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A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.

Fishing is the most time-consuming way to relax.

Fishing is the only sport where doping is officially allowed.

And the fish wags its tail when it is taken by the gills.

Estonians have invented a new float. Begins to sink 5 seconds before the bite.

As part of political correctness, the United States passed a law according to which "poaching" should now be called "alternative fishing" ...

The crucian makes its way through flocks of rotans, silver carps, trouts and is indignant: "Come in large numbers here!"

The world's unluckiest fisherman celebrated his worm's 14th birthday.

Scientists have discovered a new species of fish - bastard fish. Not caught and that's it ...

One feels like asking a girl with a piercing on her lower lip: "Did you peck at a mormyshka?"

A shark hybrid with a goldfish was discovered in the Pacific Ocean: it fulfills three death wishes.

The number of wishes increases from 3 to 50 if the "Golden Fish" is placed on a hot frying pan.

The spring competition in ice fishing ended in complete failure.

Fishing enthusiasts are divided into two categories: fishermen and alcoholics with fishing rods.

What kind of fisherman are you in the 21st century if you don't own Photoshop?

A woman who has never seen her husband fishing has no idea what a patient man she married.

Fishing vodka saved more fish than the entire fishery together.

The satisfied face of the fisherman was reflected in the mirror carp.

It is necessary to accompany the husband on fishing in such a way as to discourage the hunt.

If the fish spoke, people would be dumb.

Never go fishing with a woman you don't know - either she will hook you, or you will hook something.

To give a person a fish means to deprive him of motivation. Give him a fishing rod and he will run for vodka himself.

Of all living things, the fastest growing fish, especially those already caught.

Yes, I know the fishing spots! the fish just don't know them.

A real fisherman is not the one who caught a lot of fish, but the one who argued that this time there was no way to catch a fish.

The point of fishing is not to catch more fish, but to drink in proportion to the catch.

Fishing is the best excuse for an early morning drink.

Winter fishing in spring is the cheapest type of diving.

Once again, I am convinced that without difficulty you will not find a pond.

The biggest liars among anglers are whalers.

Fishing is not a diagnosis, not a disease, not imprisonment - but for life.

There are two types of anglers: some look at this activity as a sport, others manage to catch something.

The longer the hands of the fisherman, the less faith in his stories.

It is not considered bad manners to come back from fishing without a fish caught. But with unfinished vodka - this is a shame for the whole honest company.

Fishing is like in a bath - there are no bosses, everyone is equal.

On bezrybe and tadpole - catfish.

On lack of fish and a glass - a bite.

Once at a still pool, it is best to reel in fishing rods.

For some, fishing is a recreation for the fisherman, for others, for fish.

No one has ever seen a rich fisherman.

What kind of fishing is this? Yes, fishing...

The only predictable thing about fishing is unpredictability.

A good fisherman is not looking for a convenient place, but a fish one.

Perhaps the fisherman is pushed under the sides.

A successful fisherman treats not with stories, but with fish.

Without patience, there is no gain.

You can see the talker by the word, and the fisherman by the catch.

If the father is a fisherman, and the son looks into the water.

You can't throw seine into someone else's pond.

Hold on to the chance, the generation did not break.

Whoever fishes will have an ear.

A fisherman and a hunter are not a worker.

The water is quiet, but the pools are deep.

Love is like fishing, it does not bite - reel in the fishing rods!

Fishing is in full swing when the bait is hardly distinguished from the snack...

Real fishermen don't eat fish soup. They bite her.

The fish doesn't bite because it doesn't have a beak...

The fisherman hates the fisherman for sure.

Many unresolved issues can be resolved if you forget about them and go fishing.

There is little passion for fishing - you need tackle.

Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.

The theoretical angler knows how and what to fish with, but he can't catch anything. A practical angler catches a fish, but does not know why he is biting. An ordinary angler combines theory and practice - he can't catch anything and doesn't know why!

Still, there is something suspicious in the name of the newspaper "Rybak-Rybaka"...

According to the rules of real fishing, the fish do not bite for 10 reasons:
1. It's too cold today
2. It's too hot today
3. The jerks on the motorboat scared away all the fish,
4. The assholes on the next boat overfed the fish with bait,
5. Fish spawn,
6. Fish poisoned by sewage,
7. Here it bites only on domestic maggots,
8. Not yet the season for fishing,
9. It's not the time of the year for fishing,
10. Can't peck with our government!

