Happy birthday!
You are a golden friend!
And wanting a Lamborghini
Lots of discounts in the store
A fur coat from a mink and a polar fox,
young cavalier,
May good luck accompany
Will bring a million in addition.
So that you live the best
May you be successful!

Congratulate cool girlfriend happy birthday

Girlfriend, I'll tell you, dear,
You are the best, you are like a family.
Love, and smiles to you, and warmth.
I want to congratulate you today!

So that you would never get sick
And to be in the Maldives more often,
So that you always go to Louboutins,
And you have enough money for a Bentley!

Always smile, be happy.
What do you dream about - let it come true!

Cool birthday greetings to a girlfriend in verse

Girlfriend, I only wish on my birthday
Grow, laugh and bloom,
So much goodness, warmth and affection,
What can not be carried away in a hundred years!

In study and in work - good luck,
And rest - easy and to your heart's content!
And there will be money, villas, dachas
Yes, power over your fate!

Beautiful funny birthday greetings to a girlfriend

With all my heart I wish you happiness
Let your eyes shine!
There will be no grief and bad weather,
And only tears of joy

So that money flows like a river,
Health was strong, like granite,
And we were inseparable,
Success attracted like a magnet!

Let the men lay down in piles,
And everyone looks after you
Flowers are placed at the feet in handfuls,
Luck will be a companion in your destiny!

Short funny birthday greetings to a friend

I want a foreign prince
Great love and personal happiness,
be beautiful and rich
And don't forget about your friend.

Cool sms birthday greetings to a girlfriend

The year went around again
Happy birthday my friend!
I send you congratulations
Looking forward to the cake!

Funny birthday greetings to a girlfriend short in verse

Beautiful, slender and very ingenious
With whom it is necessary to be courteous, with whom it is necessary - impudent
Order with taste, tip-top with a sense of proportion
At your feet is a whole regiment of cavaliers
And the old women look after you with envy.
Girlfriend, keep up the good work!

Funny birthday greetings to a girlfriend to tears

Let's get drunk and cry
Over the past years.
Will never return!
birthday means

You are a year older
Became thicker, a little richer,
Bath built in the country
She did the plumbing.

I'm kidding, of course.
You are still young
There is no bath, there is water in the bucket
And I don't want to cry either.
Happy birthday my friend!

Funny birthday greetings to a woman friend

Happy birthday, girlfriend!
I will shout out loud to you
Let the cart be gifts,
I want happiness for you!

Raise all your glasses!
We drink to her health!
So that the generals lie at their feet!
Well, life flowed like a stream!

May all dreams come true soon
A bag of money will fall from above,
Every year it gets wiser
And in all matters you are lucky!

Happy birthday wishes for girlfriend

kind, beautiful,
bright, lovely,
Gorgeous, effective
Cheerful, wonderful

Amazing, stormy,
Free, seething,
Weird, beautiful,
And the very best!

In general, my friend
How did you understand
Will be like this
May you have life!

Funny birthday greetings to best friend

I want a bag from Vuitton,
"Dior" - perfume, lipstick to match,
Snakeskin boots
And a mink coat too!

And rest is only exclusive:
From Guatemala to the Maldives.
Days - fine and comfortable,
And feelings - desired and reciprocal.

Cool sms birthday greetings to a beautiful girlfriend

Oh, my friend, how much we are with you
Survived joys, worries!
On your birthday I will say with love:
We need to drink tonight!

Cool sms birthday greetings to a girlfriend in verse

To a beautiful friend like you
All men should give flowers
I wish you don't get better
And so graceful for a long time remained!

Funny birthday greetings to your best friend in verse

Happy birthday, dear friend!
I would like to whisper in your ear
But I'm ready to scream to the whole world,
There is no better place in the world than you!

I want to wish you a prince
So that they could not stop from kisses,
And in addition to it a golden carriage,
A crown in diamonds and a hard coin!

Funny birthday greetings to your beloved girlfriend

All these congratulations
The best on the planet
You are a friend, just a class,
And I will say without embellishment,

You are dearer to me for a long time,
Outwardly, you and I are similar,
We walk in heels
We hear after the male: "Ah!".

Just gotta show up
We start dreaming right now
Everyone around, even cats,
We are friends in spite of enemies!

