There are many ways to diversify the New Year holiday. You can entertain yourself not only by watching the "Blue Light" or even participating in it, but also in other ways. One so far little used but potentially fun way is predictions. Moreover, they can be different, even prophecies in the form of a careless impromptu are relevant, although it is better to know comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in advance in order to become the original “highlight” of the holiday program.
Classification of humorous prophecies and types of funny divination
In fact, you can combine all the predictions into one common pile, but then it is impossible to at least approximately guess the option, especially if we are talking about the topic of prophecy. It is unlikely that you can continue to joke about finances if someone pulls out something about love. You can connect money and relationships in a funny way, but it will be difficult to return to the previous topic.
In total, there are several most burning topics:
- Love relationships and family.
- Well-being, relaxation and health.
- Financial sphere and working relations.
No one forbids mixing all types, engaging in a common playful divination. It’s just that certain types of “fortune-telling” can still be beaten somehow. These can be balloons with a prediction inside, a special fortune-telling box, a magic hat or a prophetic vase. Any of these types can be beaten from the right angle by making comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in a style suitable for each particular party.
There is also a special kind of predictions. This is a "fortune telling" cookie, so popular in European countries. We also got accustomed to it, besides, both children and adults like this type of entertainment. This type of prediction should be singled out in a separate form. Only in cookies it will not be possible to put a long prediction, therefore only short and not always rhyming phrases go into them. Moreover, for cookies, you can also use short versions of prophecies selected on different topics, because baking for such fortune-telling is most often general, and not by type.
About love and friends, family and children
Fortune-telling of such subjects concerns not only family people with babies or just couples in love. They are suitable for single people, and also affect relationships with friends, although each person is free to choose text for predictions in this group at their discretion.
Prophecies in short verse
Your vulgar desire is not worthy of prediction!
Your love will not grunt, but only meow affectionately!
Your affectionate children will be better than all miracles in the world!
The year will pass especially brightly, it will become hot from novels!
It will be a couple of times not good, but the help of a friend will help!
Don't call your friends to drink! The girls still have to give birth!
If you are a father or mother, there will be grace for the children!
In the Year of the Pig, you will plunge into the sea of affection without fear!
Your love languor will enter the streak of luck!
Even if you live with your spouse, do not forget a lonely friend!
Joking predictions in prose
You don't have to be Vanga to predict you a fun holiday with friends!
Stop whining and whining! There will be love for you, there will be!
This Year of the Boar, you won't have to live with the Pig!
It is difficult to predict the presence of good friends in the year of the Pig!
It is clear children, it is clear that there is a family! I'll have to give myself more time this year!
If you want to avoid problems with your friends, don't act like a pig! Even like a guinea pig!
Great gatherings await you with friends and family. And if the circle is small, then you will become good and pleasant to sit in it!
Someone will find a new love, and someone and the old will please from the heart!
Beats - it means he loves, dear ones scold - they only amuse themselves. In the bath such a high love. In the year of a good Pig, relationships will be bright, tender!
This spring, you should not miss a good chance - as a true family animal, Pig will provide an opportunity to find harmony in relationships for those who are in a couple, as well as find love for single people.
About work, career and finances
Speech in the "fortune-telling" of this type can be not only about employment and money. Here you can "predict the future" in relation to your own business or the economic situation in general, as well as about winning the lottery, inheritance, or about colleagues, superiors and subordinates.
Rhyming prophecies
In February, luck will come - the dacha has not been robbed!
No problem, guys, everyone will increase our salaries!
Don't quit your job, friend, there are a lot of unemployed around!
Leg once, leg two, dizzy! But it will not be for everyone, you will succeed in your career!
If you don't need a million from the Pig, cook the broth!
You work up to a seventh sweat and then work will bring money!
Give you your business? So don't yawn! Calculate everything and dare, strengthen and develop.
Yes, not a greedy Pig at all, only laziness does not like! That's how you work, that's how money will come.
Do not lift your nose too much - career growth awaits you!
All colleagues for you will be like you are family! And they will support, and help, they will clear the way for you to the authorities!
Joking predictions in prose
Just don't say you don't need them! Of course, you will have them, you will! As much as you try, so the money will roll.
By mastering the skills of the Chinese bobblehead, you can pump up your neck, but this way your wallet will not swell. Learn to be the first everywhere, and there will be more money.
Did you plant a tree? Built a house? In general, as you stomp, so you pop!
The pig is soft and rounded, so it can help to get around all the sharp corners at work, it is only important to notice them in time.
Do not believe bad horoscopes - if you want, then there will be money, and a career, and recognition!
In the year of the Pig, people can relate to work in the most piggy way. Keep this in mind and keep your finger on the pulse, then you will win.
Remember that a high position requires dedication to work. So you really decide - you need to be a cool dude or you just want more money!
The wolf's legs are fed, and if he also works actively in January, then he looks good against the background of everyone, which gives rise to an award!
Business trips, business trips, conferences and all that is necessary, and sometimes useful. Just do not forget sometimes to rest from the labors of the righteous!
Now, although it is not the year of the Horse, it is better to plow like a horse for big incomes. Then the Boar will not put a pig on you!
