their task is to throw their sets of dishes into a container. Who managed to score more points by the number of hits, or who completed the task faster - three out of four - are declared the winners of the competition and remain in the game. Then the three contestants are given the next tickets for the New Year's trip - to France. They are invited to eat wonderful gingerbread.
Two of the three have baked beans, whoever finds them wins. After all, since ancient times, according to tradition, it has been customary for the French to bake a bean into a gingerbread, and whoever gets it will be lucky in the coming year. And who is the lucky one?
The losing contestant, who did not find the bean in her gingerbread, is out of the game, and the remaining two take part in the final challenge. They are given four boxes. Of these, three are empty, and one contains a surprise. Now they will exchange two boxes among themselves, which each will choose from four. What they want. Lucky - they will receive a gift, not coals.
HOW MANY PARROTS DO YOU HAVE?
A man measures a woman's height with "five" or "fingers". It is most likely not worth multiplying the result obtained by the length of the finger: this fuss was not started for this. Moreover, a woman can both stand and lie down during the measurement.
Idiot.
Those who want to receive a big prize lie down on the sofa and cover themselves with a blanket. The rest think of an object that the player will have to remove from himself. He tries to guess what is hidden, and if he is mistaken, he takes off the very thing that he called. In the end, there is practically nothing left on it, because it was made up - a bedspread! At the initiative of the host, this word is written down on paper even before the start of the game.
Multifruit.
The couple is offered a glass of juice and a banana. The man should drink the juice, and the woman should eat the banana. Moreover, the glass at the same time is clamped by the knees of a seated woman, and the banana is clamped by the knees of a seated man.
Dance fun "Steam Train".
Two male participants are selected. Their task is to kiss as many women on the cheek or hand as possible at the celebration, to shake hands with men. The one who was kissed becomes like a trailer behind a train, behind her man. Who has more wagons?
Dress up the lady.
Each woman holds a ribbon twisted into a ball in her right hand. The man takes the tip of the ribbon with his lips and, without touching his hands, wraps the ribbon around the woman. The winner is the one with the best outfit, or the one who completes the task faster.
The onset of the holidays is always pleasant, but among the holidays there are especially beloved ones, which, traditionally in our country, are celebrated several times: with colleagues, friends, in the family circle. This is February 23, March 8 and, of course, the New Year! And, depending on the venue and the company, favorite holidays are celebrated a little differently, so congratulations are very useful for corporate parties, in which the field of activity or professional “chips” are somehow beaten. We offer our own New Year's scene for the corporate party "Fantasy on the theme of your favorite movie." In the skit, the plot of the New Year's story, which everyone knows almost by heart, is “turned upside down”, the characters have changed places, which gives rise to new jokes. Teachers or doctors will especially like this option, especially since they can easily add something of their own with her text.
Characters:
Zhenya
Nadia
Galya
Hippolyte
Father Frost
Snow Maiden.
(The action takes place in Evgeny’s apartment in Moscow, Tretya Stroiteley st., 25/17. The door opens, Nadya comes in, in her hands is a bag from which a broom sticks out, a towel is on her head, it is clear that she “well” drank alcohol , sings to the tune of N. Kadysheva's song "I got drunk, drunk, I won't get home, the long path finally brought me home. "Lies on the bed, without taking off his clothes and towels, covers himself with a blanket. At this time, the owner of the apartment Lukashin appears , in his hands he has a bottle of champagne and a cake, puts it on the table, and dreamily singing the song “The New Year is rushing towards us, everything will happen soon, it will come true that he is dreaming”, he throws his jacket on the bunk)
The text of the New Year's scene
Nadia (with closed eyes, removes the blanket from himself): Mom, why are you hiding me? I'm kind of hot!
Lukashin: Didn't understand? Who are you? (approaches her). What are you doing here?
Nadia (snoring): I'm sleeping, can't you see? Mom, this is for you!
Lukashin: Mother? So you are not alone here! Now, get up, get up now!
Nadia: Let me sleep after the bath, I have a date soon, go to your mother!
Lukashin (tries to pull her off the bed) What mother, what bath?! I'll arrange a date for you with the police and the sobering-up station!
Nadia: Oh, don't scare me with a sobering-up station, I was there!
Lukashin: Was? Um. And how did they let you out like that?
Nadia: Yes, they didn’t want to, I read a lecture to them, they listened, however, it was a long time ago.
Lukashin (drags her and a broom): Leave immediately, please leave my bed and apartment!
Nadia:“Leave”, what a poor vocabulary you have, right, and I’m not going to leave anything! What a headache! Be kind, there is a jar of tomatoes in the refrigerator, pour it, pickle!
Lukashin: Here's the sass! Already in my refrigerator she was the boss, and there with courtesies!
Nadia (Looks attentively at Lukashin for a long time): You're not your mother's guest, are you?
Lukashin: Amazing ingenuity! Of course I'm not a guest!
Nadia: Then what are you doing in my apartment? Now my Hippolyte is coming.
Lukashin: So you are not alone, so you and your accomplice work in apartments?