Short funny birthday greetings to your beloved girlfriend

I wish it was thick in my pocket -
Lemons and cabbages bloomed
And smile with all your mouth
Smiling suits you so well!

Cool sms happy birthday to your beloved girlfriend

Once a year, you need to get drunk,
Or pretend to be drunk.
After all, the name day has begun
And all the guests got drunk.
Wonderful woman, congratulations sms,
And all that is, I will send you!

Funny birthday greetings to a girlfriend

Sharp mind shines, very pretty,
And the figure is in great shape.
But our friend is very sarcastic
And I am extremely critical of myself!

The poor body will starve,
So our capitalism will not see!
Happy birthday to everyone today!
They were totally worried about you.

Let God not judge severely the hunger strike.
In a past life, (name), you are an Indian yogi.
We wish you happiness and write a book,
How can you starve among food!

Happy birthday greetings to girlfriend vulgar

Girls are found in a quiet pool,
And you sparkle and shine
And in the volume list are,
And you and your fetish.

I wish you on your birthday
More men
So that life from pleasure,
Falling from the sides!

So that the back is tanned,
Lined up right in line
Tasting crazy,
Rub them all in a row!

Always fresh like a spring day
And hot as summer heat.
And that's why your birthday
Always marked by warmth.
You are an optimist by nature.
Anyone can deal with adversity.
You've had more than enough
But you are not broken by fate.
Your soul is always open
Easy and fun with you.
You have such power,
What anyone would envy.
To you, friend, with admiration
I want to say a lot.
On the bright day of your birth
Let me have this wish:
May happiness be daily
Let love be like nectar
Let the soul remain unchanged
And the heart will be a rare gift.
I appreciate and respect you
My words are not flattery.
Praise be to the Creator who is near
You are with me, my friend.

Well, what's up, beauty? Your dream has come true - to gather friends and hang out from the heart, and not just like that, and not even on the occasion of the next outfit, but on a wonderful and respectable occasion.
We are still dignified and noble, but very little time will pass - just two or three bottles! - and faces will turn pink, conversations will acquire the most comfortable degree of frankness, and fun will become unrestrained.
Today is your birthday. Congratulations, dear friend, and we wish you that your house is always fun and comfortable, like today, that you always cherish the brightest dreams, as you did yesterday, and that the best memories always remain in your memory - such as you will have tomorrow! Happy birthday!

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I want everything to be like in the picture.
Resorts, hotels, cafes, parties
I wish you the latest outfits
Flowers, compliments, enthusiastic looks
I wish to bloom, give smiles
And call your beloved friends more often!

Beloved girlfriend, I congratulate you on your birthday and on this beautiful day I wish you love, joy and great happiness in life! Never be upset over trifles and generally do not pay attention to them so that they do not spoil your mood! May luck always protect you, so that your eyes shine with the joy of victory and unquenchable hope! May this hope give you the fulfillment of your most desired dream, which will surely lead to the emergence of a new one!
Be always the same beautiful, smiling, sympathetic and in general, the best! May love cover your life with a floral veil and give you true, magical and permanent happiness that will radiate kindness and light in your home, and may it never leave your heart!

Happy birthday my friend!
My wishes...
May all hopes come true
And let your dreams come true!
Let there be no grief
And there will be no emptiness
More in a life of adventure
Be happy in the world - You!

The most faithful, the best and the most devoted friend! You are a bright, honest, kind and wonderful person who is always happy to share his warmth! Stay like this and please your neighbors with your enthusiasm in your eyes, hardworking character, sensitive heart and quivering soul. On your birthday, I wish you the most sincere and cloudless personal happiness, family well-being, comfort in the house and peace of mind!
Let all the rainbows of the world lay like a carpet in front of you, let the birds chirp at your windows about the good news, let all problems be solved in your favor and relatives give support! Be cheerful, patient, wise and unfading - neither soul nor thoughts! Happy birthday, dear, from the bottom of my heart!

Dear friend, always by my side
And at a good hour, in joy, in trouble
You are always friendly and happy to everyone
And never throw to the mercy of fate.
Happy birthday to you, I congratulate you!
I wish happiness in every new day
Cheerful colors of life, success in undertakings
And I want to confess how dear you are to me!