About health, relaxation and well-being
This type of prophecy is not only aimed at general health and weekend gatherings. We are talking about positive procedures, and about the mood, and about a long vacation with the family or alone. Also, playful prophecies can advise something really good for health, so you should not be offended by them, but use them as a guide to action.
Prophecies in verse
If you have not drunk vodka, you will be fresh and full of energy!
To get a gorgeous figure you have to remember physical education!
You need to rest more and at the same time not thump!
To save great strength instead of fat, eat nettles!
To feel beautiful, go to bed with a clear head!
If you don’t drink on New Year’s Eve, you can save your health!
Enough to eat, drink good! Why don't you take care of your health?
Throw a couple of centimeters will help 20 kilometers!
To live without a headache, do not drink a lot of alcohol!
To live life smoothly, do exercises in the morning.
Forecasts for the future in prose
Even if in the year of the Pig you don’t get drunk like a pig, then the beginning of January will thank you with good health.
Sometimes you just need to lie down in the barn to eat the sides. And in order not to eat them, you need to move more.
Boar health awaits you in the Year of the Pig!
Why think about the future, you need to feel it with your strong body. Do not load the brain once again, let it rest.
No need to believe that fat people are kind - such a body cannot have a healthy spirit!
Healthy lifestyle and all that, well, don't be a bore! Drink already!
Good health is given to withstand alcohol and food excesses.
On a festive night, you must also observe the drinking regimen. It is necessary to drink, although in the New Year we are not talking about water.
Remember! A cold shower is useful not only in early January, but throughout the year!
Health needs to be protected from a young age, so you need to drink vodka to alcoholize the body for long-term storage!
fortune cookie
The procedure for sculpting such cookies is simple - the classic shortbread dough is taken as the basis, flour is added to it to a high density and allowed to rest for an hour. After that, they roll it out thinly, cut out circles like dumplings, and put a leaf with a text in each of them. Next, carefully fold the circle, trying to loosely blind the edges, then bake in the oven. The text of the predictions itself can be anything, although ideally brief.
Forecasts for the future in verse
Stop hamstering everything - sweets are poison for you!
According to forecasts, in the New Year, all salads are pulled into the mouth!
Don't eat me when you're guessing - then you won't gain weight!
The Boar is happy for you, maybe you will find a treasure!
At work, so that you behave like a boss, not a donkey!
In this swine time, obedience will attack your children!
Get to drop, you need to work!
At work - grace, it will be quiet and even smooth!
Don't forget about love - pour more for your neighbor.
Protect your stomach, do not lean on the salad!
Phrases for cookies in prose
Pig weather center promises cloudless romantic relationship during the year!
Do you want to live more fun? Just smile!
The main thing is to believe that everything will be fine. Then that's exactly what will happen.
Fight with bad mood- it will definitely make life easier!
In the year of the Pig, everyone will have love and all that, and you will also get money!
Many hope for love and happiness. So now is the time - everything will be!
It is difficult to promise rapid career growth, although the promotion will not bypass you like a pig!
To remember January, drink in new year's eve more tea, juice. Avoid water, it can be mixed with vodka!
Even if you are an athlete, I predict a missed workout on the first of January!
Various forms of comic predictions for the New Year 2019 are not some fresh idea. The tradition has been known for a long time, although it is not so common, but still it has lost its relevance. This is because such playful prophecies cheer up and add a little excitement to the holiday. You just need to choose the form of forecasts for the future in advance in order to enjoy the most original and interesting predictions on New Year's Eve.
Nowadays, in order to achieve something, you need to work hard, you need to be serious and purposeful and constantly move towards your goal. So we work all year long, strive for something, achieve something, but sometimes it’s good to “discharge” in order to gain strength in order to conquer new heights and reach new goals. And comic fortune-telling for the new year will allow you not only to have fun and unforgettable time with friends and family, but also to stock up on impressions for a very long period.
On ordinary days, jokes with magic can end badly. But on New Year's Eve, a lot is forgivable, especially since such predictions and jokes are only indirectly related to magic. So nothing will stop you from having fun from the heart and amusing people close to you.
Comic fortune telling on the shape of animals
Now it is rare to meet a girl or woman who would not care about her own figure. Prepare small bags, envelopes or boxes of the same size. Put images of animals inside, you can pick up small toys that girlfriends can later keep for themselves as a small but pleasant souvenir.
Then, to anyone who wishes, invite them to choose their prediction and try their luck. The prediction can be formulated like this:
“The figure and advantages, as well as the dignity of which of the animals will I receive in the coming year?”.
And in order to stir up the interest of girlfriends, it is better to take exotic and unusual animals, such as a mammoth, a dolphin, a pterodactyl. And immediately think about their merits in order to smooth out irregularities if they appear. So, for example, the image of a baby elephant can easily be perceived by a touchy girl as an elephant, and even at her own expense.
You should also avoid some associations with animals, for example, it’s better to exclude such an animal as a hippopotamus, it’s good if it gets caught by a thin person, but if a girl who is obsessed with her figure gets caught, then you can’t avoid revenge from a girlfriend.
