How do you want, after working for a whole year, finally, at the end of it, to have a corporate rest so that this event will be remembered for a long time, if not forever!
It's no secret that New Year's corporate parties are able to charge a real storm of positive emotions and give new strength for labor exploits for the next year! Especially for you, we have developed exclusive jokes on! We are sure that these funny, funny jokes will unite any team even more! We highly recommend filming everything that happens on video! Happy New Year! And have a wonderful celebration!
Prank number 1 "Question-answer!"
Participants: Grandfather Frost (D.M.) and all those present.
D.M.: Well, my dears! Yes, priceless! Before we start celebrating our magical holiday, I have a number of questions for you, to which I am waiting for honest and unambiguous answers. As you know, I am a magical Santa Claus and very strict. That's why I don't like the answer "no". So all my questions you have to answer only "yes", understand? And one more small condition: I will approach one of you and my “yes!” you need to speak in different voices and with different intonations, preferably without repeating yourself! Clear?
All in unison: : Clear!
D.M.: Ay, well done! Apparently, you really want to receive gifts from me for the New Year, right?
All in unison: Yes!
DM: : So, my fabulous exam begins!
Light music plays in the background.
Santa Claus approaches each time a new participant:
DM:: Did you work hard this year?
1st Participant: Yes!
DM:: Have you achieved a lot this year?
2nd Uk: Yes!
D.M.: Did you offend each other?
D.M.: And if necessary, did they save you?
D.M.: Did you drink a lot on Fridays?
D.M.: Did you always get home?
D.M.: Did you remember everything in the morning?
D.M.: Did you call each other names later?
D.M.: Did you bring the whole salary?
D.M.: Was the stash well “buried”?
Santa Claus: Did the spouses find them?
Santa Claus: Were you taken out of anger?
D.M.: Did you manage to take them away?
D.M .:: Did you get punished for this later?
D.M.: Did you love your boss?
D.M.: Did you leave work later than everyone else?
D.M.: Did you steal paper from a copier?
D.M.: Did you look at the salaries of others?
18th Participant: Yes!
D.M.: Did you gossip about each other at lunchtime?
DM:: These words didn't mean anything, did they?
D.M .:: And now we all answer in unison!
Are you all friendly guys?
All in unison: Yes!
D.M .:: Maybe you need a drink for this?
All in unison: Yes!
(poured)
D.M .:: Pour everything in a cup!
And break up in pairs!
Let's laugh now!
But for this you have to start
Kiss very hard!
Prank number 2 "Fairytale gift!"
Several participants are called. Behind Santa Claus or the presenter shows a picture, but so that the participant himself does not see anything. Before presenting the gift, Santa Claus asks the participant questions, and he must answer them.
After all the questions have been answered, and all the watching spectators have laughed heartily at the participant's answers, Santa Claus pulls out their gifts from his bag (potty, enema, and set: handcuffs, whip, gag): and hands over to the participants as a keepsake.
1st Participant - picture "baby potty":
Santa Claus addresses the first participant:: I have prepared a very interesting gift for you. But first, you must answer a few of my questions.
So the questions are:
- What do you think, how much do you need this gift?
- How often do you think you will use it?
- And if your best friend asks you for this present, will you give it?
- And how long can you do without it?
- To whom of the people closest to you are you ready to re-gift it? Who needs it more than you?
- Is there a person here who has such a gift? And who is it?
- Could someone else have stolen it from you?
- How will you return?
The second participant is called. Behind him, Santa Claus shows a picture with an enema.
- Do you think this is a very expensive gift for you?
- Who loves you so much that he could give it to you?
- Will you use it every day?
- What feelings will you experience? Please list!
- What do you think, sooner or later he, this gift, can get bored with you?
- Who could you give it to? Who is especially dear to you among those present?
- Will you watch how he uses your gift?
- And can you give any advice on how to use it?
The third party is called. Santa Claus is holding behind his back, but in such a way that everyone else can see the picture of handcuffs, a gag and a whip (a set for role-playing games).
- Do you think you need it?
- How many years did you miss this gift?
- Will you like it?
- Will you be able to share it with friends, or, for example, use it at the same time, sitting in the same company?
- What feelings does it give you? What do you experience when using this gift?
- Will you offer your colleagues to purchase this gift?
- And buy a leader for his birthday?