A friend of my harsh days, a beauty of very tender years, I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart on the birth of God in the form of a most beautiful, smartest and sweetest person! I wish you to always be on the alert, on horseback and feel like a queen, wherever you are! Let nothing overshadow your fabulous existence! I wish you an increase in wealth, an improvement in the quality of life and recreation, an increase in your salaries, an abundance of paths that will lead you to success! Be always, as now, graceful, slim, full of charm and light! I hug you tightly and kiss you! I sincerely wish you unique, passionate love and miraculous family happiness, may your innermost dreams and desires come true, and life be filled with inspiration, good mood, all kinds of positive feelings, ecstasy and lightness of days! Happy birthday to you, dear friend, hero of the occasion and identical charm!

Live, bastard, give birth to children,
And in life everything will be OK.
Love flowers, love their spirit
Love boys, but not two.

A person has three pillars, without which it is very difficult to go through life. A strong support is a family. When you are surrounded by relatives, it is very difficult for the insidious Fate to break through the devoted protection of loved ones.
Slender support is harmony in the soul. When you look at the world and see more good than bad in it, positive and good luck are attracted to you.
Reliable support is friendship. When a person has a friend, he can always count not only on nightly gatherings, cheerful meetings, but also on sincere conversations, sincere joy for success, support when it's hard.
My girlfriend is priceless! On your birthday, I wish you that your supports keep you and protect you, give you joy, happiness, inspiration! Going through life is easy when there are many hearts nearby that love and appreciate you!

We want to congratulate you, (Name)!
Believe me, you are not a friend, but a dream!
Today you are beautiful, even too much
And yet, you are always incomparable!
How to be only the first - you know for sure
Even if there are a million crazy cases!
Work, home - you have time everywhere,
Well, not a wife, but a standard!
Here is from us, (Name), wishes:
Let everyone appreciate you!
Let the renovation end endless!
May fate be very generous!
May he love more every day (His name),
Let there be health and success!
In short, life is sweet to you, dear!
You deserve it more than anyone!

My dear friend! My faithful and reliable friend! Happy Birthday to You! No matter how many springs and winters pass, you are always good and beautiful. And today you are blooming like a May rose! Nothing can compare with your radiant eyes, mischievous laugh and light, cheerful disposition! I am happy that next to me there is a person like you! Thank you for your support, for the ability to inspire optimism, for the desire to bring goodness and light to people! May there always be only kindness in your life! Let the obstacles disappear from your path! May your health be strong, your mood be excellent, friends faithful, love mutual! A clear sky above your head and a warm sun! Happy holiday, dear friend!

The more fun, the more dear to the heart.
That birthday screams to you: Hey!
Here I come to congratulate you!
Me too, my friend, congratulations, love.

I also desire the deep seas
endless love and joyful days.
I also wish, like a dove, to fly,
without sadness and fear, forward and into the light.

So that you fly to the upper heavens,
there are many mysteries and wonders!
And so that the voice of happiness does not subside in you,
I give you the verse I wrote!

Only envious people can argue that female friendship does not exist. I am ready to argue with them every day, clearly showing our friendship with you as an example. Today, dear, is your birthday! This is the most significant date of the year, because today you will find so many congratulations and gifts. And I, my beloved friend, wish you to be the happiest in the world, to enjoy every day you live. May you not have disappointments and problems, may your tears be only from joy or from laughter. So that next to you is the most faithful, kind, loving man who will turn your life into a real fairy tale. Love to you, prosperity, health, may all your most desired come true, and may the light of our friendship warm you in the brightest and most difficult moments of your life. Happy birthday my friend!

Let the sun shine
On your birthday
And the skies are blue.
And let love surround
Relatives, relatives, friends.

What we had to endure together, no one will fully believe. A friend will always be there in difficult times, this is understandable. But the connection that exists between us is more than friendship. This is an integral part of each of us, which is why we understand each other so well and feel each other with all our hearts. Today I have a great mood, because the same it is with you. There is a great reason for this - your birthday. That is why today I, like everyone else, just congratulate you, but I can not utter all the words and wishes. You understand everything perfectly and so, you know that I wish you only the best, and I will support you at any moment! I wish only simple female happiness, as for the rest - you have enough strength to ideally arrange your life, I believe in you. Happy birthday dear friend, be happy!