Nevertheless, you need to understand that all New Year's fortune-telling should take place in a festive and friendly atmosphere, and if you think it over carefully, then you and your friends will have enough positive emotions for a long time.
Funny fortune-telling for the new year
Prepare notes describing the future person of a similar nature:
“In the coming year, you will have a long trip to distant and unusual countries, accompanied by thieves and swindlers who will not only not deceive and rob you, but will also help you in everything, and they will also leave you the stolen goods.”
Or something like this:
“Unclean spirits will settle in your house, and it will hurt all over, so much so that by accident it will take all troubles and hardships with it, and happiness and a grandiose fortune that will fall out of its immense pockets will go to you.”
You can come up with as many such predictions as your imagination suffices. Well, you can take the number of dishes served and guests. Each time, before a new dish is served to the next guest, invite him to pull out another prediction from under the plate and read it aloud to the delight of him, you and the guests.
Chocolate New Year fortune telling
For this comic prediction, a small piece of chocolate is taken and thrown into a glass of champagne. Next, see what will happen if the chocolate sinks to the bottom of the glass, then you dance until you drop, if the chocolate floats to the surface, then the night will be passionate and you will “blur” from bliss. If chocolate lands on the right wall of the glass, then you will spend the whole holiday with your soul mate, but if it floats to the left wall, then you will be gone all evening, no, yes, pull to the left.
Divination on paper
On New Year's Eve, make your deepest wish, then write down as many vulgarities and nasty things as possible on a piece of paper, then give this piece of paper to read to all the guests in turn. If the last one of your guests to read hits you in the face and this blow coincides with the last blow of the chimes, then your wish will certainly come true.
Comic predictions Option number 1
Caution danger! Your mother-in-law will give your wife a new large cast-iron skillet!
Be sure to purchase lottery ticket! You are destined to win a lawn clipper and your own mustache.
Soon you will get a "significant" profit from the consumption of buns and cakes!
In the coming year you will find your own stash, reread K. Marx's Capital at your leisure!
Hold on! You will soon be attacked by money from all sides!
Relax! You have a vacation in the estate in Rio de Olhovka!
Take heart! You are in for a serious loss. You are destined to temporarily lose the power of speech from happiness from a long-desired meeting!
You are lucky! You will be the millionth visitor to the public bath next year, and honorable brainwashing will be given to you for free!
You can't avoid a promotion! You, along with the entire department, will be transferred one floor higher!
Comic predictions Option number 2
New hairstyle! Your new "outfit"! Surprise everyone in the coming year!
The sun will peek through the window! A new unexpected love will come!
The picture is clear! Beautiful love awaits you!
You will enter a "cool" society and find an oligarch there!
Have fun go ahead! Luck lies ahead!
Income growth will happen! And the costs will be reduced!
The house has a family atmosphere! A fast-paced career at work!
Your trip is coming soon! It will take you to the warm sea!
You will be happy! You will be lucky! Your cottage is waiting for you!
A lot of travel and a lot of incidents are waiting for you!
Tour to Europe and unexpected joy according to the horoscope awaits you!
You are destined to live a hundred years! Sorrows and troubles will not be given to you!
New Year is everyone's favorite holiday. A great time to get together, eat delicious food, make gifts and share wishes. Children see magic in it, that Santa Claus visits houses, leaving gifts there. And so that he knows which ones, the kids write letters. For adults, the New Year is also a time of waiting for a miracle. After all, they make wishes, make plans and believe that it will definitely turn out better than the previous one.
Therefore, the game is so popular - predictions for the New Year. Moreover, these are comic predictions concerning various topics. There are allegorical, where there are hints or lengthy expressions. There are accurate, reflecting the existing reality. There are many options to play this game. The main thing is to prepare in advance.
Comic predictions for films and songs
A great opportunity to have fun with a company when the gala dinner is eaten and dessert is left ahead. Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of \u200b\u200bNew Year's predictions will surely appeal to you.
How to apply:
Predictions can be hidden in a special cookie.
- you can bake special cookies by putting notes with funny predictions inside them instead of stuffing;
- inflate a dozen multi-colored balloons and give the players one by one a needle so that they burst them - put notes inside;
- print multi-colored candy wrappers by placing notes inside, then wrap chocolates in them and give them to guests for dessert;
- write a dozen prophecies on identical pieces of paper, fold them and collect them in a box or hat - let the guests take them out one by one;
- make short prophecies and assign a number to each, tell the guests at the feast the numbers or ask them to choose for themselves (for example: “Name the numbers one by one from 1-10”).
It is more interesting to guess for the coming year from films or songs. The results are funny sayings.
For example, find suitable song titles:
- Dark night;
- Night, night (Factor 2);
- New turn;
- One day the world will bend under us (c) (Time Machine);
- Goodbye;
- Wait, locomotive - from the film, Y. Nikulin / G. Vitsin sing;
- Hope - A. German;
- Renunciation - Fleur;
- They won't catch up with us - Tatu;
- Furry bumblebee;
- White Rose;
- Winged swing;
- Combat;
- The wind of change;
- Tenderness - M. Kristalinskaya;
- Beautiful far;
- There is only a moment;
- Ah, what a woman!