If you have caught a goldfish and you have nothing to cook your fish soup with, think carefully before releasing it back into the river.

The student lives from session to session, and the angler lives from Friday to Sunday.

Do you have somewhere to sleep? Come fishing with an overnight stay.

Working with thoughts about the upcoming fishing is much more pleasant than fishing with thoughts about the upcoming work.

500 grams is a bream or even a bream? For the caught fisherman - bream! For his neighbor - a scavenger.

Regular customers of the store "Everything for Fishing" also know each other through the club of anonymous alcoholics.

The worm should please not the fisherman, but the fish.

Some anglers catch fish, others only feed them all their lives.

The winter fishing season does not end until a couple of people on the ice floe carry it.

Russians, the only people who can go fishing - and catch a squirrel ...

After drinking a glass of vodka, the fisherman cast his line. Completely abandoned...

I left for mushrooms - I will return after fishing when the cartridges run out ...

An interesting fisherwoman will meet a very decent fisherman so as not to catch anything.

If you pour vodka into a large canister, then you can not take a fishing box, because you can sit on it.

DPS nickname, remember the motto of real fishermen! "Caught - let go!"

A classic example of a bore: a husband who regularly returns from fishing sober and with fish.

The fisherman does not fall far from the fisherman.

Boast to the fisherman that the ruff wag his tail.

If you add a few drops of a laxative to the bait, the fish will return to the baited place faster.

Since modern carbon fiber rods can easily tolerate frost, they can be stored in the refrigerator.

If in the evening it is good to feed the fish with vodka, then at dawn it will bite well on beer!

If you have been detained by the fishery, you have the right to a free call on their cell phone to your lawyer.

A spinning beard is a sign of youth.

It pecked yesterday and ... will peck tomorrow.

It seems to be biting, but it seems like it's time to go home.

Get up early - catch more.

I saw a bite - show skill.

Whoever is in a hurry to hook - he will not see the fish.

Exposure and a keen eye - just right for a fisherman.

The fish is not stupid, but the fisherman is not a simpleton either.

When pecking, mosquitoes do not notice.

A fisherman may not smoke for hours when the fish plays with tackle.

It pecks when it turns away for a minute.

He drilled a hundred holes, and removed his stomach.

Perch loves to be looked for.

The fisherman lied, wound a couple of kilos.

The more holes you drill, the more fish you get.

Send me, God, such a fish so that at least once I don’t have to lie!

Give up the habit of catching fish with a match.

The bite can be good, but the catch is worthless.

I didn’t get up at dawn - I lost fishing.

Talk about the ear when the fish is in the hand.

I fished until the evening, but there was nothing to eat.

Bad gear will not let you rest.

If time is money, then the richest people are anglers.

The fisherman's memory is phenomenal: he even remembers things that never happened.

Do you like to eat fish, love and listen to stories.

Fishing in single file - from fishing crawling.

A real fisherman has a kind word even for a worm.

The fisherman scratches his tongue, but not always lies.

When the soul huddles, the line always breaks.

Lying in bed - do not catch a fish.

The fish bites the one who patiently waits.

Stop yawning, if you start pecking.

It is difficult for a fish to explain what a "balyk" is.

A wife is a weight, if the float is not worth it, you must either change the weight or add a couple more.

Paid ponds are divided into two categories: "why am I paying for this" and "well, it's worth it"

For every cool tackle there is always a local Vasya with a bamboo misunderstanding who will catch you.

A man is a creature that can wait stupidly for three hours for a bite and is unable to wait fifteen minutes for his wife to get dressed.

And why only fish swim where they are caught!

Birds of a feather flock together! And the fishery inspector - even more so ...

Fishing is cool!

The biggest fish caught are always the ones off the hook.

A good bite happens either before you start catching or after that.

Salmon sturgeon: What is our life? - Caviar!

All the same, the fisherman is the first to peck at the worm.

Without a pond, you can't even get a fish out of it.

Angry fish pecked at a fisherman who had fallen into the water...

An experienced politician, even while fishing, began to promise the fish a significant increase in water in the very near future.