Let at least snow, at least rain, at least a blizzard
Or any nonsense.
Know that you are my friend
And you will always be.
This day is your birthday
I want to wish you
Happiness, joy, luck
And love in your destiny.

I wish you a lot of impressions
I want sun and flowers!
I wish you the best!
I want life without shackles!

I wish you joy, good luck!
May life be full of surprises!
You mean so much to me!
Live and be always needed!

The old legend says:
When a person is born
A star in the sky will light up
To shine on him forever.
So let it shine on you
At least a hundred years
And happiness guards your house,
And joy will always be in him.
Let everything be fine in life
Without grief and adversity
Let everything be light and clear
For many, many years to come!

I hasten …….. again to congratulate.
Wish love and happiness.
Sorrows, sorrows to leave
and never remember.
Be cheerful, sweet, desirable,
proud, confident.
Love has come so that without deceit
and became the main in fate.
Strive, Strive and Achieve
what you want.
Don't give up in your fight.
Friends will help in joy, trouble.
Everything will be, there is still a lot of time.
Believe that your star will rise.
And there will be happiness at the threshold,
and the only one that is forever.

They say that female friendship does not exist. But we are certainly an exception to this rule. And the proof of this is how long we have been friends. We walk side by side with you through life, and I have never regretted that I once found a friend like you. And today let me congratulate you on your birthday! Happiness to you!

My dear friend, happy birthday! I was looking for a girlfriend like you for a very long time, but I found it where I did not expect to find it. And I really don’t want to lose you, because life without our friendship will seem to me just bleak, monotonous and gray everyday life. Happy holiday to you! And may all your dreams always come true!

Thing is serious, Birthday!
Dream, circle, fly, bet...
My heartfelt congratulations.
More sweets, cakes, love!

To make your eyes shine more and more,
To blind with happiness
So that the cheeks blush with compliments,
So that not a day, then cooler annealed!

Although they say that female friendship is a myth, but I do not believe it. And all because I have a wonderful, smart, beautiful, positive and most importantly devoted friend, with whom it is always easy and pleasant for me to communicate! Thank you for being there, happy birthday to you, my sweetie!

I want to wish you
To be cunning and dexterous
subjugate men
Petting and training!
Well, I wish them
In addition to courage and strength,
To money and love
Enough for you!

Birthday is a great occasion to have fun in the circle of your relatives and friends who, from the bottom of their hearts, wish only all the best. And if it is a holiday of a beloved girlfriend, then it is especially worth preparing for it. Funny birthday greetings to a friend can be a great option to make you forget about your age and that the birthday girl has become a year older. They will help you tune in to a good and positive wave, in which the rest of the holiday will pass. Short humorous SMS birthday greetings to a friend can be sent in the morning to give her a good mood right after waking up.

Cool poems happy birthday to a friend are presented in this section. You can choose and learn any suitable rhyme. Poems are easy to remember, even a child can quickly learn them. This page contains funny, comic, funny and other rhymes-wishes. If you don’t know how cool it is to wish your girlfriend a happy birthday, then be sure to check out our website and choose one of the poems that you can tell at the festive table, write in a postcard or send via SMS. The collection of poems on our website is constantly updated, so stay tuned for interesting news.

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Happy birthday, girlfriend!
You are my dear darling.
I wish you a drive
Stormy life in the rhythm of jive.

Slim waist aspen,
Sweet limousine life
Sea of ​​​​sharp adventures
For the second ninety.

Thin hairpins, mink coat
And a cleaning maid
Cooking and laundry.
And as gifts - jewelry.

So that the man was "what you need"
Every day next to you.
Your heart was dear
Without problems, insults and graters.
***
My beloved baby
Today we will be drunk in the cap.
So we mark your date,
So that you always live richly.

So that the guys kiss the heels,
So that the princes miss you,
To have cool parties,
Hangover did not torment after drinking.

So that you live like a goddess
She circled over life like a bee.
Everything was given to be easy,
And happiness was hoo!
***
Well, fighting friend,
For your birthday, I wish you:
To be awesome, like from the picture -
More abruptly Valka, Tanki, Ninka.