- White Rose;
- Farewell, love - A. Makarsky;
- Memories - Factor 2;
- I will stay - City 312;
- Love - Dan Balan.
Interesting! You can make prophecies not just by taking the name, but by turning on the composition and listening to it. It will be a real musical evening. Many songs carry a deep meaning, give thought.
Examples of predictions that can be made based on the films of the current years:
“The evening of memories will end with an unexpected meeting. Perhaps an old school or student friend is coming?
“Goodbye, love of delicious donuts! The new year will clearly start with a new advanced diet!”
“A mysterious stranger will send you white roses. Who is he? The answer will surprise. Perhaps an admirer or an old friend?
“The year will fly by like a winged swing - up when you are lucky and the work is arguing, then down when difficulties arise. Keep swinging, the black stripe will definitely change to white.
“When a dark night comes without a moon, make a wish. It will come true soon."
“The usual life after the New Year holidays will end. The wind of change is inevitable! At first, the changes will seem like an unpleasant surprise to you, but then you will realize that everything is going great.”
Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of \u200b\u200bNew Year's predictions will surely appeal to you.
Movie titles
You can guess by songs or movie titles. This is a simple, at the same time original way to get comic predictions for the New Year 2019. Then the guests themselves will be involved in the procedure for decoding the "prophecy", and most of the results will turn out to be cool. A list of used film titles should be compiled in advance or written later, with guests. Let them remember the pictures, and the facilitator writes down. In a column, no numbers. Then, the players call the numbers and the presenter finds the desired name in this list. According to him, he predicts for a year, adding a decryption option from himself or pre-distributing paper notes to everyone, where there will be names.
For example:
A bright version of the design of predictions.
- Predator;
- Armageddon;
- Curse of a nun;
- The scent of a woman;
- Taming of the Shrew;
- The escape;
- Sex in the big city;
- Groundhog Day;
- Deal with the devil;
- Stranger;
- Quiet place;
- Titanic;
- Big jackpot;
- reincarnation;
- The Wedding Planner;
- A forty-year-old virgin;
- Love affair at work;
- Good luck zigzag;
- Christmas trees;
- matchmakers;
- Long road in the dunes.
Examples of predictions for the new year:
"Awaits you ... a big jackpot!" - obviously about money.
“The taming of the obstinate awaits” - perhaps the authorities will take special measures to “educate” a negligent employee, or this “surprise” concerns the house. Will you have to educate your child more strictly?
“A colleague has been looking at you for a long time. Previously, he did not try to take action. An office romance will start suddenly. A stormy whirlpool of passions will swirl! Be extremely careful and trust your intuition!”
“The reincarnation of a forgotten project will bring an unexpectedly successful result, even if you have to try!”
“Be careful, you will have to unite the team when the boss entrusts a new major project. Work as a united front, otherwise you will sink like the Titanic!
“The ominous curse of a nun awaits you! Perhaps your beloved mother-in-law or mother-in-law will soon arrive?
“Wait for the matchmakers! Is your beloved niece getting married?
Lines from songs
At the same time, train your memory, remembering the lines of some favorite compositions or the names of paintings. You can print them on leaflets in advance and distribute them to guests.
Suitable for forecasts (for the next year) song excerpts:
"Forget it, forget it" (c) "Hands up."
“Such tenderness, on the mirrors” (c) Maxim.
“Million, million, million scarlet roses” (c) A. Pugacheva.
"Oh mom, I'm going crazy!"
“Do not listen to anyone, only your heart - it knows everything” (c) Max Korzh.
“But when everyone leaves, stay, sit next to me” (c) Olga Marquez.
“I really want to be with you, but sorry, zai, fuck it” (c) Vitya Ak-47 - Sorry, zai, fuck it.
“And even if the whole world turns to dust, I will carry your heart in my hands” (c) Olga Marquez.
“Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world"
“Wait a little more. We will show you the way” (c) “The way.
"I am free! Like a bird in the sky!
“How lucky you are - my bride” (c) Mumiy Troll.
“Dad bought a car” (c) A. Pugacheva
“Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome” (c) P. Volya.
“Only, a glass of vodka on the table!” (c) G. Leps.
“The plane easily takes me away” (c) Valeria.
“For a week, until the second. I will go to Komarovo!”
“If you have a pack of cigarettes in your pocket. So everything is not so bad today ”(c)“ Cinema ”.
Interesting! Each line is a ready-made prophecy, the participants only need to choose! Wise wishes are hidden somewhere, somewhere there is a reason to laugh, at the same time to think.
In addition to lines from various famous songs or movie titles, you can write your own humorous predictions. At the same time, add meaning so that, in addition to a joke, they bring benefits to the players.
Examples of prophecies for this year:
Drink tea regularly, at the same time never get sick
Interesting texts for New Year's comic predictions.
Your keyword will be: "Swiftly"
Rapidly - your career will develop in the new year,
Also rapidly - wages will increase.
Rapidly - relations will strengthen,
Swiftly - you have to run when the boss calls.
Quickly - there will be a bonus accrual.
Rapidly - the working year will fly by and a leisurely (there is no need to rush here) vacation will begin!