Nadia: Why with an accomplice, with a fiancé.
Lukashin: And this is your family?
Nadia (hiccups): Excuse me, but where are my friends: Katya and Sveta? Girls, where are you?
Lukashin: This is a whole gang of 4 people. I'm calling the police immediately!
Nadia: There is no need to call anywhere, now Ippolit will come and sort everything out, he works as an inspector at the GOVD!
Lukashin: Yes, you have a mafia! Please note that I am a simple state employee and there is nothing special for you to profit from here!
Nadia: Here, where is this? In my apartment?
Lukashin: How is your apartment? Excuse me, she was mine for a few more minutes. (To the side) Maybe it’s not mine anymore, they took it, and they re-registered it for themselves, how many cases happened ....
Nadia: Man, please vacate my apartment, I need to change clothes, the New Year is coming soon!
Lukashin: You will celebrate the New Year in my apartment, and my mother and I, where will we go?
Nadia: This is my and my (!) mother's apartment (showing registration in the passport) here, read:
St. Petersburg, Tretya Builders Street, 25, apt. 17.
Lukashin: And I live and registered, Third Street Builders d.25 kv.17 city of Moscow!
Nadia: I don’t understand anything, so what are you trying to say that I’m in Moscow now?
Lukashin: That's it, in Moscow! (sarcastically) How perceptive you are, apparently, not everything was beaten off with a broom.
Nadia: Rude! (as if remembering something and drooping sharply) Oh, what about Hippolyte? Is he there, am I here? What will happen? (crying)
Lukashin: What will happen (!) if now my Galya comes here and sees you, and even on my bunk with a towel on her head?
Nadia(looks for phone in bag, can't find it): Give me the phone, please, I need to call Hippolyte.
(Lukashin gives her the phone).
Nadia: Hello, hello, Ippolit, it's me, no, not from the solarium, I didn't guess, no, not from the bathhouse, no, not from Sveta and not from Katya .... I..I.. from Moscow… No, no, I didn’t run away, it just happened so ridiculously, you will laugh, but…..Hello…
Lukashin: Give me my phone and get out, Galya will come any minute!
Nadia:"Get out", who are you, in general, by education?
Lukashin: Surgeon!
Nadia: That's why I look at your manners! Yes, and the tree is so naturally chopped off.
Lukashin: Well, well, but your profession seems to be of a different profile (points to her towel and disheveled look)
Nadia: Ham! Yes, my profession is different from yours. (proudly) I am a teacher!
Lukashin: I thought so. Mentor tone, talkativeness and amazing (!) insight.
(Knock on the door).
Lukashin: Hide, rather, in the closet!
(Galia enters).
Galya: What is that eucalyptus smell?
Lukashin: Yes, this is a folk remedy, he treated patients at night on duty.
Nadia: Apchi! Sorry, I can’t sit there anymore… the last time I was sitting in the closet, when I was looking for didactic material in it, and the door slammed shut. Since then, I have a disease of confined space ...
Galya: Who is this?
Lukashin: This is my patient.
Nadia: I am from St. Petersburg, and the smell is from my broom, it is eucalyptus.
Galya(ironic): Wow, Lukashin, what a healer you are, even from St. Petersburg they come to you. Yes, even with a broom and a towel on his head, right, a whole ritual!
Lukashin: Yes, Galechka, this is the Tibetan method ..
Galya(terribly, interrupting him): Stop making a fool out of me! You think I don't see anything.
Nadia (Gale): This is a misunderstanding, you misunderstood everything
Lukashin: I’ll explain everything to you now and show you (takes out passports, and Nadia has a broom from her bag and is preparing to tell everything)
Galya(with anger): Don't bother, you explained and showed me everything intelligibly. Farewell, Lukashin!
(Galia leaves).
Lukashin(sits down with annoyance, puts his head in his hands): What have you done?! What the hell are you doing in my apartment? They ruined my wedding...
Nadia: I didn't "stuck" (has a hard time pronouncing the word) I was sent instead of Sveta, it was she who was supposed to fly to the groom, and now the wedding is a big question for me.
Lukashin(already soft): What are you a parcel to "send" you? I just can’t understand, okay, they put you on the plane, but how did you find my house?
Nadia(takes his hand and says almost cheerfully): I told the taxi driver the address, and he brought it, surprisingly, the keys fit.
Lukashin: The amazing thing is that there are a few minutes left before the New Year and I, it seems, will meet him with a woman I don’t know, (joking) besides the patient (points to her towel and broom)
(Both laugh)
Nadia: My name is Nadia.
Lukashin: Beautiful name, and most importantly rare. And I'm Zhenya! (he rises and kisses her hand with playful gallantry)
(Knock on the door, Lukashin rushes to the door, Nadia too)
(Father Frost and Snow Maiden enter)
Snow Maiden: They say on New Year's Eve whatever you want
Father Frost: Everything will always happen, everything will always happen! (Knocks with a staff and Galya and Ippolit appear, all four hug, a New Year's toast and a song sound, the heroes of the scene leave to the applause of the audience, and Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden conduct a game program with the guests)