So that the men - yes, in stacks,
To catch cranes with your hands,
So that money is not one scoop -
Such a bright congratulations!
***
I want to drive a Ferrari
Not to know worries and needs,
For men to give money
To a bunch of different nonsense!

I also wish you a birthday
Beautiful dresses and perfumes
Not a very strong hangover
But very strong suitors.

Accept my congratulations, my friend!
It is said from my heart.
We can't live without each other
All our gossip is good!
***
Happy birthday, I hurry you
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart
Let yours be fulfilled
Treasured dreams.

I wish your life
Was full of wonders
And if you've lost something
It's just extra weight.
***
I want to wish so much
But I'll try to keep it short...
Let there be successful days
And very happy nights.

Your beauty day by day
Let it bloom like a flower.
Let everything be in chocolate
But nothing sticks.
***
Today is just for you
The stars are burning in the sky.
Let everything be nishtyak in life.
Girlfriend, happy byzday!
***
Girlfriend, I know you always
Full of love and charm.
So let the lucky star
Will fulfill all your desires.
***
We wish you not to change -
Because we love you like this
Always stay young
Beautiful and mischievous.

Let the stars shine in the sky
Your dreams come true
How cool is this world
Friends like you.
***
This is not the first time I write wishes
You, my dear friend,
Hoping it's a confession
Outline your fate with a solar circle.
And it will be possible continuous flowering of rainbows
Every beautiful moment in life
Flowers will give their colorful joy,
And the waves of the sea - heat ecstasy.
For money, luck, communication with friends
Fate will finally stop being stingy
Will give a yacht to stay in Miami on vacation,
And next to be favorite faces ...
In short, I wish you a happy birthday
Health, luck, love and flowering!
***
Whatever you meet in life on the way:
Trouble or joy, sun or blizzard,
It was easier for me to walk on the ground,
Thanks to you, dear friend.
You were always there at the right time
Ready to help with deed and advice.
Therefore, with all my heart now,
On your holiday, thank you for this.
I want you to stay good
Responsive, hardworking and kind.
So that the doctors forget the way to your house,
And it was full of everything the heart needs.
***
My dear friend,
You cry today, but in vain -
You don't have to cry on your birthday!
So what if he dumped you?
Yes, believe me: you will find yourself better
And you will be a hundred times happier.
He doesn't deserve you, friend
He is largely to blame for you.
I sincerely wish you
Find your feminine happiness.
Never cry, I beg
Throw away all the bad, and go ahead.
***
I wish you a long, long life
And the surface, and the blue sky,
And palms full of happiness
And in life eternal spring!
I want to always be beautiful
I wish you not to know sorrow
Always love and be loved
And don't forget about me!
***
The clouds dispersed in the sky,
The era of sunshine
We won't get bored today
It's your birthday.
Happy Holidays my girlfriend
Dear, faithful person,
Sometimes you're a bitch
But I love you bitch.
Smile naughty
And celebrate your holiday
And gifts from friends
Get it quick.
***
Happy birthday,
Cool girlfriend!
Rejoice day by day
Meet your spouse
Let everything be with you.
Buy yourself a car
And buy all the clothes
Eat at trendy restaurants
And find your love.
Let the finances come
And pockets clog
Be happy and beautiful
Affectionate, gentle and passionate
***
We've been friends with you for many years
Two friends are like one
We always iron men
We have kindness.
And today is a special day
Your birthday
Let it come true with a friend
Treasured desires.
Guess the Bentley car
order diamonds,
Valuable fur coat
Also put it on the list.
And this year everything will be
You will definitely get everything
And a beautiful man
Just for love you will find
***
So that the chest, like Irene Ferrari,
And ass so that like J. Lo.
So that the men open their mouths,
They were driven in cool cars.
So that all the flowers are thrown at the feet,
And every day they swore in love
And in boutiques to dress
Anyone fulfilled a whim.
So that sex is flying before dawn,
It was driven to always loot,
Vacation in Egypt all summer long
And go to Turkey in winter.
In Ibiza to hang out
For men to swear in love
(I would like to repeat myself).
In short, fuck everything!
***
Birthday! Really!
Has it been a year since last?
After all, from that still fun
I never left!
***
Happy birthday, girlfriend! Let the jokes
Fill your days without a trace!
And I wish you to joke without consequences,
In order not to bring disaster on the ass!
***
Happy birthday, dear friend!
I would like to whisper in your ear
But I'm ready to scream to the whole world,
There is no better place in the world than you!