Look cheerful - everything will turn out great in the new year.
Verse predictions.
Happiness will come in your personal life,
At the same time, income will increase.
He will live peacefully, without worries and no worries.
Smile more often - and fate will answer you with a smile!
The year is bound to be successful.
You will calmly solve all the tasks.
Fulfill the plan, distinguish yourself with zeal,
And the authorities will praise, noticing this.
Ask for a prize, don't be shy.
At the same time, you will receive an increase sooner!
The prince is waiting for you, arrived long ago. A white horse, stable work, a bouquet of flowers - I collected everything. It remains to give him the answer: “Yes!” and take a step. Look around, he's near!
For a long time conceived - will certainly come true in the new year,
Troubles unexpected - will go unnoticed.
Expect by all means
The arrival of a harmful relative!
He will grumble all the time
But it will bring good luck and unexpected income.
He will come for a short time - he will visit everything,
At the same time, problems, sadness and troubles will take away!
Don't be sad, better open the door wider.
Do you want to celebrate this New Year?
YesNo
Happiness let in the New Year.
Hope will come with him, stand a little,
You take her out of the way.
Love will pass freely, impossible to hold.
With her, you can safely wait for a visit.
Prosperity will gradually approach the threshold,
The house, the threshold and the situation, he will closely examine.
He decides - it is necessary to stay, the people are pleasant, it is comfortable here.
Gather this company at your place, treat you with tea,
Wish or tell something - write it all down.
Feed deliciously, read fairy tales and put to sleep.
Now you always live with them!
It will be long, even dreary and hard. Takes enough time, perhaps helps the nerves. But the result will definitely justify all investments - a new house!
Soon in the coming year, you will become the victim of an unexpected attack. In the evening, after all the New Year holidays, a group of unknown people will find you. Among them is luck, she will hold tight. Love will turn out to be an active ringleader, she is also the organizer of the attack. The third is prosperity, and inspiration will come with them.
It is worth warning - the attack will succeed and you will not be able to escape.
Smile more often, then you will get an unexpected offer. The director of a toothpaste factory will want to work with you.
Your wealth in the coming year will increase significantly after receiving a million dollar win! Be careful, do not waste money on trifles.
On a holiday, your numerous relatives will unexpectedly remind you of yourself. Everyone will invite you to visit, tasty food and give a gift!
You will feel like a prisoner of a time machine - you will have to work hard and it will seem as if you have returned to the year of the Horse. However, the results will justify the time and effort invested!
The end of the year will bring a series of strong upheavals. Your success will amaze your envious, competitors and other ill-wishers.
Expect a stranger to visit. He will appear on Sunday morning and shock you. Maybe it's the postman? Send you a notification of a million dollar win! Gotta let him in! 
You will lose seven things: failure, debt, an unpleasant acquaintance, resentment, misfortune and a bad habit.
You will gain seven things in return: love, prosperity, luck, inspiration, hope, happiness and a bonus.
Be careful, the word "big" haunts you. If the salary - get a big one, if the project - they will entrust a large one, if the gatherings - then large-scale ones, where a lot of people will gather! So try to use this word wisely! Then the big boss will certainly be pleased with you.
The year will fly by! Get a cool car, have a cool rest at your favorite resort. Life will change dramatically, and a cool boss will order to give out a stunning bonus!
Looking for destiny? Be sure to visit a nudist beach and look around carefully. Perhaps your happiness will find you and settle down next to you in the new year!
A lot will pass in life. Only a few things will remain: happiness, prosperity, good health and good luck.
Prepare dinner, decorate the Christmas tree and open the door: Santa Claus will definitely come to visit! Treat him, entertain him with a conversation. At the same time, tell him about your plans. In return, the good old man will bring you a wonderful gift!
Outcome
When composing the text of the notes, one must be guided by the age and hobbies of the audience. The main thing is not to offend, but to make those present laugh. If a company has gathered where there are children, it is better to avoid vulgarities. If all the guests are relatives or friends and they have been talking for a long time, you can add segments of pleasant memories to the prophecies.
It would be nice to write a few individual messages targeted at a specific recipient. His hobbies, professional activities and character will be clues.
To make the New Year holiday more fun and interesting, it would be nice to fill it with funny prank games. For example, humorous prophecies - 2020. Short comic predictions for the new year are best suited - easy to cut, put in a box of sweets, or put in a gingerbread, gift box, sweet nut, balloon, and read at the right time or use when playing forfeits.
Tip: you can add fabulousness and elegance to prophecies-jokes by displaying them not on plain and boring white paper, but, say, on golden paper (according to the main color of the eastern calendar, the year of the rat is coming), or on green - in the tone of the Christmas tree. The more colors, the brighter the emotions.
New Year's predictions on paper sheets will help out even when everyone has already danced, tired of holiday treats, walked up on a frosty street, having seen and heard fireworks, and miracles, a sense of magic is still not enough. After all, even if the prophecies are not real, they are always intriguing. And even an inveterate skeptic in life does not mind touching the magic on such a magical holiday.