- This gift is very unusual and unique. What do you think, is it worth it to shoot it on video when using it?
- If you were asked to describe him in three words, what would you say about him? What is it for?
Santa Claus addresses the hall: Well, who else wants gifts from me?
Prank contest No. 3 "Sweet kiss!"
For its implementation, several participants are called in pairs.
The number of men and women should be equal. Each couple is given a balloon, on which a young man, looking at his couple, draws the eyes and lips of his partner in the competition with a marker.
To the music and at the command of the host, the balls are placed between the faces in each pair. A woman can hold with her forehead, nose, cheek or lips. Women's hands are behind their backs. Do not touch the ball. But the partner holds the ball with his hands, like the face of his beloved girl, and with a kiss, or rather with his teeth, gnaws the ball.
From the outside it looks like a passionate kiss! Whoever bursts faster, and who else does it more believably and artistically, wins "Sweet Kiss!". The winning couple are rewarded with a slow romantic dance.
Prank number 4 Dramatization “musical”
Preliminary preparation:
Recording of the "backing track" of the song by Mikhail Nozhkin - "I haven't seen Mom for so long!"
6 men are participating. They should look "rumpled". Ties on one side, shirts not properly buttoned and tucked in incorrectly. Jackets or inside out, or dressed on one sleeve, the second is dragged. Hairstyles are shaggy, look very tired. They support each other.
All in chorus verse 1:
We have been so long, we have not rested for so long,
We didn't drink beer and we didn't eat salad,
We every day, every day we only plowed,
And everyone is happy to give strength for work.
verse 2:
1st Participant sings:
Around the fire, the problems of things, but we knew something
2nd Participant:
What you need for sure, you need to win for sure.
3rd Participant:
Clutching into a chair, clenching their teeth, they expected
4th Participant:
When we manage to pour a cup!
verse 3:
5th Participant:
Not all of us, not all of us will reach the goal.
6th Participant:
Some are tired, some are even sick.
1st Participant:
But for sure we, but for sure everyone wanted it that way,
2nd Participant:
So that the New Year, so that the New Year has time for everyone!
verse 4:
3rd Participant:
Let someone there, let someone wander in the forest.
4th Participant:
And he is looking for an elegant Christmas tree in the forest.
5th Participant:
Let no one, let no one condemn us.
All in unison:
After all, the holiday of happiness, the holiday of a fairy tale is on the nose!
The men embrace and, congratulating each other on the New Year, leave the stage!
For a festive feast, you can choose any of these.
Funny at the corporate party number 3 "Continue the New Year's poem"
It is better if Father Frost and the Snow Maiden read out. It is also possible to wedge into the words of the presenter in the script itself.
When the New Year knocks
Open it up for him!
He came to us for a whole year
Open wide ... (doors!)
Let Santa Claus enter
And with him his toys:
Cars, dolls, locomotive,
And different ... (animals!)
We are still waiting and let it come
We have a girl - a girl!
Do you remember her name?
Of course, ... (Snow Maiden!)
And let the snowman come
But just let it not melt!
And then he will stand all year,
After all, everything is there ... (sweeps!)
Prank number 4 "Draw Santa Claus"
An oval is drawn on two paper sheets (this is the future face of Santa Claus). Whatman paper is fixed on a stand, there are felt-tip pens nearby. Two teams are formed: “girls” and “boys”.
Two teams line up at the "start" (chair). Each one is blindfolded.
Task: at speed, blindly, reach the drawing paper and draw only one element of Santa Claus. Then the bandage will be removed and the participant runs to his team. The next participant is blindfolded, he runs to the drawing paper and draws another element of the face with his eyes closed, and so on. Then both figures are compared. Santa Claus comments and chooses the winning team! Santa Claus is photographed with her! Takes a selfie.
Prank No. 5 Corporate scene “I read minds”
Verka Serduchka's song "And I'm only from the frost!"
Verka Serdyuchka (V.S.) appears with a suitcase in her hand.
VS: Oh, hello everyone! And where did I get? Isn't this a train station?
He goes to the nearest stoic, pours himself a glass, drinks in one gulp.
VS: And it's not bad here! Good people, did you recognize me? Who am I?
All: Verka Serduchka!