People go fishing, and they don’t even get off the bus - if only there was vodka!

Apparently, there is a law of nature, according to which an honest person cannot be a good fisherman.

Cholesterol fish to the bulb - it does not tolerate the smell of sunflower oil!

The angler's creed - give me a little support, I'll place my fishing rod there!

Ah, if only the fish clung to the hook like a wife to fishing rods!

The fisherman recognizes the fisherman by the hand.

A fisherman does not consider a fisherman a fool.

Fishing is a business.

Fishing is about the process, not the fish.

Fishermen are easy to identify: due to the often shown size of the fish they catch, their arms are much longer than usual.

Unsuccessful fishermen do not exist in nature at all, just not all of them know how to lie masterfully.

Two fishermen sprained their arms, showing each other the size of the fish they had caught.

Not far to go, but far to go.

The widest gestures are those of the fishermen.

There is no such fishing about which it would be impossible to lie with three boxes. And there is no such fish that could not be increased ten times in the stories.

Somehow one fisherman caught two fish on one hook and released them with the words: Nobody will believe me!

A good bite happens either before you start catching or after.

The fisherman of the fisherman - two fools got drunk.

Fisherman Vasily caught the biggest bream when he forgot his wife's birthday!

For Russians, going fishing and going fishing are two completely different things ...

Fish are looking for where it is deeper - there is less fuel oil.

Men most often peck at silicone bait.

If it doesn’t bite in winter, then before lowering the tackle into the hole, breathe on the bloodworm. Its drunken noise can attract fish.

By the end of fishing, the fisherman no longer sees the fisherman from afar.

Perhaps the fish off the hook is also lying, talking about the giant who did not catch it.

Until you catch a real fish, fishing is boring, and after that - uninteresting.

The way to an angler's heart is through his bait.

Give your husband a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and you'll get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Fishing - the same booze, only in rubber boots.

Many are too lazy to work, and some are too lazy even to fish.

The ice fishing championship on the seventh day was closed by a brigade of narcologists.

No matter how you prepare for fishing, it will be caught in the wrong place and for the wrong thing.

It is better not to weigh a large fish, otherwise it will lose half its weight.

To make your gear last longer, just do not take it on a fishing trip.

A mature man is a man who will always choose fishing between sex and fishing.

The fisherman sat so still that the fish began to worry about him.

The fisherman-witness claimed that the offender was at least five meters tall and weighed at least three hundred kilograms.

Alcoholism is incurable, so fishing is a lifelong hobby.

After I quit drinking, I didn't like fishing at all.

Our life is like fishing: you sit, waiting for something, occasionally drinking.

Husband went fishing and brought a mermaid with him? Let's go, girls, to the seas - there are 33 heroes!

I played fishing on my computer. Set "realistic" to the max. I sat in front of the screen for two hours. Didn't bite...

A smart woman will always let her husband go fishing! A wise woman is also with children!

Fishing is like love, eternal unrest: bite-not bite, catch-not catch, and WHAT will you catch?

It would seem a small fry, but how arrogantly silent!

Others envy sardines, believing that they bathe in oil.

When the wife after the wedding complained about the lack of attention, he answered her with a Japanese aphorism: "Why feed the caught fish ?!"

If a woman is cold like a fish, a man should be patient like a fisherman.

And yet men are a unique people! Getting up at 7 am for work is a pain! And getting up at 4 in the morning for fishing - rest !!!

You can't go fishing with a bad mood... Let the bad mood stay at home and cook dinner!!!

No woman gets the attention that a float gets in calm weather.

If you sit on the river bank for a long time, sooner or later the wife will break the fishing rods.

Men!!! Don't take girls fishing. And they will drink all the vodka, and they will scare away the fish.

The fishermen sailing away on the ice floe asked the Ministry of Emergency Situations to save them more slowly because of the good bite.

An unsuccessful fisherman of a successful fisherman - hates from afar.

There are always more fish in someone else's boat.

It's too late for a pike in a pan to remember water.

Fish in the river - not in hand.

Women are strange creatures, simple human joys are inaccessible to them: the goal of their favorite team, beer after work or fishing with friends.

A real fisherman does not catch fish, but luck.

If there is a "saw fish", there must be a "biting fish".