Short funny predictions for printing on pieces of paper
Cool short predictions can be put in one or two prosaic lines. Let them be a little understated - this is the whole point: they can be thought up and interpreted as a person himself wants:
- When the old page closes, wait for news from old friends: amazing and invigorating.
- The plan will happen if you turn on an outdated faucet in a renovated apartment: find a painted door.
- Look for the burnt button in the elevator - good days will come with it, look at the desired calendar sheet by the burned-out number of the floor.
- Take care of the lightning, keep the lock: if it breaks, the rendezvous breaks, instead of it the magnate smiles, calls to him ...
- There will be a sponsor, fate will smile if the stocking is torn where it needs to be.
- Cold, prepared in the evening, gives a long feast with hot news: cut the salad.
- For your wish to come true, fulfill your calling!
Wait for an addition to the pay, or replenishment in the family!
The fortune-teller has a special forecast for you: New Year promises you love hypnosis
The rat will bring money with luck in addition. Be happy for you all year, bypassing failures
Short prophecies for 2020 of the Rat for colleagues
Wishes for 2020 year of the rat can be in verse, in prose, encrypted in the form of an anagram, comic puzzles. The main thing is that they are friendly. For example, cool predictions for employees can be in the form of wishes for financial, career well-being and growth in 2020:
A snowflake falls on the nose - life-picture awaits:
Money painted, financially decorated.
The rat squeaks three times - the string bag is immediately dragged:
The award will roll, the boss will praise,
And the salary will grow up - get high in the will for a whole year.
If you find confetti in a salad - now you will get better:
Ideas, projects, successful estimates.
If you see yellow over green in the salute,
Know that in this year of the Rat you will be well-groomed.
You will suddenly row money with a shovel, do not collect:
You can personally receive a deputy's salary.
When the last leaf is thrown into the basket to the east,
Stopped digital stream
On the horizon there will be ... no - not a gap,
And the ocean's cash flow.
If a plane leaves a trace in the sky,
Consider the offer that comes -
The career step will crawl up.
The air conditioner howled - do not run -
Look at the printer
There is a treasured piece of paper - bring it to the boss:
As he sees - it will bloom - gratitude at the box office is waiting.
Being solid is a must. Yes.
Only this beauty is not for the New Year.
Tear off the boss's mask, take it off,
Have fun, dance, play
The noisier fun
The more luck.
Confess to colleagues in love,
Tear everyone on the dance floor
The heel will come off - charming:
The office will not be crowded.
Tip: it would be interesting to fill in New Year's predictions with an appropriate print - mice with coins, rats with banknotes, or company attributes of the organization. So they will gain some kind of officiality, and they will also be perceived as targeted appreciation of the merits of the employee.
Predictions for friends can be of a different kind - they are closer, which means that the words for them should be prepared warmer or more meaningful for themselves:
As the blizzard spins the carousel, so luck will knock on the door.
She will bring with her a heap of happiness and love.
Be bold in your dreams and everything will turn out like this
As conceived by myself, because friends are always with you.
Snow is spinning in a round dance, fortune seeks to know the house:
You will go to the south, grow flowers in the garden,
In the wallet, the suit will change to green sweetness.
Have a loan? - you will close it, and you will arrange fun for everyone.
You will see a snowman in the yard,
So your time has come:
Fall in love, marry, blissfully whirl,
Call to the wedding, well, and get drunk with us!
If it snows for three days in a row,
So, you are lucky to meet HIM:
Prosperity, a house, a million, maybe a trillion.
Got bored? Do not rub the Doberman behind the ear,
Don't give your neighbor a drill
Put crackers under everyone's door:
And the blues will not return. Believe!
The beast of separation will calm down
Come to my dear on the threshold.
Comic predictions for the new year according to the signs of the zodiac
For lovers of all sorts of astral things, there is another way to diversify the New Year's pastime: on pieces of paper, decorated with asterisks, print predictions for all zodiac signs for 2020:
Aries is going to be a big hit
From a rat money hello
Sea of super positive
And a rosy perspective
Taurus is objective, observant, active.
It will be difficult - rest, give free rein to feelings - love!
You can jump with a parachute, drive the miserly away.
And then not life, but a fairy tale will be all year round - miracles!
Gemini, reject boredom, impressionability, boredom,
Surprise with indifference, indulge in indifference:
Throw up a fig on problems, and even two on rumors.
And then all the doors will immediately open for you everywhere!
Cancer of spontaneity is the enemy
Think over every step.
Good luck then
When "no" equals "yes".
The lion is best of all in the year of the Boar,
He is a proud favourite:
And at work everything is fine,
And in the field of love - chic.
Nothing will interfere with Leo -
He's on his way to success!
Just learn to say “no” to your colleagues,
And so that no one sits on the neck, move away from business in time,
Close, on the contrary - give love - and there will be no trouble.
Libra has its own road - full of changes,
There will be so many meetings on it that your head will spin,
And fate will send good luck with a lot of joy to boot,
Balance will come to them and bring wealth.
Heaven send miracles to scorpions,
100 pounds of love and happiness
A fair wind in the sails
Bad weather will bypass you
just don't hit the brakes
A fair wind whistles to Sagittarius: unstoppable, like an arrow.