VS: And not only! So that you understand, simple, ordinary people, I am not only a Star, but also a Great Psychic! Don't believe? Well, look, yesterday the stupid neighbor was hanging out the linen. I tell her in Russian that it will rain! And she twirls her bullshit and does not believe. And what do you think? As soon as I left ... And the rain did not go! Her damned underwear dried up until the evening! That idiot didn't even say thank you that evening! How for what? Well, I worked out the weather and rain with my psychic abilities and canceled it! Do you want me to show you now what phenomenal abilities I have? I can read all your thoughts! You want?
All Yes!
V.S:, rubbing his hands, approaches the man: Let's start with you, our clear falcon! So what are we thinking about now? (makes grooves with his hands above his head) An excerpt from V. Serdyuchka's song "Ah, gorilka!"
VS: patting him on the shoulder: Well, wait, wait, it's too early to get so drunk!
Approaches the next participant, the girl.
VS: makes movements with his hands over it. The song of V. Serdyuchka sounds “And I’m walking all like that in Dolce Goban!”
VS: Oh, and you are a spender, dear! One husband cannot afford such expenses... Look for an assistant for him!
Approaches the next chubby woman. He runs his hands over her. The song of V. Serdyuchka "Pie" sounds.
VS: pats her on the shoulder: And I'm like that! Everything b ate, yes ate! Especially when I lose weight ... The diet is like this - eat more!
Approaches the next participant. Verka Serduchka's song "Gop, hop, hop!"
V.S: No, I didn’t understand, have you already taken it on your chest? When managed? Look, still sober…. Yes, dance more, dance!
Approaches another beautiful girl. He conjures over her and the song “I didn’t understand!”
VS: Well, honey, I understand everything! And you know that I can still read through you the thoughts of your soul mates. Don't believe? Look, I don't mind! Hands up, who's married?
Among men, he chooses the most modest and approaches him. Moves her hands over his head. Verka Serduchka's song "You got drunk like a pig!"
Everyone laughs and V.S., looking at his watch, waves his hand to everyone.
V.S: Everyone, dear ones, I give you a general charge of energy for the whole next year!
Waving his arms over everyone. The song of Verka Serduchka “Everything will be fine!” Sounds, picks up the suitcase and runs away to the music.
VS: immediately returns with shouts: “Aha!!! Do you really think you got rid of me so easily? And who wants to take a selfie with me, a star and a psychic?”
Everyone takes a photo with her. She's signing autographs.
We have prepared such corporate jokes for you for the New Year 2020. We hope you enjoy it and your holiday will be so fun that you will remember it for a whole year!
In your work team, is everyone up to the exception of women? And on the nose of the New Year? Dont be upset! A holiday with a bang can pass without men. After all, our women:
- The cleverest;
- the most talented
- the most artistic;
- most beautiful;
- the most inventive;
- the most fun.
Continue? Yes, our women are the best! Therefore, they will cope with the preparation of the New Year's corporate party themselves, on their own. And then we have strength oh-hoo!
So, let's begin. Who is our script for?
1. For those who are 20-55 years old
2. They are mothers, wives, employees and leaders
3. They are cheerful, friendly, do not like to be bored.
Do you recognize your team? Then this scenario for young modern women will definitely suit you. Take it, you won't regret it!
And now, in fact, herself entertainment program:
1. Sober selfie
2. Greeting
3. Joking telegram
4. Toast of gratitude to the outgoing year
5. Comic horoscope
6. Competition "Dancing snowman"
7. Cop Exit
8. Fairytale game "New Year's turnip"
9. The appearance of a gypsy
10. Fortune telling by "kisses"
11. Competition “You can’t throw words out of a song”
12. Exit Santa Claus
13. New Year's song-alteration
14. Comic gift giving
15. Drunk selfie
Characters: 4 people
Leading
Police officer
Gypsy
Father Frost
Props:
Balloons and double-sided tape for the competition, markers, props for the heroes of the fairy tale "Turnip" (you can just draw paper figures of heroes that are attached to the participants' dresses), a bag with gifts
And now in order.
START:
1. Sober selfie
While everyone is sober, we take pictures of all the ladies on the phone, it is not forbidden to smile, make faces, show tongues. All photos are uploaded to a PC or a USB flash drive. Will come in handy later.
The coming 2019 will be held under the symbol of the Year of the Pig. Therefore, you can hold a costume party, dress up as pigs, piglets, or simply use masks, false patches and ears to take a fun selfie as a keepsake of the holiday. Believe me, when you are sober, looking at these photos will be terribly funny!