If I catch ten fish, I will tell you that I caught twenty, and so on. But I won’t exaggerate the catch anymore, because lying is a big sin.

Lake and river - happiness for the fisherman.

Spinning size and test - confirmation of manhood...

On the worst fishing - better than at home!

The most catchy spinner will still remain in the store.
No matter how many spinners you have, there are still more in someone else's box!

Fishing is life! Work and family are hobbies.

The big fish is the one you caught, the rest are the small ones.

Biting is a fickle, unpredictable and ... difficult to prove ...

Only those fishermen who have no wit speak the truth.

Any obstacle to fishing only strengthens the desire for it.

The only way to get rid of thoughts about fishing is to go fishing.

Nothing confuses the concepts of fishing like the recognition of authorities.

Not the original fisherman who does not imitate anyone, but the one whom no one
able to imitate.

In fishing, any doctrine is an alibi with which the fisherman tries to justify his own limitations.

A fisherman who can be understood is no longer a fisherman.

Anyone who buys extra gear ends up selling what they need.

Nowhere do you feel the futility of human hopes so strongly as on a fishing trip.

The best remedy for fishing is fishing.

The highest pleasure is to catch a fish that (in the opinion of others) you cannot catch.

Anyone who wants to go fishing should prepare for it.

A day spent fishing should be looked upon as a small life.

Even the smartest fisherman has a hard time answering stupid questions.

It is better to learn too much in fishing than to learn nothing.

Work is a way to not get bored between fishing trips.

In order to catch the mormyshka well, the hands must tremble as it should.

The fisherman knows everything about fish... and yet he loves to catch it.

Fisher friends help us to live, but interfere with our work.

The difference between recreational anglers and sport anglers is that some are drunk a lot, others are not sober.

The difference between fishermen and anglers is that some just fish, while others actually catch fish.

Every country has the fishermen it deserves.

Tell me what kind of fish you are catching and I will tell you who you are.

In case of major troubles, give up everything except fishing.

Catching a lot of fish is harmful, but not enough is boring.

There are two ways to catch big fish, but no one knows them.

The golden rule of fishing is that there are no golden rules in fishing.

Living off fishing for fishing is the true art.

Whatever the fisherman talks about, it always refers to fishing.

In addition to fools and roads, there is a third problem in Russia - fishermen who indicate how and where to fish.

When fish are caught one by one, fishing turns into work.

If you add a few drops of a laxative to the bait, the fish will return to the baited place faster.

If it is necessary to mark a catchy place on the reservoir, but there is no buoy at hand, drink two-thirds from a bottle of vodka, clog it, tie the load on a cord of the required length. Buek is ready! Now you will definitely find it even at night with your eyes closed.

In winter, when fishing, maggot is best kept behind the cheek.

When using an ENERGIZER battery, even after all the fish have died, your electric rod continues to work! work!! and work!!!

To make sure the guides are secure, take a small round file with you to the store when you buy a rod. If there are no traces of it left on the rings, then no cord is terrible for them.

Experience shows that a helicopter finds a torn off ice floe with fishermen dressed in white camouflage much later - which means there is a chance to catch more fish.

Now, in many reservoirs, in order not to be left without a catch, fishermen practice a new method: bring-release-catch.

Using a laser pointer, you can lure fish. A red dot dancing along the bottom, according to the observations of anglers, is the best way to attract perch.

Since the new year, in many countries it is allowed to catch not only dead fish, but also dead worms.

Soon the need for expensive gear will disappear by itself. It will only be necessary to bring a basin of clean water to the shore, and the fish themselves will jump into it from a polluted reservoir.

The fishing line will never break if you agree with the fish not to make sudden movements and be careful when playing with each other.

The level of equipment of local fishermen in Karelia has increased dramatically, as passing kayakers, tumbling, leave their favorite spinning sticks and various shimans in the reservoirs.

The principle of "Catch - release" is just another trick of Western anglers who use this excuse in front of more successful colleagues.

RAPALA has issued instructions for dealers on the sale of wobblers. Here are excerpts:
... Lures in bright colors are better placed in the dark corners of the display, and natural colors are closer to the buyer.
... Large wobblers need to be made as inaccessible as possible in order to provoke the angler into a grip.
... The guide of the visitor along the goods should be done slowly with stops near the most spectacular novelties, with twitching them near the nose of the victim ... With our lures you are guaranteed success!