I want to wish you a prince
So that they could not stop from kisses,
And in addition to it a golden carriage,
A crown in diamonds and a hard coin!
***
I am you, fighting friend,
Happy birthday again!
Be so cheerful, groovy
And drink a glass of wine with me.
***
Oh, my friend, how much we are with you
Survived joys, worries!
On your birthday I will say with love:
We need to drink tonight!
***

Options for jokes and pranks for congratulating a friend on her birthday.

A friend is one of the closest people. It is she who will support in difficult times and tell you what is best to do. It is with a friend that you can cry, complain about life. The coolest parties are obtained in the company of a friend. Therefore, do not miss the opportunity and brightly congratulate her on her birthday.

There are many options for congratulations. Boring poems will surprise few people, so come up with something unusual.

Congratulations options:

  • Voice congratulations. The easiest option is to record a voice message, but you can make everything much more interesting. There are special services and programs that will help you voice your congratulations with the voice of your favorite actors or stars.
  • Flash mob. To do this, you will have to involve all your friends and acquaintances. Prepare a congratulatory program in advance and arrange a dance with umbrellas or something more interesting under the windows.
  • All have forgotten. Agree with friends not to call or write to a girlfriend. And in the evening come all together with balloons and champagne. She will be pleasantly surprised.
  • Collage. It must be made up of photographs. Just print and stick to a large sheet. These should be bright and memorable moments. You can create an electronic collage.
  • Portrait. Now many masters create beautiful portraits from photographs, you can order such a picture.
  • Pirate congratulations. Attack your friend on the street unexpectedly and drag her to the river bank. Prepare a small picnic on the lawn.
  • Quest. Unusual congratulations. Hide gifts in different places and give the first clue. At the last point, expect a girlfriend with flowers and champagne.
How cool to congratulate a friend on her birthday?

There are a lot of jokes and skits for pranking a birthday girl.

Draw options:

  • Box. This version of the joke was invented by students when there is very little money for a gift. You need to put a small box in several large ones. The birthday boy will open the packages one by one until he gets to the main prize.
  • Vase. This is a well-known option. It is necessary to pack a variety of fragments beautifully and drop the box on the floor during delivery. It is necessary to show regret that the vase is broken. After that, a real gift should be brought into the hall.
  • Collective congratulations. It is necessary to agree with several strangers for congratulations. When the birthday girl goes to work, strangers should shout out congratulations and give flowers. In turn, it is worth recording the reaction of the birthday girl and bringing her a disc with the recording.


Fun and practical jokes for a girlfriend on her birthday: cool gifts

There are a lot of fun options out there. Try not to offend your girlfriend by the prank.

Options:

  • Kinder. Merry draw. For him, you need to purchase a kinder surprise and carefully remove the packaging and chocolate. After that, remove the toy from the capsule and insert the jewelry. Now wind it up again and hand it to a friend. Apologize for the modest gift and ask for it to be eaten in front of you.
  • Pizza. Gather in the evening at a friend's place and order a pizza. The pizza delivery guy needs to be a stripper. Play a prank on a friend and invite a pizza delivery boy into the house and start taking off his clothes. Your friend will be delighted.
  • Chief's punishment. It is necessary to agree in advance with the manager and ask him to yell at colleagues in the morning. Then the boss should invite the birthday girl to him with a strict look. Her flowers, champagne and friendly staff should be waiting in the office.


How to play a girlfriend's birthday present with a skit?

In general, you can use a few extreme options for drawing. But for this, the birthday girl must be with good nerves and a sense of humor.