2. Greeting
The host goes out to the music (the New Year is rushing towards us ...), dancing to the beat, waits for a few seconds and the music gradually stops.
Leading:
Hello, dear hostesses of tonight! Well, December dictates its own rules? Saying goodbye to the old year and looking forward to the new! And so that we can see you off even happier and look forward to it, let's raise the first toast and join this table languishing in anticipation to our holiday! And while our first toast is ripening, I will read out one congratulatory telegram that came to this address today. Whose name is not indicated here, I think the one of you to whom it is intended will guess for herself.
3. Telegram
Hello darling! Today we have to part with you. And it's not about you, it's about me, I have to leave. Before parting, I confess - I was affectionate not only with you, but also with your friends ... But forgive me for this ... I know that today you will meet another, younger and more promising than me.
………………the whole text of the telegram in the full version of the script………………….
4. Toast of gratitude
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Leading:
And now, without delay, we will put aside the treat
And we will fill the glasses again so that we do not have enough!
We are now celebrating the New Year and treating you to champagne!
The glasses are filled again, the presenter says a toast to the new year.
The coming year is on the doorstep
Knocked (knocks on the table), wiped his feet (makes the appropriate movements with his feet),
I looked in here quietly (looks in), well, and went a little crazy ...
So much beauty at once (shaking hands with women present)
He saw it for the first time!
Beautiful girls, he will like you!
For the new year!!!
Musical pause, guests drink champagne, eat.
Leading:
And now, dear ladies, without hesitating, let's face it -
We all want to know what to expect in the coming year.
Exclusively and (lowering voice) the horoscope will tell you by pull,
Who will increase the salary, who and where will find love ...
5. Comic horoscope for the New Year
Aries
Never deprived of male attention,
They will continue to hold the brand of the lady-Aries.
Charming, always beautiful
And in righteous anger they are truly terrible!
This year is preparing a lot of impressions for you,
Courtship of different generations!
You should be tolerant and kind -
Sometimes it can be so helpful!
Taurus
Like flower pollen, the energy of Taurus!
Light and thin, like notes, sonorous!
Turn on your intuition, notice everything around you.
There are signs everywhere around you… Have you noticed?
Right now...
What? Sole worn out? Hana boots?
It's a sign! Don't worry! This is right for the money!
……………………… the whole horoscope in the full version of the script………………….
6. Competition "Dancing snowman"
Three or four participants are called.
…………………… essence of the competition in the full version…………………………….
7. Cop Exit
During the meal, a loud whistle (whistle) and a knock on the door are heard. If there is no door in the hall, a knock on the door is imitated by knocking on the wall, on the table, window, etc. The voice behind the door (or in the doorway, if this is an imitation):
Open! Police!
A policeman enters the hall, twirling a staff in his hand. (if there is no full costume, a cap and a striped stick are enough). The backing track sounds "We'll break through, opera!" The policeman looks around the room for a minute, those present and turns to the leader, the music gradually subsides:
Police officer:
- I wish you good health, Sergeant Kholodtsov (puts his hand on his cap). “What is going on here, citizens?”
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8. Fairytale game "New Year's turnip"
The host starts telling the story. All participants play their roles and depict the action of a fairy tale. The essence of the game is that when the host calls the character, the character says his line - as many times as it is mentioned in the fairy tale. The result is a very funny scene.
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9. The appearance of a gypsy
A woman dressed as a gypsy tumbles into the hall backwards, shouting to someone outside the door:
- Leave me alone, damned ones, here they are clinging! I didn’t steal those beads and a fan, not me, look in the wrong place! (after these words, beads and a fan fall out of her pockets or folds on her clothes, she quickly picks them up and puts them back. Quickly, but so that the audience notices it.)
She turns to face the audience, and under the backing track, the “gypsy girl” passes into the hall. For a minute or two he dances the “gypsy girl”, bypassing the guests in the hall and stops near Kholodtsov, not realizing that he is a policeman.
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10. Fortune telling by "kisses" (lip prints on napkins)
The host invites all guests to “kiss” the napkin, leave an imprint on it. The gypsy goes around everyone and collects kissed napkins. Having bypassed everyone, he goes out with a policeman so that everyone can see, holding napkins in his hands. Music plays softly in the background.
Gypsy:
- Well, Kholodtsov, the prints have been collected, the fingerprint examination is starting its work!