Sagittarius will find his love and will always be faithful to her.
He will move mountains at work, destroy all his worries,
And if he does not take a loan, luck will fly to him.
Capricorns, pull yourself up, make friends with patience,
It will happen to sweat: to pore over the work,
But at the end of the year there will be three bags of money,
If you push it further, you can become nouveau riche.
Aquarius, rest, enjoy perfection,
The year promises intellectual, spiritual and moral ascent.
Not a single problem will affect the sign,
Everything will turn out to be a blessing.
Fish in the depths do not hide:
Be active, get moving
Maximum success is ensured by all those
Who lives by business and ... to loved ones of the heart
Zodiacal "prophecies" are universal. Relatives, friends, colleagues will also be happy to receive their portion of astral broadcasting magic. Moreover, they are only partially comic - each prediction is made with an eye to the real forecast for 2020 of the Chinese horoscope.
Funny predictions in verse for family and close friends
Prophecies-jokes for 2020 in verses will be interesting to find under the pillow. This option of sorcery is best suited for households - for family and close friends who stayed overnight. And here they can even be seasoned with some intimacy, romance, tenderness, playfulness, instructiveness:
When your beloved kiss lightly touches your eyes -
Down with your shyness,
The dream will come true.
And the ceiling will swing down - you are a macho, a ruler, a marquis.
Don't put your finger in your sweetheart's mouth - it's better to put a beer in there,
And for a snack - football and hockey:
You will open the treasured door to the fur coat.
Parents will become obedient when the fives visit the diary, the plates will shine with washed fields, and the monitor will get rid of dust. Obedience creates a gift mood.
The coming year will rock you in the gentle sound of the sea surf, the whisper of southern palm trees, wake you up with the multi-colored positive.
Avoid drunken poles crossing the road, whistling holders of striped sticks, flashing beacons: a calm ride is a good ride.
Learn geography and improve English -
A tour of the sea awaits you:
Suitcase, station, keys -
Best hotel room. Quiet, don't scream!
A master key will be found for the mother-in-law: hearty cat food, a willing dog walk, a silent smile on the whole face, and a consonant “Yeah” with everything. It is better to take off the mask alone.
Pick up the key to your mother-in-law:
Praise your daughter more often;
And the housekeeping of the wife
Give her merit.
A variety of fun New Year's predictions is a good start to the year. They have a positive charge. And pleasant surprises are pleasant to receive always and for everyone.
New Year is a holiday that is celebrated on a grand scale, bringing together loved ones and dear people. Accordingly, preparation for the celebration must correspond to the scope, otherwise the whole event will be reduced to a simple meal, with a few congratulatory words. If you decide that you will be the organizer of the holiday, we recommend that you prepare in advance. Today, comic predictions and lotteries are gaining more and more popularity, among other entertainment.
A prediction is a notification of an event that will happen in the near future. Whether we like it or not, it is human nature to be interested in one's future. Now there is no shortage of various predictions - all kinds of astrologers, fortune-tellers and soothsayers, so people are tired of serious prophecies in their lives.
Comic predictions for the new year are, in addition to a fun pastime, also a fresh look at forecasts for the near future. We are sure that the assembled guests will appreciate your ideas and will receive great moral satisfaction.
Friends, your prophecies can be completely different - long, describing each action or very short, written in prose or in verse, the most important thing is that they be funny, bring laughter and joy to others.
Submission of predictions for the lottery
Let's first consider the possible submission of predictions, and then, we will offer examples of text.
prophetic balls
To do this, you will need ordinary balloons, small leaves and a pen. We write the predictions on pieces of paper, roll them up, put them in a balloon and inflate it. Balls can be tied to the chairs of guests, or can be distributed during fortune-telling. Having burst the balloon, a person reads aloud the prediction associated with his life. The more fun the prophecy, the more positive it will bring.
Preparing in advance for the session, you can specially age the paper (by dipping it in strong tea or onion solution) or make it bright, colorful with a beautiful rope. This will add a touch of mystery or celebration, whichever you choose.
pot of divination
Everything is simple here, we take pre-prepared dishes, put the rolled bags with comic wishes. We let the pot go around, each guest pulls out one bundle and reads it out.
The container can be pasted over with shabby paper, giving an outdated look to the dishes, or the paper can be aged in advance.
Gypsy chest
Deep in us there is a stereotype about gypsies, they say they are all wonderful fortune-tellers, and this is a great way to use them in your comic prophecies.
Dressed in advance as a gypsy, you or one of the guests enter the room with a chest filled with predictions. The host invites each invited guest to take turns pulling out one bundle and reading it out.
The main thing here is not the forecasts for the future, but the presentation. It’s great if a gypsy woman takes on the role and, with an expression peculiar only to them, holds a competition.
prophetic cookie
Remember the quote: “everything ingenious is simple, and everything simple is brilliant”? It is this aphorism that underlies this competition. To prepare it, you will need leaflets with predictions and cookies. True, cookies will have to be made by yourself, however, if you have the opportunity to purchase them, why not. For those who want to create something original, we offer a recipe for making cookies.