Scenes:

  • Hen. It is necessary at the holiday to dress one of the guests in a chicken costume and give 2 kinder surprises. In this case, the chicken must lay an egg and hand it to the birthday girl. It is advisable to guess a toy, for this, look at the series of toys.
  • Waiter. It is necessary to dress one of the guests as a waiter and ask them to give the birthday girl a dessert. Under a layer of jelly, there may be a box with a decoration or some kind of note. It should indicate where the gift is.
  • You need to “steal” a utility bill from the birthday girl and make a copy of it, but only with such debts as to pay and not pay all your life. And on her birthday, send her this check, or you can deliver it by a fake postman.
  • You can also make a copy of the letter from the bailiff, which says that the birthday girl owes a huge amount to the bank on a loan, and if she does not give it back today, the collectors will arrive by 6 pm (and this is the time when the holiday is scheduled to begin) and “congratulate” her Happy birthday. And at the end of the letter, include your reference number.


Cool jokes for a girlfriend on her birthday

If desired, a friend can be played. Of course, a serious scenario requires careful planning and attention to detail. In fact, it is worth preparing something extraordinary for your beloved friend.

Scenarios:

  • Abduction. It is necessary to meet the birthday girl in a mask and put a bag on her head, tie her hands and take her to the forest. Lay out the victim under the tree and leave. There should be noise and a fire nearby. The victim will definitely go to the noise and see the company of friends. Such an unusual option for a picnic.
  • Disinfection. It is necessary that men in chemical protection suits break into the office and start taking smears from the walls and tables with cotton swabs. After that, all employees are given jars in which you don’t give a damn. The jars are taken away for analysis, and they say that there is a virus in the office. We urgently need to disinfect. After that, everyone is sprinkled with confetti and congratulated the birthday girl.
  • Important person. It is necessary to invite the hero of the occasion to the restaurant. People around should attract attention, as if they are expecting an important person. After all the fuss, it is necessary for journalists and security to approach the birthday girl and congratulate her on her birthday.


Funny prank scenarios for a girlfriend on her birthday

Decoration and highlight of any holiday will be toasts. It is necessary to prepare in advance and learn some funny toasts and skits. Below are interesting toasts in poetic form.

Toasts:

I want to be slim and sexy
So that the chest does not hang with a rag
So that role-playing, classic, oral ...
Someone gave you a gift.
So that at dawn in the morning sunny, beautiful,
When you have enough strength to open your eyes
You man, muscular, daring, strong
I woke up with a crazy, passionate cupcake.
I wish you a happy birthday, friend
Happy days and cool leisure,
Exquisite rose bloom in life
And find a strong companion in life.



Cool toasts for a girlfriend on her birthday

Happy Birthday, girlfriend: jokes, birthday pranks

There are a lot of jokes and options for congratulations for a friend. Before choosing a scene or joke, make sure that the birthday girl will not be offended by you. The video presents possible jokes for congratulating the birthday girl.

VIDEO: Jokes and birthday jokes

As you can see, congratulating your beloved friend can be unbanal. To make it interesting, show a little imagination and use our tips.

VIDEO: Congratulations to a friend

Not only gifts, but also cheerful wishes and jokes will help create a wonderful mood for the birthday girl on her holiday. After all, you can congratulate not only seriously, but also very easily, in a comic style. Funny birthday greetings to a friend, presented in this section, will not leave indifferent either the hero of the occasion herself or her guests. We have selected only the funniest congratulations that will be appropriate for a girlfriend's birthday at any age. Humorous poems combined with a comic gift will create an incredibly light atmosphere at a friend's party, so no one will be bored. Remember that laughter prolongs life!

My dear friend, happy birthday to you. I wish that the nails do not break, the hair does not split, the tights do not tear, the legs trudge along the road of happiness. Always be irresistible, even with chaos on your head and in a dressing gown. I wish you to remain always loved, and also good luck and happiness in the square.

You are the queen on this birthday!
Dear friend, be bright as a star!
I wish you a groovy mood
May the smile on your face always bloom!

May life be cheerful and happy
I wish your dreams come true soon!
Love, dear, be always loved,
Let every moment become even brighter!

Excellent wine in a glass
Less different cockroaches
I wish you in my head
And joy so that in every day.

In everything, only a fair wind,
And keep the tail so that the gun.
And joyful excitement in love,
Happy birthday to you, friend!

Congratulations, my friend.
Let's roll a little
So that on your legal birthday
Relax and unwind.

For you to forget for a moment
Cleaning, kitchen, home and life.
So that with cognac for adventure
Today your path was open.

And tomorrow will be tomorrow.
When else will it come.
You have the right to quit
At least once a whole year.