The gypsy takes a napkin, shows it to the guests, and the one who recognizes her “kiss” on the napkin raises her hand. A gypsy woman predicts her future by her lip print. If no one recognizes her fingerprint, the gypsy improvises, says to any guest: - But I see, these are your lips! - and makes a prediction to her. The number of predictions is equal to the number of guests, but not more than 10. If there are more guests, after the 10th fortune-telling collapses with the words "well, the most important thing was predicted."
1 napkin
What sponges! Just a miracle!
You will be forever happy!
And rich money...
You will row them with a shovel!
11. Competition “You can’t throw words out of a song”
Two teams of several people gather (if there are few people, you can simply divide those present equally into two teams). The host calls the word from the song (preferably New Year's theme), and the team must sing an excerpt from the song where this word is (or the whole song). If they fail, the right to move passes to the opponents. So a few words are “practiced”, preferably 3-5 for each side. The winners are those who remembered more songs. Toast to them!
12. Exit Santa Claus
After the competition, the lights in the hall are dimmed and everyone hears a strange sound (staff on the floor). The backing track sounds "The ceiling is icy, the door is creaky ...". Santa Claus enters the room. He slowly walks through the hall, looks around at those present, stops in the center of the hall. After a few minutes, the music gradually fades away.
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13. New Year's song-alteration
Song to the motive: A Christmas tree was born in the forest, but in a new way, for adults.
Lyrics of the song in full version.
14. Comic gift giving
Father Frost:
-So so so! I look, and the time for gifts has come ... He takes out his bag.
Have you prepared poems for grandfather? And the songs? No? Well, you big girls (looks at those present reproachfully), you must understand what's what! What am I to you, will I just distribute gifts?
-Okay, let's solve the problem like this (grunts, sits on a chair). Come closer to me, you can be very close ... You can even sit on my knee) ... ...
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15. Drunk selfie
Oh yes, almost forgot. At the end of the holiday, when everyone is already quite hot, do not forget to take a “drunk selfie”!
After the holiday, there will be something to remember and compare with a sober selfie. The main thing is that everyone should take part. To get photos in the style: WAS - BECOME. Based on the results of viewing and voting, we choose the Queen of the New Year's selfie! She is a keepsake - any New Year's souvenir.
We wish you a fun evening!
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New Years corporate partyDubinko Lyudmila Ivanovna, teacher of mathematics, secondary school No. 5 from Zhuravsky
Leading:
We wish you bright and joyful days
Health, success, reliable friends.
May the New Year bring you
More luck and less trouble.
Save you a lot of worries
He will dispel sadness, he will drive away sadness,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart - no regrets!
Health to you, smiles and love,
And a lot - a lot of happiness ahead!
Leading:
Another beautiful year has passed
In which it sang and was sad,
And what did not fit in it,
Let everything come in the new.
Leading:
On the street a strong wind is blowing, frost is crackling, and in our hall it is warm and cozy.
I propose to raise our glasses and announce the first toast to keep our hearts warm and cozy as well.
Leading: There is very little time left, and the New Year will come into its own. But there is no D. M. with the Snow Maiden. Let's call them.
Come out CAT (dark glasses on the eyes, in the hands of a cane) AND FOX (with a huge shoulder bag)and sing in a low voice
Great country, there are no more,
And the people are titans, not parasites.
Good people are at the head.
In terms of bribes, they are impregnable.
Our times are always troubled.
Our rivers are always muddy!
Businessmen at honorable us,
And the laws of the country are lovely.
About Russia I compose an ode,
About our native land.
I don't know of any other:
Everything here is nice, everything is upside down!
Only the childless live in the cities,
And where there is no light - large families.
Everyone has pistols, and not gas ones!
And our combines are disposable.
Our intentions are the purest!
Our watches are the fastest!
Our dwarfs are the biggest
And we have only mercury rains.
CAT: We heard you called Santa Claus, we realized that it was a holiday here, which means you can taste something delicious. We can stay.
They go around everyone sitting and ask to put something in the bag.
(MUSIC SOUNDS)
Santa Claus enters with the Snow Maiden and congratulates all those present.
Snow Maiden: Grandpa, where is your gift bag?
Father Frost: My assistants bring in the bag.