Ingredients:
- Eggs, 3 pcs;
- 50-70g wheat flour;
- 50g butter;
- Spices at will;
- Sugar, powdered sugar.
Cooking method:
- Separate the egg white from the yolk, beat the white until foam appears, add flour, sugar, spices as desired, mix until smooth.
A word of advice: when whipping the protein, do not be zealous, if a large amount of air bubbles appear for a long time and the dough starts to rise quickly when the temperature rises.
- Spread baking paper on a baking sheet and grease butter, heat the oven to 180-200 C. Spread even circles on a baking sheet with a teaspoon.
- We put it in the oven for about 6-7 minutes, as soon as the edges turn golden, we take it out and turn it over, put a piece of paper with predictions, fold it in half. Next, taking the cookies by the ears, bend it.
- We spread it on the table and wait until it cools completely.
Miracle dumplings
The next event has a certain similarity with the previous one, the difference is that we use dumplings instead of cookies. This old fun is almost forgotten today, but it is perfect for predictions with family and loved ones. The secret is in the item that we put together with the filling, which carries a certain meaning.
- Orange peel - a loved one or a loved one will present a gift;
- Peanuts - a romantic meeting is possible;
- Cherry - good luck in business;
- Peas - comfort and prosperity will reign in the house;
- Walnut - health will improve;
- Buckwheat - a sudden increase in finances;
- Mushrooms - a life full of tranquility;
- Money - sports victories;
- Grain is a full bowl of wealth;
- Raisins - an unexpected temptation;
- Cabbage - wages will skyrocket;
- Caramel - a romance is possible;
- Potato - promotion at work;
- Cranberry - expect a change in your personal life;
- Ring - wedding;
- Hot pepper - possible problems at work or at home;
- Dried apricots are great news;
- Carrot - meeting new people;
- Meat - financial success;
- White thread - you will have to leave for a long time on company business;
- Green thread - travel abroad;
- Black thread - quick business trip;
- Thread with knots - problems from where it was not expected;
- Cucumber is a new passion;
- Button - you will get something from clothes;
- Sugar - the year will be successful;
- Apple - your work will be appreciated.
Lottery with three predictions
To do this, we write wishes or prophecies on pieces of paper, at the rate of three divinations per person. We fold the leaves beautifully and mix them in a bag. It is proposed to pull out the bundles in turn, reading aloud.
secret desires
To prepare for the competition, you need to prepare funny images, the main desires of a person. It is not at all necessary to draw yourself, you can choose pictures from magazines or print them, attach images to a rope, pull the rope. We blindfold the guests, unwind and bring them to a stretched rope, giving them the opportunity to choose a leaflet themselves. Pictures can be completely different.
- family hearth;
- Finance;
- Head office;
- Wedding;
- Huge, new homestead;
- New car;
- Modern gadgets;
- Travel and more.
The text of comic predictions for 2020 in verse
- Wait without crying, luck will come again;
- Look ahead, a lot of money is waiting soon;
- You have a fast road, but there will be a lot of money;
- Step boldly forward, success with luck is already waiting;
- From close friends, expect news soon;
- You will find your love, maybe you will marry again;
- You’ll fly upstairs with a career ladder, you’ll even sit down with the boss;
- A huge mountain of money will fall from above, the native will recover from the disease;
- Do not be sad in vain, friends are on the way;
- The neighbor fell in love with you, why live for many years;
- In the last month of winter - February, success will come to you again;
- I saw for sure, you will have a big family;
- Precisely at midnight, on the New Year, your luck will come;
- In front of the leadership, you will have to be there so that the temptation to get drunk is gone;
- Since you were fired from work, it means that worries have diminished;
- At the holiday, whoever gets drunk will return to the house without an advance;
- In the store, you take yourself fashionable pants;
- Under, glasses ringing, they will give a cool phone;
- An ice floe will fall on the heels, life will become like a picture;
- The year of the pig is on the way, we wish you friends,
- To be neat, smart, clean, not an analogue of a boar.
Comic predictions in prose
- Stepping firmly up the career ladder, do not slip on the spitting of envious people;
- Perhaps an increase is expected very soon, you will have to move a couple of floors higher;
- Keep smiling and we will certainly sign a lucrative contract with a manufacturer of toothpastes;
- Happiness has come to you - remove the bad habit, but here's a curiosity - a couple of new ones will appear;
- Be careful - in the coming year, it is possible to add a family, cockroaches from neighbors are going to you;
- You will find a hidden treasure, though its appearance will be very similar to the spouse’s hidden stash;
- With the advent of the new year, the possibility of an attack on you is great. Success will deal an unexpected blow, it will be almost impossible to fight back;
- The gray everyday life of the next year will be diluted with bright meetings with the opposite sex;
- In the near future, you will recover greatly, though this will happen to your pockets;
- Your friends remember you very well, how can you forget a debtor;
- Be careful on the roads, perhaps fate is already waiting at the crossroads;
- This year, for the cockroaches in your head, will be especially lucky;
- All difficulties and difficulties will leave you, it is incredibly boring with you;
- Next year, your body itself decides when, where and most importantly with whom to be;
- The rod inside you can be just a stud in one place.