I'm glad my friend
You have a birthday today!
So let's celebrate
We won't be bored.
Let's start celebrating culturally
Somewhere in a glamorous cafe
After - to a bar where karaoke
(Let's sing about the feelings of the line),
Tired of pulling romances
We'll rush to dance-shmansy,
Well, there would not be forgotten
Call your ex at night.
So we have a mountain of things to do,
It's time to celebrate!
I drink for you today
Like a sister, I love you.

Girlfriend, happy birthday!
You shine like a star.
Only admiration
You are always worthy!

I wish dear
Be loved, love
So that, without knowing problems,
Just live happily!

Let your desires
Come true soon.
I wish you prosperity
And have a good day!

Who is early today
I ate a cake and a bagel,
I ate a salad and kharcho -
Anything is possible on your birthday!

You, friend, do not be shy
Eat and don't get better.
Still you are beautiful
But please don't eat the flowers!

Friend of my harsh days,
My decrepit dove
You're a year older
But still cute.

You rake your sand in a box
And hide somewhere in the attic.
Open the sparkling cork
Make a little mess.

You are more beautiful than the sky today.
Balls, flowers - everything for you.
And I know for sure: our friendship
Pass through many years.

Life flies by so fast
We have to do everything.
The main thing is to be
No time to hurt.

And you don't have to grow old
Be always young.
Have fun more often
Remember - there is only one life!

I wish you to be happy
Beautiful, like a flower,
One and only, beloved
On a wonderful day of celebration!

Let the beloved carry in his arms
And all dreams come true
Always kisses gently on the nose
And "the most-most" calls!

I wish you unreal gifts,
Bouquets of cool and capital money.
Let happiness dive with you in champagne
And more often than not, it dips you with your head.
Love to you pure, mutual, huge
And dreams come true - even the most immodest.

Happy birthday, girlfriend!
Happiness, tenderness, love.
I'll whisper in your ear:
Just live happily!

Beauty, spring, good luck,
Joy and warm days
Handle any challenge
Be smarter and bolder!

Let the road be easy
And in any business - success.
Sun, blue skies!
I have you the best!

You always live a bastard
Every year is good.
Achieve all desires
Don't shy away from problems.

Don't get fat and don't get thin
But, of course, young.
Have everything you like
Maserati in the garage.

To the resort - a pack of vouchers,
Endless stash
Fur coat, cool watch,
Sandals are expensive.

Handbag "Chanel" and "Prada".
What else do you need, my friend?
Groom, cool so that
And fans bag!

Happy birthday my friend.
Let the blizzard subside in life.
I always wish you
And the Bahamas and Hawaii
In stores - everything is discounted,
And work so that - with a smile.
To always love you
On the hands to wear
To breakfast - in bed,
At Disneyland, carousels
And walks - somewhere in Nice.
Without calories to pizza,
Bag - for each pair of shoes,
And for dinner - truffle.
So that the crowd of fans
Followed you
So that everything is in abundance,
And so that you love yourself!

So that everything can and will work,
The smile remained fresh
To replenish the wardrobe
Works so that the front was miserable.

And the guys to lie at their feet,
So that everyone admires you.
To love you, to be loved
And in life to achieve all the heights.

There are sweets - do not get better,
Bathe in the jacuzzi every day
Always be the happiest.
And happy birthday to you!

Salts have eaten a pood over the years,
Darling, we are with you.
Tears were shed, songs were sung,
You have always been with me.

happy birthday congratulations
And I hasten to tell you:
Me with such a glorious girlfriend
Fate is easy to walk.

Be healthy and loved
Find happiness in life.
May the sun always shine
In the island of your soul.

Like, happy birthday, friend!
Let there be dust in life
May you be lucky in business
Don't let the engine run.

From burning three-story buildings
And from a galloping pony
I am you, fearless friend,
I'll save it somehow.

For the rest - how the chip will fall,
As the godfather of heaven says.
Don't slow yourself down
And everything will be on point.

Don't cough, don't get sick
Do not drink "Cola" from the cold.
Sea of ​​cool goodies
And fewer bugs!

So that you can lift
Unreal dough.
Let everything add up to "five".
Like, be happy, mother!