(SOUND BELLS)
Running in with signs on the chest (the logo of the school for athletes) physical education teachers harnessed with jump ropes. They hold a large tablecloth in which there are gifts by the four corners.
Santa Claus: Well I ask everyone to come to the casket and sort out the gifts according to their hearts.
Baba Yaga appears from the casket and distributes gifts to everyone.
- Do not think you are angry with us - a nail will come in handy in the household.
- To keep your teeth from hurting, brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)
- They wanted to get a flashlight, but you got just a ball.
- You got this soap so that you wash your hands more often.
- To find out your income, a notepad will come in handy.
- Pour this into a glass and drink slowly.
- After a glass of snack - it's very important.
- Here is a paper napkin instead of a sleeve.
- And for dessert, we have candy for you.
- You would like a piano, but got a calendar.
- Hope for the best in life
- Glue take, if something is not glued.
- Get the main prize, you get an egg grill.
- Although people say that vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward.
- There is no typewriter, we offer this item. (pen)
- We give you toothpaste so that you are toothy.
- Hooray! - shout to the whole world. Your car is a souvenir.
- When you go for a walk, so that your trousers do not sleep, you have these steel pins with you.
- Here's a little brooch for you - smile at least a little.
- You will need your donated stocking for the future.
- Read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
- Whatever you eat in the dining room, get a bay leaf.
- Don't get sick, be strong, I'm handing you the pills.
- To always be beautiful, hurry up to get the cream.
- I give out without a document, you got this tape.
- And not just, and not thick: the payoff is a fork of cabbage.
- Get it - hurry up, you have a notebook: write poetry.
- You should not be angry at the prize: you can ride on the broom.
- Happiness fell into your hands, you got three potatoes.
Leading: Everyone who didn't get presentsget a win-win lottery.
Lottery tickets are distributed to guests, and at the end of the holiday small but pleasant souvenirs are raffled off.
(THE GYPSY GIRL SOUNDS)
Gypsy: How you forgot about me and didn’t invite me to your evening. Well, gild the pen, I'll tell you the whole truth.
- Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation on it - a car.
- If you wear clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
- Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
- When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
- Do not relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the state house.
- Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
- Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of January. Start preparing immediately.
- Today is the best day for you! As well as everyone else!
- Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Leading: And now pop stars will perform in front of you.
Music number.
Leading: I ask you to come up for the prize of the one who correctly solves the riddle.
- People from the same beach. (Conjugates)
- If a child reads a lot of poetry, he can become a poet, if he reads only about robbers, he will become .... (deputy)
- A person who has received many awards. (literate)
- A man with a big forehead. (Lobotryas)
- People living on labor income. (Shooters)
- Bandit, tormented by foolishness. (bandura player)
- All covered with greenery, absolutely all. (New Russian)
- What is growing, but we do not notice. (welfare)
- A very tanned person. (Black person)
- Steam treatment for psychos. (Parapsychology)
- Human behavior is simple and natural. (Rudeness)
- A young woman going her own way. (Confused)
Leading: Cards with verbs and nouns. The player draws 2 cards. If they match in sound - a prize.
DRESS - I WILL IRON
BROOCH - ATTACH ON THE CHEST
CAT - I WILL TAKE IN HANDS AND WILL IRON
POCKET HANDKERCHIEF - I WILL PERFUME AND PUT IN POCKET
SOAP - I WILL TAKE IT TO THE BATH
CAR - SIT AND GO
NUTS - RUN AND REMOVE
VIOLIN - I WILL PLAY IT
HAT - I WILL PUT ON THE HEAD
SAUSAGE - FRY AND REMOVE
GREEN ONION - I WILL PUT IN OKROSHKA
CRYSTAL VASE - I WILL PUT ON THE TABLE AND I WILL ADMIRE IT
HANDKERCHIEF - I WILL WIPE THE NOSE
UMBRELLA - COVER FROM THE RAIN
FLOWERS - I WILL Smell
CAKE - ENJOY
MUSTARD - I WILL SPRAY ON THE BREAD
DOLL - WASH AND GET TO SLEEP
FUN COMPETITIONS
Leading: We invite you to take part in the competition. You need to fill the glasses with a teaspoon. Whoever completes the task faster gets the opportunity to make a toast.
Host: Two Teams line up in two lines facing each other. Players in each team, from first to last, must pass each other some kind of round thing: an orange, a ball, a round toy. In this case, you can use only the chin or shoulder. You can't help yourself with your hands. If a thing falls to the floor, then everything starts from the beginning.