On lack of fish and cancer, fish, and on hopelessness and passage - the outcome.

The only predictable thing about fishing is unpredictability.
- How thoughtful.

- You killed our fish! I think she would like to die a long time ago. - Well, yes! Fish only dream about it!

There are fish for lack of fish and cancer, and if you stir it up well, then burbot is not the last.

Fishing should be quiet.
- Fishing must be fish.

The fish is looking for where it is deeper, and where the man is better, and only the proud live in their territory.

The fish in the sea act like people on earth: the big ones eat the small ones.

What a fish! Where did you get it? Is it in a store?
- In the shop! Now there is no such thing in the seas. Today I inspected one fishing base.
- Did you give it?
He takes everything from them.
- You offend me, girl. I caught it myself!

A person searches all his life where it is better, and in the end it turns out to be where it is deeper. Which proves the relationship of man with fish.

People think fish are brainless. I have always known that this is not so, because the fish know when to be silent, but people are fools. The fish already knows everything, so she doesn’t even need to think.

You know, I've never seen a fish lie or swim in shit the way people do...

I have always loved fish, but I never thought that someday a fish would love me.

When the fish becomes an adult, the eye from one side passes to the other ... Perhaps this is a sign of maturity. By this they show that they have gone through difficult times.
- What times?
- Those that separate children from parents.

Headless fish rot faster.

Now that we have learned to fly through the air like birds, to swim underwater like fish, we need to learn how to live on earth like people.

A fish that sees a hook in every worm will not live long. Zbigniew Holodiuk

- I don't eat fish.
- Why?
- Fish pee in the sea.
- So are the children.
I don't eat kids either.

For man there is nothing more natural than labor, man is born for him, like a bird for flying and a fish for swimming.


And the fish splashes in the river, in the silence that lasts for eternity. Roland Robinson

To swim against the current, the fish must be strong, even a dead fish can swim with the current.

Personally, I love strawberries with cream, but for some reason fish prefer worms. That's why when I go fishing, I don't think about what I love, but about what the fish loves. Dale Carnegie

I will tell you a story about my fish. This is the number 641 fish in my entire life. My parents bought me my first fish to teach me how to love and care for someone else. 640 fish later, all I know is that everything you love will die. Chuck Palahniuk

Fish swim, birds fly, but until you bake them.

Many people think that I just count the fish, but this is not so. I look at her, look into her soul, read her thoughts, and then let her into my dreams.

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The longer the hands of the fisherman, the less faith in his stories.

A woman who has never seen her husband fishing has no idea what a patient man she married.

The biggest fish caught are always the ones off the hook.

Of all living things, the fastest growing fish, especially those already caught.

All the same, the fisherman is the first to peck at the worm. Fishing is not a diagnosis, not a disease, not imprisonment, but a lifetime.

On bezrybe and tadpole - catfish.

The best antidepressant is fishing Angler's Creed.

Give me a little support, I'll place my fishing rod there.

Fishermen are easy to identify: due to the often shown size of the fish they catch, their arms are much longer than usual.

Somehow a hunter and a fisherman met and let's brag about trophies. The fisherman, of course, won. Any fish the size of outstretched arms is much more honorable than an elk of the same size.

The fish is small, but the ear is sweet.

The fish doesn't bite because it doesn't have a beak...

The number of baits taken for fishing is inversely proportional to the variety of fish caught.

Work is a way to not get bored between fishing trips.

The most catchy spinner will still remain in the store.

Creating the appearance of fishing is included in the price of the fishing tour.

The mirror carp usually reflects the happy face of the fisherman.

Paid ponds are divided into two categories: "Fuck, I'm paying for this" and "Well, it's worth it."

Beer is the greatest invention. The wheel, of course, is also okay, but the wheel with the fish is still not right ...

Many unresolved issues can be resolved if you forget about them and go fishing.

There is little passion for fishing - you need tackle.

You can see the talker by the word, and the fisherman by the catch.

Any fish is good, if it went to the bait.

On a fresh worm and a fish on a hook.

Thin tackle and rest will not.