Leading: Place the button on the index finger of your hand and, turning to your playmate, invite him to place the button on his index finger. No other finger is allowed. The one who does not hold and drops the button is out of the game.
Leading: Players freeze in different poses. The host remembers the poses of the players, their clothes and leaves the room. The players make 5 changes in their postures and clothes.
(not everyone has five, but only five). The leader must return everything to its original position. If the host has found all five changes, then the players fulfill his wish as a reward. Otherwise, you need to drive again.
WIN-LOSE LOTTERY
- Sound pickup system "I do not like - do not listen" (huge ear).
- Fruit of temptation (apple).
- A remedy for talkativeness (dummy).
- Sewing machine (needle and thread).
- Electric lighter (box of matches).
- Painting by an unknown artist (postcard).
- Washing machine (eraser).
- Bird of the future (egg).
- Measuring instrument (centimeter).
- Aircraft (balloon).
- Means for weight loss (skipping rope).
- Synthetic backpack universal (cellophane bag).
- Disinfectant (soap).
- Crystal chandelier (bulb).
- Diet food (chewing gum).
- Tool of labor (spoon).
- Antique hanger (nail).
- Typewriter (pen).
- Thought fixer (pencil).
- Spare parts for sneakers (laces).
- New Year's roll (serpentine).
- Apparatus for transmitting thoughts at a distance (envelope).
The right to a car (lottery ticket).
Last year, my colleagues really liked our corporate party, and this year they again blamed me for holding it.
I will write a script here, I will use relay races and competitions at the celebration of our family New Year in the forest.
Hello comrades and gentlemen!
Today I will be your Tamada
I rummaged through the entire Internet.
Chose the best.
And our holiday will be cheerful or not.
It's up to you ladies and gentlemen.
There are no recipes for the perfect New Year's holiday, everyone has their own, and today we will try together to create a festive, New Year's mood for each of you. And let's start right now. Let's count on the First - Second. First - you will create noise, festive effects. When you hear numbers in the text, clap the same number of times. And the Second - when they hear mention of the New Year and Santa Claus, they shout Hurray! All clear? Let's rehearse: New Year (shout "Hurrah"), three (clap 3 times). Great! The presenter reads the text, the participants clap and shout.
What a wonderful New Year's Eve! Too bad it only happens once a year! But with what impatience we are waiting for him, because Santa Claus will come to visit us with a whole bag of gifts. We are already starting to prepare for it 2 weeks before the New Year. We go around the shops in search of gifts, but not 1, not 2 and not 3 times. We buy a NEW YEAR tree and put a toy Santa Claus near it. And now the 12th month of the old year is coming to an end. You can already hear how the New Year is coming towards us with a light step, and, of course, Grandfather Frost leads him. And that is why we have gathered in this hall on December 29 to celebrate the New Year 2018 together with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden!
The old year is leaving
Leaving without a return
The thread of worries is leaving,
which we don't need
And it will sink into oblivion
What we wanted
Who was in love and was loved.
Unexpectedly - unexpectedly
The names are gone
Moments, looks, songs
Time is running out.
Where it was so wonderful!
Goodbye old year
Goodbye, no goodbye
New Year is coming to us
And he makes promises!
Yes! The New Year is an extraordinary holiday in all respects, but you can’t go into the future without remembering the past, it’s impossible to forget those warm and joyful moments that the outgoing year gave us, because for many of you it has become significant both in work and in personal life. Therefore, I propose to tell the respected Director about the most important thing in the outgoing 2017 (the music "I know the password, I see a landmark" is turned on for the Director from the joke folder). Tonight at the evening of our director will be accompanied by music. If it starts to play (music for the Director from the joke folder turns on) Tatyana Vitalievna gets up and waves her hand in greeting to everyone.
Remember, we settled on the first - the second? The first numbers - such a melody accompanies you (the music "Let's drink for love" from the funny folder is turned on). As soon as you hear it, immediately pour it to your neighbor and raise your glasses.
The second numbers also have their own melody for you (the music "I'm dancing is unrealistic" is turned on from the joke folder). As soon as you hear it, get up and start dancing. Let's practice. The music plays several times.
Oh! We forgot about our union leader. It also has its own music. (music "Natural blond" from the funny folder is turned on). word to the union. (Music from the funny folder is turned on).