A real fisherman does not catch fish, but luck.

Once again I am convinced that without labor you will not find a pond.

Fishing is like in a bath - there are no bosses, everyone is equal.

Fishing should be quiet.

Fishing must be fish.

The only predictable thing about fishing is unpredictability. How thoughtful.

A good fisherman is not looking for a convenient place, but a fish one.

Ah, if only the fish clung to the hook like a wife to fishing rods!

Theorist, practitioner and ordinary fisherman. Theorist - knows how and what to catch, but can't catch anything. Practitioner - catches fish, but does not know why she pecks at him. Ordinary angler - combines theory and practice - can't catch anything and doesn't know why!

The student lives from session to session, and the angler lives from Friday to Sunday.

Do you have somewhere to sleep? - Come fishing with an overnight stay.

The old man's troubles began from the moment he told the old woman that he had caught a goldfish. Moral: you caught something - shut up!

Working with thoughts about the upcoming fishing is much more pleasant than fishing with thoughts about the upcoming work.

Still, it's good when the family has common interests ... He loves fishing, and she loves when he goes fishing.

A man is a creature that can wait three hours in a row for a bite and is unable to wait fifteen minutes for his wife to get dressed.

The hook is blunt - the cage is empty.

Ruffy in the hand, and fragrant in the ear.

Personally, I love strawberries with cream, but for some reason fish prefer worms. That's why when I go fishing, I don't think about what I love, but about what the fish loves. Dale Carnegie.

Cool statuses about fishing and fishermen

AND An interesting fisherwoman will meet a very decent fisherman in order not to catch anything.

P Once a fisherman caught two fish on one hook and released them with the words: Nobody will believe me!

E If you pour vodka into a large canister, then you can not take a fishing box, because you can sit on it.

X a good bite happens either before you start catching or after

T aranka is not a fish. This is a Japanese gate opener.

R fisherman's ybak - two fools got drunk.

P Diligent fishermen caught a mermaid at night. The next morning it turned out that it was a catfish, and everyone was ashamed.

D PSnik, remember the motto of real fishermen! "Caught - let go!"

WITH The fisherman Vasily caught the biggest bream when he forgot his wife's birthday!

H and sometimes they don’t lie so much as before the elections, after fishing and before sex.

H pure water is only in springs and glaciers, the rest is filled with fish

WITH The idea of ​​fishing is not to catch more fish, but to drink in proportion to the catch.

At Russians go fishing and go fishing - two completely different things ...

M alchik Borya, who spent his entire childhood fishing with his father, cannot speak.

W Winter fishing in spring is the cheapest type of diving.

E then environmental pollution is just some kind of horror! Yesterday I opened a tin of sardines - and it is full of oil, and all the fish are dead!

IN hydrometeorological center requires employees with joint disease

AND Jenna confessed to her husband that she cheated on him when he was fishing. And he disappeared. Haven't seen him for a week. Then she could barely see with her right eye.

IN drunk, I can do anything - even go fishing!

R fish is looking for where it is deeper - there is less fuel oil

TO A classic example of a bore: a husband who regularly returns from fishing sober and with fish.

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IN new fishing season, reels with more than 4000 rpm are subject to mandatory registration.

H and silicone bait is most often pecked by men

E If it does not bite in winter, then before lowering the tackle into the hole, breathe on bloodworms. Its drunken noise can attract fish.

R the fisherman falls far from the fisherman

H and fishing I catch fish))))

P looking for a girl who loves to go fishing, loves to dig worms and has an inflatable boat with a motor. A photo of the boat is a must.

R brag to the ybak that the ruff is wagging its tail.

E If you add a few drops of a laxative to the bait, the fish will return to the baited place faster.

P Since most modern carbon fiber spinning rods tolerate frost well, they can be stored in the refrigerator.

D And what is fishing, so - fishing ...

E If you are detained by the fishery, you have the right to a free call on their cell phone to your lawyer.

E If in the evening it is good to feed the fish with vodka, then at dawn it will bite well on beer!

B Oroda in a spinning player is a sign of youth

TO At the end of fishing, the fisherman no longer sees the fisherman from afar.

At A part in the annual round-the-world fishing will take an ice floe with Russian fishermen, which started from the Gulf of Finland.