—Good holiday New Year Celebrates our people. A good reason to shout...
— The year has already ended, He quietly said goodbye to us. New Year we will call ... All: Let's celebrate the New Year!
— Our world team - We are a mountain for each other! Everyone is ready to dance! All: Let's celebrate the New Year!
— Toasts, contests and songs! Let's drink a "hundred", or maybe "two hundred". You can have fun walking! All: Let's celebrate the New Year!
— Santa Claus for all of us has long been in store for gifts. They are ready to receive... All: Let's celebrate the New Year!
Let's call Santa Claus. Santa Claus gives gifts.
Why are we all sitting at the table? Isn't it time to go to a holiday concert? Dancing to music from the Journey folder.
Scene (Businessmen). Music from the funny folder.
Raise a toast to the New Year
Let the toast be extremely simple,
For happiness, friendship, laughter,
In all matters, great success,
For sensitivity, tenderness, kindness
Family life warmth!
Did you drink? Have a bite? Well, let's sing now! Song. (Educators). Folder Funny.
Shall we play? Game SANTA'S GIFTS. 5-6 people are called, they should illustrate the words of the presenter.
Santa Claus brought gifts to the family. He gave his dad a comb. Show with one hand how he combs his hair? He gave his son skis. Show how he skis. He gave his mother a meat grinder. Show how she twists the meat. He gave his daughter a doll. Show me how she bats her eyelashes and says "mom" And he gave his grandmother a Chinese bobblehead. Show how he shakes his head. All movements are first performed one at a time, and then simultaneously.
Folder Funny. Chastushki (Educators). Scene (Psychologist)
Folder Funny. Musical fairy tale (Junior educators)
Folder Funny. Friends let's raise a glass
sparkling wine
For life to be love.
And full of joy!
For the fact that the pocket was full
Not small banknotes
And to fulfill all the dreams
Coming New Year!
A game "Snowballs". Blindfolded, paper snowballs are collected in a basket. Who collected more - he won.
Dance break.
Contest "Christmas Snipers". Guests are divided into 2 teams. A bucket is placed in front of each team, into which you need to get a “snowball” from the album sheet. The difficulty is that you need to do this while standing on one leg. The team that throws more "snowballs" into the bucket will win and receive prizes. Props: snowballs, 2 small hoops.
Contest "Now I'll sing". Reminds me of Christmas songs. The one who calls the song goes to the circle. Since the symbol of the coming year is the Dog, the song must be barked. Who better to cope with the task, he will win.
Contest "In one harness". Two teams play, each with an even number of people. Everyone splits into pairs. Each pair is given two rubber bands (for example, for hair), into which, standing shoulder to shoulder, the couple must pass the adjacent ankles and hands together and be “in the same harness”. The relay race begins to the music - pairs from both teams overcome the distance to the finish line, where a tangerine is waiting for them; you need to clean the tangerine, go back and pass the gum to the next pair, the next pair divides the tangerine into slices and returns, the third pair eats the tangerine, etc. The more nimble team wins.
Music from the folder Funny. And I want to check how you are familiar with New Year's films! I will think of films whose heroes celebrate the New Year, and you answer. Only in rhyme!
We do not mind watching it for the tenth time, The film is called. ("Carnival Night".)
And fairy tales have scientific ideas. This movie is wonderful about this. ("Wizards")
And, as usual, they would look - We are on this night. ("Irony of Fate.")
When the chock flared up brighter, The film ended deplorably. ("Snow Maiden".)
They celebrated the New Year in the country. Do you remember the movie. ("Gentlemen of Fortune".)
You will meet a horned creature. Watch the movie. ("Christmas Eve".)
Probably, this time it will go again, The film is curious. ("Old New Year".)
There comes the New Year's finale, And this film is called. ("Carnival".)
He was a freak, a dwarf, but a lucky one. And the cartoon is called. ("Nutcracker".)
She was lucky to meet everyone at once. The film is about these brothers. ("12 months".)
Although he is actually the namesake of Santa Claus, But he is affectionately called in the film. ("Frost")
Contest "New Year card". Two teams draw a collective New Year's card on paper sheets. But they draw one by one and blindfolded.
Tongue Twisters.
Don't expect a miracle! Wonder yourself! Wonder with us!
With coming! I wish you all happiness and good in the new year and always!
